Off We Go.......................

My 100th post..........


I will be away for a couple of days.....Let me share with you guys on how I get myself ready for a trip.....All you need are three major Cs. Standard for all travellers. Clothes, Cash and Camera......I'll let the pictures do the talking for this time.




* 2 Short pants, 4 shirts, 4 briefs and a boxer.......




* USD, HK Dollar and China RMB.......hmmm..........3 currencies for a single trip.

* 2 Cameras(not taking any risk), rechargable batteries and some medication (for emergency).

* 1 haversack (check-in) and 1 backpack (handcarry).

Got to go now.....early flight tomorrow..........I'll BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop or Not to Stop???

I went to a factory in Prai for a meeting together with Carl last week and being an observative guy that I am, something weird caught my eyes. First of all, right in front of the factory's main gate it has a sign stating No Parking, No Waiting and definitely NO STOPPING.





* Can't they just simplify it by just stating " F*CK OFF" instead??? Same meaning right?



Nothing wrong with that I assumed. But as I looked down to the ground, guess what I saw written right below the sign stating NO STOPPING........................




* One big fat STOP...........


It took me half a day trying to figure out what went wrong. What do they expect from their visitors? Do they have any idea what they've done is just a mere act of ludicrousness?......I gave up after a minute of trying to discover what was the hidden meaning to such act........(No need to work meh!!!)



* Am I getting smarter or people just getting dumber???

Attacked by The Sewage Monster..............

I had experienced one of the worst sight ever in my life. The Explosion of the Sewage Pipe......Can you F*cking believe it???? damn........I noticed the opening to the pipe was dripping the night before, so I called up the maintenance guy and they sent someone over the next day. (I am not going to elaborate what happened the night before) One of the guy from the maintenance wanted to open the cap connected to the pipe to investigate the leakage. Eventually/Luckily I took a few steps back and stood away from the bathroom. He then turned the cap slowly and POSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KNNCCB WALAUEHHHHHHHHHH OMFG ARGGGG~~~~~~~~~~






* Why didn't I notice that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The sewage aka SHIT splashed out in full force......the maintenance guy was fighting for his life......for the pride of the nation....he battled the shit monster without any fear. When I told my friends about it, everyone said the same thing to me, " DID YOU TAKE ANY PICTURES?? " What the heck were you guys thinking???????? I was literally STUNNED.......CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS.........




* KANNEH.......CIPET.....NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo


After stabilizing myself from the extreme ammonia odour, I was back to my old-self.....I started to snap pictures of the entire process. But too bad my heroes already washed away all those remaining treasures scattered through out the bath room.





* My heroes...................


I called Papa and KitKit to share my once in a lifetime experiece. Later that day I got a call from Jiejie. I could hardly hear what was she trying to say because she was laughing all the way. All I heard was JieFu bought a speed boat. Walauehhhhh I susah susah only can have the latest gadget (My Car) and you guys chose to break the news to me after my encounter with the Fountain of Shit..............iisshhhhh.....nvm nvm...next time I go pinjam ya.....hehehe.......




* I will never forget that sight until the day I die.........yucksssss.....


*** Now I know the true meaning of the phase "Full of SHIT" ***

* JieFu's new ride......................

Reasons not to mess with children.

*Got an email from HaiShue........how cute can kids be.......simply adorable.......


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A Trip to St. Anne's.............

It was another family reunion. Papa, Mama, Grandma, Uncles, Aunties and tons of Cousins joined in this year.....nothing much this year.......more likely to be the same with the trip the year before but anyway enjoyed the company and the short family gathering right after.......



* St. Anne's..................................




* PW's second trip..............the bugger at the far right of the picture is another cousin of mine....




* We were made to climb moutains of steps to reach to the peak. This was how a person would looked like during the climb........




* Cousin Sim, begging for CPR from his brother after the climb..........damn sia sui being too near to these freaks......hehehe.....

* One candle for each member of the family..........plus another one for the new car.....ngek ngek ngek........




* Anyone could clear my doubt? Which part of St. Anne did they extract the water from?

* Don't think too much bout the source....need water to wash my car the next day............

My New Ride.........

This post is to satisfy the lust from Kenny(SMT), Seenboy, Isobel and Peeka......I got my car last Friday. Nothing much to be proud of.....for the car still belongs to the bank....I took my very first personal loan. Can't sleep for the first few days.....not because I am getting a car, it was because I was too busy calculating how much I will be owing the bank........sakit hati yooo.......once I was enlighten, I am back to my normal sleeping routine.......conclusion = worst case, crawl back to Papa, show him my 10cent's face and beg for money...hahahaha but that will be the last resort well of course.....





* Front View.........



* Rear view......



* Side view..............




* Interior.......Looks like space ship......Being an analog man, I don't actually know how to operate those buttons....all I am capable of is to switch on/off the air-con and the radio......





* An Apek with a whole lot of debts......had to sell off my shirt for the downpayment.....

What a Great Weekend.........

Let me tell you what I did this weekend. I travelled more than 1000km in 2 days. Saturday morning, drove all the way from Ipoh to Tampin. Had a pit-stop at JieJie and JieFu's place to fetch MengWai and MeiMei. That makes 8 of us all together.......next pit-stop, A-Farmosa resort........




