Reunion Dinner......

The bunch of good friends of mine had our reunion dinner on the 27th of January this year. It was a tradition for us to meet up and have a nice meal to celebrate the coming Chinese New year as we hardly meet up as a whole throughout the year........



*A bunch of hooligans chatting to their long lost brothers......


Dinner started off with the 'Yee Sang' - a symbolic dish for prosperity for the year to come.



*I don't fancy this dish....raw fish YUCKKKkk......


We made it a point to exclude alcohol during dinner this year.....but as far as the custom is concerned, we need to make a toast during the dinner. Plain water or tea will never be an option for the toast and therefore, I being as smart as usual came up with a splendid idea of using liqour-filled chocolate.



*Different flavour for everyone......nice??




*At last the toast, we proudly yelled 'Yum Sing' - toasting cheer.....with chocolate in our hand....hahahaha


After dinner....Goodbye...till we meet again...........................



*The End.......................

My Nephew......

"He might be short, he might be stout; When he grows up, you better watch out." "Malaysian Next Top Model"

I can never imagine, after 6 and a half months my beloved nephew has become........hmmm.........a professional.....veteran in the field of modelling....check out all these pictures....



* Mengwai : Tell me my hat looks fine.....



*Mengwai: I think I am having a bad hair-day.



*Mengwai: I am trying to be serious here....so, how do I look now?



*Mengwai: OK payday!!!!!!!!

Happy Bday Lock.........

We had a birthday party at our house last Friday.....it was Ah Lock's bday........check it out...



*Bday tiramisu....damn those icing...it makes me wanna puke.....




*our repective guests..........hehehe




* KuanLee showing off his skill in lime biting......



* This is KuanLee (the one in black) after several glasses of Ribenas.....check out his face....hahaha



*This is how KuanLee (the one in black) behaves after drinking......DAMmmmnnnnn.......he will grab anything near to him and I was sadly the victim this time....


Lastly...I would like to wish Ah Lock a happy bird-day.........


*Ah Lock : It's my bday....yea yea...it's my bday....yea yea..........

New faces in my life.....

Friends come, friends go....I've met with a bunch of new housemates nearly 2 months ago. Funny, weird yet friendly bunch of homo sapiens. They are from a different majoring faculty...totally different from mine. Creative Multimedia peps.....they wake up in the morning and started drawing, after lunch they will continue drawing, past tea-time they are still drawing.....dinner time gone - still drawing and before bedtime...DRAWING....well after 4 freaking years of drawing they will eventually get a degree (not a degree in drawing but a degree in...hmm....I've got no idea).

They will be my second family for the coming days up till the very final day of my student's life here in Cyberf**kingJaya.....after knowing them, getting along ain't that bad after all.........check it out for yourself.........



*LeeChuan aka "Okui" = "Blackish Devil"..........he used to be pretty fair.........




*Robin.....that finger sign means "how do you do?" in HIS WORLD...........




*PhaikGaik....the lovely girl in the house....the thorn among the roses.....and yes we are the roses....guess who's the thorn?? hahahahaha




BEFORE

AFTER

* Ah Lock.......he found himself a new hobby recently...EATING....observe what has grown besides his biceps......




The last but never ever the least......



*KuanLee....he's not my housemate though but my one and only chinese friend in class....ain't he sexy? He's a PR in my house... PR = Permanent Resident.


THE END...

Happy New Year....2006!!!!

No new year resolution this year. What is the point of drafting out all the things that you are going to do and in the end forgot about it? Just let it be....when it comes...come...when it goes....go. That would be the most appropriate way in handling life. Don't you think so? Anyway here are some new year greetings....



* I can't remember where I met him before......



*Can't remember him either.......



*Hmm....she looks familiar.......



*Ohhh this has nothing to do with me......even punks love me....hahaha WHO DOESN'T???


HAPPY NEW YEAR peps......Keep on reading "Bogus".......

Hair cut

I had my hair cut last weekend....this time it was a bit special. She was there to observe the entire process. So, I planned to give her a suprise instead.....check it out.....



BEFORE.........


*Man!!!......I can actually read two pages at a time..........



WAY BEFORE.......


*Wahh.....bushy bushy bush.........



and RIGHT AFTER.........


*hmm....I kinda like the new me....ngek ngek ngek.....

