Langkawi Trip (part 3/3 ~FINAL)

Finally.....Drinking by the sea....


I won't elaborate too much this time cause I can't really remember what happened that night....hehehe



*Monkeys by the sea......




*Kalau sudah gatal MESTI mau GARU....scratch scratch.....




*KINGKONG......




*My new found babe......Joanna Tan....(wahhh my lubang hidung so big...hahaha)



BOGUS's Theory......








*Eng Soon the Klang Suffle KING!!!!

Langkawi (part 2/3)

On the 2nd day when everyone is still sober....we rented a couple of motorbikes and went for a ride...It was just a nice plain ride....hehehe...Except!!! EngSeen wanted to ride the bike for himself of course (without license).......




*Valentino Rossi ~ ~~





* Eng Seen is one happy monkey with a helmet.....





* Look at the smile on his face with that beloved helmet of his....


Just imagine happy EngSeen on a bike.....riding like he was from a biker gang....hardcore huh? But actually, it was just something like this......
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* Biker Seen from Mars...........





*We had our time by the lake.......




* By the sea............



At last, OUR SHANGRI-LA........THE WATERFALL!!!!!!!!





* Hey Robin, that's my pose!!!!!!!




*Group photos........




*Last picture taken.....while still SOBER........


***Coming soon (Part 3/3)...............DRUNKARDS BY THE BEACH***

Graduation Trip to Langkawi (Part 1 of 3)

Right after the Genting trip, I had to rush back to Ipoh to get myself ready for the Langkawi trip with the same bunch of new found friends. It was a 3 days 2 nights trip organized by 'Okui's Tour Agency'. 11 of us were on our way to the Duty Free Land in less than 24 hours after getting back from a lame F*ck up party in Genting. At least the Langkawi trip was a decent one. Nothing much to talk about during our first day because everyone was drunk and can't even remember their own surname (bloody alchoholics ishh.....no self-control) so therefore I will seperate the trip to parts of activities to avoid confusion.




* We rented a van and a five sitter car........(penumpang-penumpang van)




*PEMANDU VAN.............





@@@Underwater World, Langkawi@@@




*3 hot chicks + 1 PONDAN.......




*2 monkeys with sad childhood.......




*4 eyed monster.....sei ngan jing....




Okui : What in the world are we doing here?
Me : I don't know.
Okui : Will I get to meet my cousins here?
Me : I don't know.



Okui misses his cousins in the wild so much......he can't help himself by imitating them.....




*Okui......




*COUSIN....
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More to come....To be continued...........

The Condom of Death

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and askswhich the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she'sreally hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better giveme the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and herparents.He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins theprayer, but continues praying for several minutes.The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such areligious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Chivas Genting 'so-called' RAVE......May2006

Ah Lock and OKui have been planning to attend the Genting Chivas Rave Party at Genting right after our final paper. I had never been to a rave before.....therefore I agreed to tag along.




*All geared up!!!!!!!!!



*Robin and OKui trying to satisfy their lust on ME........




*Even the chicks are trying to spice up the mood...


All sorts of 'THE RAVE' imaginations were running wild in my head before reaching the entrance...hahaha....I thought a rave party should be something like the picture below.


*A bunch of hooligans partying from dust till dawn...


To my F*ck*ing DISMAY......the organizer has issued more tickets than they were supposed to. Almost a thousand patrons were left stranded in front of the entrance. (INCLUDING ME!!!)
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After more than 2 hours of waiting and cursing, the event organizer eventually called off the party....WTF!!!!........No point complaining....most spoken words I heard after the calling off...

1. F*ck
2. T*u
3. C*bai
4. P*ki
5. P*pet

All these are specially dedicated to Chivas & Genting................



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*Look how devastated and tired Okui has become...He has been swearing for 4 non-stop hours.



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*Even those 'angmo s' were complaining........

Right After The Last Paper........

Right after my final exam paper in MMU, I met with my fellow mates from Ipoh. They happily welcomed me to the working class as I was one of the very last to join them. We had a regular dinner and right after that, drinking yet again............



*Having a drink in an unknown pub in Uptown...




*'Hai Kun' making a multi-million dollar deal through his phone





*Friend for sale.....23 years of age, Virgin, Decent and Camera Shy.....





*Unlucky ACE.....You pick, You drink!!!

2nd June 2006..........

My 23rd birthday....hehehe...had a simple day on a special occasion. Spent my weekend with my family, enjoyed mum's cooking. JieJie and JieFu got back right on time to present me with my birthday cake. Life has been tough recently. Lots of decisions to be made on such a short period of time. Just hope for the best and at the meantime.........PRAY....hahaha.....before updates on how miserable my life is right now, let me show you how happy I was during my birthday....



*same ol' POSE



*Family's acapella orchestra singing the birthday tune.....




*Took some pictures before we terrorize the birthday cake....



* Yellow submarines and I.........



*Finally......attacking the cake with MengWai......

My first permanent job.........

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What a perfect day to sleep. My beautiful morning sleep was distracted by the knocking at the door. knock! knock! knock! knock! .........It went on non-stop. At first I thought I was dreaming but then....how come when I grabbed my balls I felt the pain and still got to listen to the knocking sound? That was when I realised it was not a dream after all. With all the remaining strength in me, I got up and answered the call. When I opened the door, I saw the best looking man in Cyberjaya besides me. The "Postman". There was a letter for me. The one that I was waiting for......my Service Agreement from Karensoft.




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Glanced through the aggreement while lying on my bed. Got back to bed almost at the instant...the freaking agreement is 13 pages long........But anyway, I was told to report myself on the 5th of June in Penang to commence work......Haih.....Goodbye Human phase, Hello Cow phase.

Human Phase - Eat, sleep and enjoy every single penny your parents gave you.
Cow Phase - Eat, sleep, work, work, work and work.

3 Weeks before Finals...................(Dedicated to OKui)

LeeChuan aka OKui aka BlackGhost organized a small gathering to celebrate his own rebirth. I was on the other hand busy with my assignments and FYP but for the sake of mankind, I went........The picture below shows how reluctant Robin and I were.........trying to imagine the atmosphere at the so-called party later on.



Robin: Oi...How ar? Really wanna go?
Me: Aiya...paid liao la....go looo.......
Robin: ohhh ok.....



OKui was there at the grand entrance, greeting us with Terminated-liked look. But the gleam of his eyes tell another story............



OKui: Woi brother......Sudah Bayar belum?...........



Drinking was never my option that day..... guess I just walked around and posed for any photo shots available just to get into pictures for my blog.....hehehe........ ]




* OKui and friends...........




*Friends of OKui.................(Don't mind Robin, he was just acting normal)



OKui was so happy that day he even tried out the skateboard to impress us.......




OKui: Who said blackie can't skate?




*A bunch of drunkards...........(What happened to Pendidikan Moral?)



By the end of the day, I was just glad to be there........




OKui : wahhhh I can see stars.......
Robin : Let me measure......I can count the distance....
Me : Good Night boys....see you tomorrow...

Why Men/Women Have Two Hands

I saw this on 'Rojak's Reader'. How true...how true.....hahahaha.........


Why women have two hands ?







Why men have two hands ?
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