* This is the ONE piece of furniture I love at their home.....the massage chair.....I need to get one to myself..........ohhhhh yeaaaa.......nice niceeee~~~~~~




* Everyone seems to be so energetic. But I was so freaking tired at that moment.........


Right after some light refreshment, we headed down to Melacca. Tight schedule? Ask Jiejie, our planner for this trip (her plan changes every 30 minutes......) Fetched KitKit from the Uni and headed to find food........everyone except MengWai and MeiMei almost died of hunger......the 2 lil ones had their milk earlier.....




* Everywhere raining........on such great outing all of a sudden, raining shit and dung......




* The Sunshine Boy............


After going round and round Melacca.......Klebang, Jonker Walk, etc.........those recommended places were either closed or fully booked......we had no choice but to drive further to Bert's (I just remember the name of the place, not the location)....




* Papa was so happy at that moment, he started pouring beer to everyone thinking that it was juice...........





* MengWai wanted to try.....I bet JieJie and JieFu will kill me if I put the glass near MengWai's watering mouth........

* Everyone gobbled up all those food in the speed of a lighting.....btw Mama was sick.......some people had sea sick, some flight, some will even feel dizzy on the road....Ladies and gentlemen, my beloved Mama had all at one go......Last time Mama vomitted even before the plane took off...hahaha....once the plane started its engine, Mama's engine also starts.......bluek bluek bluekkkkkk.....

After the dinner, PW, KitKit and I had a stroll at Jonker Walk.........sent KitKit back to Uni and headed back to the resort to catch some Zzzzzz.........Awaken by the sound of engines nearby.....PW and I went to investigate what was wrong with Malaysians lately.......and we landed at a drifting circuit.......

* Engine very loud......car very slow.....hahahaha Stupid event....how lame how lame.....I ride my bicycle and make the turning also faster than most of them.....

* Papa proving to us that he didn't get any hangover from last night.......

* MeiMei and I......I recently found out that MeiMei is actually heavier than MengWai....

After breakfast, we went to Seremban.....visited the so-called 'SiewPau' Empire.........SiewPau = BBQ Bun/ Pau Babi.......hehehehe......I don't fancy the taste of it.....

* Very impressive for a bakery.......

* 90% of the purchase is for my colleagues and clients......Nicus....nahhhh siew pau ar.....makan la......

Next, jalan-jalan cari makan. JieFu took us to a great place for beef noodle......

* JieFu said this is a distinguished eatery serving beef noodles......

* The Beef-clan........

* The Non-Beef-Clan.......hmmm...ladies don't take beef meh???

* Nyum nyum...........

After the brunch, JieJie and family headed back to Tampin while Papa, Mama, PW and I balik Ipoh lo......after dropping Papa and Mama in Ipoh, PW and I drove to Penang without further delay.......tired liao la......btw I took my new car last Friday.......hehehe nice car nice car....after 2 days, the mileage reaches more than 1000km hehehe......

* Show you guys the car later......

How Ignorant..........

I was doing my regular weekly shoping at a nearby hypermarket and guess what I found. By neglecting simple things you're actually making a fool out of yourself......I strongly believe my blog readers have the ability or have the minimum IQ to differenciate a Papaya and a Guava......




* Do these look like seedless guavas to you??



* Close up...........If these were really seedless guavas, then I really need to see a physiatrist to clear my head........



* This is how a guava looks like.........were they just ignorant or plain dumb?




* They should make me their marketing manager........at least I can show them how real guavas look like.......worst case, I won't be selling chickens and advertised "Pork for Sale".....



* First World Facilities, Third World Mentality (Think about it)...............

Dinner at Dragon-i.............

Never throughout my stay in A3-9-8 back in Uni life I've taken any.......I would like to stress again....never ever taken any advice from Rob......but hell I might just give it a shot......Let me show you what Rob said when I had a bad dinner at Swensen's.....



Robin Liew: the queue tells how good the food is maar, its like a rating scale, more ppl = more star = higher rating




* I kid you not.....this was the actual queue.....I waited for a freaking 45 minutes before they lead me to my seat......





* hhmm.....very impressive oriental feel...........hope the food is as good.

* Siew Loong Pau (Lil dragon dumpling).......not dragon meat......its PORK.......damn......

* The most expensive Wantan I've ever ordered.....RM10.....KNNCCB....the taste also really really dissappointing......PORK too

* Noodles tasted like flour......meat was cold (PORK).....at least put in microwave la.....

* PW never ate so much pork in a day before in her entire life.......

* The only non-porked dish......but too expensive by the standard.....

* Cipet...the most expensive meal I've had this year.....not to mention....TASTELESS.......

Note: Rob is taking a course to be a pilot........so next time when you're on a plane and you hear something like....."A very good day ladies and gentlemen, I am Robin Liew your captain for this flight. We are now entering the air space of Lalaland........." Please take a look out from the tiny window by your seat.......you will most probably still be on the ground....I am never ever taking any advice from Rob ever again......cipet........