After the dreadful suprised, I got off with a stern warning from Her:

PW : Don't touch me until your hair grew longer!!!!!!!
Me : ohhh...don't be angry...hehehe
PW : I don't care!!!!!!!!!
Me : ok ok I promise I won't do it again.....
PW : You said that many times!!!!!!!!
Me : ok...this time it's for real.....promise promise promise promise promise.....
PW : OK....one last chance.
ME : ( wahhhh.....hehehe...narrow escape....hip hip horray!!!!)

China Trip (part 2)

I had come across several weird stuff when I was in China....I would like to share some of those with y'all.....check it out.....

hhmm...how should I put it.......ever wonder a land without 7-11? In China I can't see even one 7-11 outlet but.......no fear for "KEDI" is here.



*KEDI is way better than 7-11....it has a mini steamboat bar inside...7-11 got anot?



A person once told me.....

Person A : hey let me tell you...in China toilets are horrible.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...dun even go near the radius of 10 metres from the toilet.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...before you can piss you will vomit first...hahaha
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...you just wait and see.

*After the trip

*Have you ever seen such beautiful place to do your "business" (private 5'inches screen and an ash tray)? ONLY IN CHINA!!!



As Papa said before "Language Maketh a Man". If your Mandarin is poor and you can't speak English, No fear....China people ain't that good either.



* ATUOMATIC????



If you planned to buy ADIDAS shoes in China, your eyes must be as sharp as the eagles for if you are careless, you might get this instead...















* AiDIDASi worn by David Peckham...



The last but never the least, have you ever wondered where can we get the best "yau char kuai"? In Klang? Ipoh? Seremban? Penang?..........NOPE the answer is CHINA!!!


* Hey guess what....it has the same length as my penis!!!.........just kidding...mine is slightly longer....hahahaha

My Beloved Nephew

He is the new kiddo in the house. He has taken the throne of "King of The House" from KitKit. He is the tiniest and not to mention the cutest being I have ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.................MY BELOVED NEPHEW........I used to call him BB in the previous post, but I think it is about the right time to use his name........from now on "MengWai" = BB..........

* hello peps....I am the new King.....guess what?....I am only 2 months old....hehehe
















* as I grew older, I am able to see the world horizontally........man......having those vertical views for several months is really tiring.






















* my parents thought that I have the potential of being a penguin at 4 and a half months old.......and guess what....they were right.....I can't say "NO" anyway.......






















* after the penguin act, I got all dressed up for..........hhmmmmm........I don't really know why they dress me up so often.....guess mommy thought I am her Barbie doll replacement.......
























* well............as my mommy always say : MY SON IS A GENIUS..........guess daddy was just trying to prove it by measuring the size of my head with that hat.


As the conclusion, my beloved nephew is not only the cutest King in the land....he is also a part-time penguin, a part-time model and lastly.................a full time genius................

Thank you CSA (MIS).....

This post is specially dedicated to all my ex-colleagues in CSA....MIS Department in particular...I was there for my internship over a stint of 5 months. I am thankful for all the guidance given to me by the ever so friendly and charming MIS personals. I was treated to so many meals and karaoke sessions by all the ever so loaded MIS personals....(wonder how much would their payslips be?.....How come so much to spend?.......hehehe) Let me do the honour by introducing them.......

Chris Lim - The Boss ( Extreme "petai" lover)
Emmy - The encyclopedia
Alvin - The cool but funny dude
Wilson - The friendly "Taiko"
Elaine - The humble lady
Joyce - The fashionable mum
Mei Cheng - The decent girl
Crystal - The petite office lady
Ellen - The timid one
Mei Foong - The love sick secretary
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Goh - The ..................hhhmmm.....how should I put it.....ah haaaa....I got it...I shall name him

Goh - The WEIRD one.

Once again......a picture speaks a thousand words..........
















* The gang. Standing from the left: Elaine, Ellen, Joyce, Emmy, Crystal, MeiCheng, MeiFoong,
Sitting from the left : Alvin, Chris, Wilson, Me, Goh


















* Alvin (left) : Hehehe my wallet is save from the bill.
Chris (right) : Not mine....but luckily I ate my beloved petai...HAHAHA
Me (hidden) : *silently thinking to myself*...I have never ate so much "petai" before in my life.


















* The "petai". Let me give you some introduction. It was first ate by the local aborigines. Aromatic yet slight bitter in taste. Usually served in dry spicy sauce. Good for cholestrol control. Prevent high blood pressure.

BEWARE.....End Result : Funny smell while urinating (NOT JOKING)



On a beautiful evening........

