Wedding Ceremony......

The fetching ceremony was on Saturday morning before the dinner reception. Thought of getting things done in a day. BAD IDEA......very very very tiring....luckily with the support of the family members and hengtais...I managed to get it done perfectly...ngek ngek ngek....



* Everyone was ontime the next morning...luckily no hangover from last night....breakfast at my place and ready to go....





* HengTais will have to stick something to their car to distinguish them to those normal cars on the road....




* The MASTER CAR....nice?? hehehe.....for those getting married, please get my help to decorate the bridal car......





* Last minute briefing.......just in case........

* All ready to go.......honk honk honk!!!!!

* One last fag for luck.......observe the bulge on my right thigh, that's how big IT is every morning....hahahaha.....

* Cousins and Aunties anxiously awaiting for the right arrival of the new family member....Mrs. Lim.....

* Uncle Sim keeping himself busy filling the lottery ticket with the numbers I chose.......too bad tarak kena...else no need to work liao.....20 million yo......hahahaha...

* Papa and Mama will have to walk me to the car.....custom wor.....I know the way to the car ma.....

* LET'S GO....HaiKun will be the video man.......dangerous job.....while JieFu will be the camera man.....KitKit will be the Bestman while Cousin Ching will be the bride's maid......thanks for the help guys....

* Honk Honk Honk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* First angpao to lil Marcus.........mind the lady with the microphone...she is the irritating traditional emcee the in-laws hired for the ceremony on their side....luckily Papa and Mama didn't get one......bising betul....

* The microphoned lady asked me to wait and wait and wait....walauehhhh.....faster la....wat time liao la....hot la.....luckily didn't wear a 2-piece suit...else die there.....

* Let's go....action time......

* 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....hahahahaha 8 against 20.....no match at all.......hahaha don't think the soft cushion will gonna hold that long....

* First, FeiHai was specially requested to do 20 push ups.....luckily 20...if 100 then will have to come back the next day once he's done.....well done bro....good job.....

* The normal food prank.....wasabi bread, Tabasco sauce, vinegar, lime....aiya...nothing new leh....luckily I have all the HengTais to sacrifice.....hahaha I don't even have to take a bite.....

* Check out KouHai's face....hahaha better him than me.....thanks man....

* When they requested for a model, we weren't expecting this......sorry la HaiChew....next time I'll be your model in return....hahahahahaha

* When JieFu shouted to rebel, we wasted no time but to rush in.........kns.....tarak give face liao......hahahaha....8 vs 20 large bull......you know the math....

* Open Sesame!!!!!!!!!!! masuk masuk masuk..........

* KAUTIM........

* Time to bring Mrs. Lim home.........suprisingly JieJie found her way up......the line was right down to the lower floor.......all packed with hooligans.....my choice of hoodlums...hahahaha....

* Okay...they said I need to pray...then I pray...........hhhmmmmm......

* Tea ceremony.................

* Family picture.........

* And off we went........balikkkkkkkk............

* The journey home was only 5 minutes......hahaha merely 2km.........

* My beloved nephew will open the door on this side of the ceremony.......

* Cousin Sims and us...thanks for the gift....

* Papa refuses to drink...he said this cup of tea is too expensive....hahaha....no choice....drink and pay please....NEXT!!!!!

* My turn to give out angpao to the kids....first time......virgin angpao distributor....

* One last picture for good job done......YEAH!!!!!! Thanks again guys.....

* Another custom.....MWai will have to jump on the bed and poke the potty.......but WAIT....

* AhWai....WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

* AhWai NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............too late too late........

* Family picture.........more to come on the dinner reception......

The Day Before The Wedding......

After all the preparation at last the big day is here......took 2 days in advance to get myself ready mentally, financially and foremost, physically (will need to consume alot of unwanted beverages).......will elaborate further from the pictures (special thanks to JieFu for being the cameraman throughout all the events)..........



* Buffet line preparation from the caterer......




* Thought of asking KouHai, HaiKun and HaiShue to get the bridal car done but since JieFu and LeeMeng were around then by all means put a lil bit of my personal touch.......

* I was chasing flies until around 9pm.....most of them showed up at once.....HaiCheong and Vicky were there earliest.......

* Who's next????

* Not an easy task to ask all of them to get in line for a picture......crowd management is crucial.....

* One, Two, Three......SNAP!!!

* The chicks and I....See no touch, Touch no see, See and touch, I MATI~~~

* My buddies and I......beer, beer, beer and more beer........try to keep ourself sober for the task tomorrow morning.....

* Sleep early, wake up early......more to come on the ceremony the next morning.........

The Sims and I......

An outing with the cousins last Saturday in QueensbayMall........all of them are Sims....so I shall refer to them in a general term..cousin Sim....just a short post....busy.....




* Secret Recipe.....Malaysians complaining about this expensive, that expensive but yet can afford RM8.90 for a glass of juice....walauehhh...