Me : Hey Mr. G*h, do you wanna be seen in my blog?
G*h : Yea sure sure.....
Me : Ok then. Give me a pose.
G*h : What kind of post do you prefer?
Me : Hmmm..... give me the "Overtime" pose.
G*h : ahhhhhh






















* The true identity of Mr. G*h was protected to prevent unwanted attentions from teenage girls.....HAHAHA....actually to prevent Mr. G*h from teenage girls.



Lastly, before I wrap up things, I apologized if i ever offended anyone of you during my stay in MIS. I would like to wish all of you the best of luck and I hope you people enjoy this post. Till we meet again......

China Trip (Part1)

Papa and I went to China on a tour. To be precise it was actually...Shanghai, Nanking, Suzhou and a few other states....I can barely remember those names. First of all I would like to stress out that Shanghai girls are way much hotter than those we got back here. Furthermore friendlier than our local chicks. Anyway the trip was just superb....I will let the photos do the talking.

















* Nanking Road in Shanghai...it was only 5.30pm....


Dad and I were having the time of our life....smoking and drinking together (every single day).....guess it happens when you are at least 1000km away from your wife and your mum.

Papa : I am not a heavy smoker for your information. Smoking is hazardous. It causes lung cancer and bad enough for your stamina young man.
Me : OK
Papa : You must not get addicted to it ok. This is an exception for we are on a trip. Don't tell Mama about it.
Me : OK
Papa : It took me quite a long time to quit. I don't like to see smoke in near future:
Me : OK........(Took out a pack from my pocket) ...... So you want a stick now?
Papa : SURE. Why not?
Me : OK.
















* Papa and I at Dr. Sun Yet San Memorial Park. I can't really remember what state I was in...all I know is I am still in China....hahaha.....



The only complain the I had during the trip was why so many dead people to visit?....Why? why? why?..... Papa has got no complain at all....























* The wife of Dr. Sun....hhhmm...I think the name was Mdm Soong Ching Ling....and she was dead as well....guess one can only be famous under the ground.


















* Papa and I at West Lake.....damn those kids behind us.......


More to come......................

My First Weekend in Cyberjaya

Goodbye P.J. and welcome back to the shithole aka Cyberjaya.

I had a slight cultural shock when I got back to Cyberia on Friday evening. I was surrounded with students. A handful of typical bunch. Before moving in my stuff, Hui and I had our dinner at the Cyberia Auntie's place. My meal that evening was RM 6.80 including 1 ice tea....bloody ripped off but anyway, Hui and I had a nice conversation about each others' sex life........Opsss..I meant well-being.

I got the house key from my new housemate Robin, but my room key is still unavailable. He told me I will get it ASAP.... hhhmmm..... well I guess I could bear with that. But let me tell you this, the toilet is in a total mess. I thought only a girl and I will be using the toilet? WTF!!! the smell was something like hhmm...how should I define it....ok...imagine the smell of a used pad + 5 years old panties + few rotten bras put together. I decided to do the cleaning on Saturday morning but when I was about to start, I realised that there was no liquid like soap for the floor or even the sink. After searching the bathroom I found something close to what I need. "Shokubutsu Body Foam" (NOT MINE)....and guess what....the bathroom smelled fruity right away.....(let me not tell you about the cleaning process.....hahahaha....half bottle gone)

Had an appointment with Hui and Nick at 3.30pm (Alamanda trip). As I was about to leave....all of a sudden I thought of something.....F*CK my room is locked.....and I got no KEY....argg DAMN....I head on to meet my buddies anyway. Told them about it and guess what? OF COURSE they laughed at it and started calling me names....I told them a million times that it was an accident but they just kept going on and on and on and.........

First stop.....McDonald's...


*Nick making his own ciggies....



*Nick busy posing as I was busy thinking on how to get my room door open.

Second stop, Carrefour's hardware department.



*Hui showing me the new door knob that I will be needing if break mine ( final option).

After checking out the price for a new door knob (at least I know how much is my maximum penalty, RM12.90), we headed right back to Cyberia for the next big project.
Nick gave me a few options on how I should handle the project for I will be making the final call....

1. Try using a card.
2. Break the knob.


* Nick showing off his talent in house breaking (By the way, Nick is not as fat as you can see here....he is just "husky") hahahahahahahahaha



* First choice = Failed....A minute of silence for one of my best friend......My ATM card and also my debit card


After several "First Choice" attempts, sadly we decided to move on to the second option........



*Finally...........................................

The End.