* If you see this banker in EON bank, DON'T EVER PASS HIM YOUR CASH........he kept on laughing thoughout the day......




* The Sims and I..........




* hhhhmmmm....what's that???




* Penangites love their hokkien songs......PW was having a hard time understanding it....till now....hahahaha....she can't even speak simple hokkien...an important day tomorrow.....cya peps.....

Tagged.......

Believe it or not after 3 years of blogging.....I've never been tagged before...hahaha first time..so-so la....thanks to Isobel...hahahah you TOO FREE ar??? walauehhh...hahahaha


I Love Your Blog Rules:
1. Pass this award on to 7 people.
2. Answer the following questions using only one word.


Q&A:
1. Where is your cell phone?
Desk.

2. Where is your significant other?
Working.

3. Your hair color?
Black.

4. Your mother?
Retired.

5. Your father?
Busy.

6. Your favorite thing?
Cash.

7. Your dream last night?
Son.

8. Your dream/goal?
Rich.

9. The room you’re in?
Office.

10. Your hobby?
DVD.

11. Your fear?
Cashless.

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?


13. Where were you last night?
Class.

14. What you’re not?
Tall.

15. One of your wish-list items?
Cagiva Mito

16. Where you grew up?
Disneyland.

17. The last thing you did?
Drove.

18. What are you wearing?
Uniform.

19. Your TV?
Small.

20. Your pet?
Dead.

21. Your computer?
HP

22. Your mood?
Great.

23. Missing someone?
YEAH!!!

24. Your car?
Civic.

25. Something you’re not wearing?
Bra.

26. Favorite store?
None.

27. Your summer?
Cold. (Chi sin...here everyday summer la...got winter meh?)

28. Love someone?
Yeah!!!!

29. Your favorite color?
White.

30. When is the last time you laughed?
Just. (Wondering WTH am I doing filling up those blanks now....hahaha)

31. Last time you cried?
XXXXXXXXX

32. Are you a bitch?
hhhhhmmmm... (I got a kuku can be a bitch ar?)

33. Favorite Position?
aiks....(which activity? hehehe)

34. Favorite Past Time?
Shopping.

35. Are you a hater or a Lover?
None.

37. Are you genuine or fake?
Both.

38. Any Vices?
Liquor.

39. Pro Life or Wire Hanger?
Pro!

40. McCAIN or OBAMA?
Clinton.

41. Pro Plastic or Natural?
Natural.

42. Dream Job?
TCF. (Top Corporate Figure??? hahaha...those from Forbes la....)

* No one else to tag...eventually Isobel tagged those I knew.....so no need la....

Tao and Bikes.....

As a ritual to celebrate the confirmation of the latest batch of consultants, those newbies are allowed to treat us to a rather average meal at the Tao, Autocity....reluctantly I accepted the free food invitation from them.....give face la.....



* Free food = Good food...............

* My second time to Tao.....man I love the scallops.......I won't dine there if I were to pay....no freaking way......

* This is Carl (Far left)....he has the mad Carl disease every 12 hours of a day.....he'll be sleeping for the next 12.....

* The enlarging team.....walauehhh.....next time office also can't fit them anymore......please ask for a transfer...anyone????

* Free beer courtesy of the birdday guy....thanks KC.....KC is my senior's senior...that makes him my super senior.....

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The crave for a bike is back........Carl Lim and I went all the way to Kulim to view one of those.....this old Uncle is also interested in big bikes....even taking his B license next week...walauehhh so old liao can tahan bor??? hahahaha.......the only difference between us is that he could actually afford those bikes and I can't......Rich Lim, Poor Lim......

* I was made to sit on those bikes so that Carl could do a size comparison on those bikes.........sit sit...start start also syok liao la.......hahaha...

* See no touch, Touch no see.....See and touch, PAY MONEY!!!!!!!

Wet Market Anyone???

PW wanted to pay a visit to the wet market.......ouchhhh...they don't call it wet market for no reason.....smelly, full of aunties and extremely WET!!!!........got up early on a Saturday morning.....wet market here I come....I am more of the hypermarket kinda guy.....




* A total misfit in this awkward surrounding......




* PW just love being here......alamak.....




* Don't get me wrong...I love fried chicken...but I have no intention to be shown on the making process......YUKSSSS......




* Luckily my visits to the wet market are just merely a handful of times in a year...else, I'll be a total vegetarian......happy working peps...

Typical Family Weekend......

A long weekend back in Ipoh....Mama will retire in a week time...luckily the early retirement is approved else I would have to write an article about the ministry instead. Time flies and the kids grew up so quickly. MWai is much taller and could start talking in a complete sentence while MeiMei is friendlier and started singing.




* Everyone went to bed and left me with the kids.....it was 1am......


The usual activities in Ipoh.....eat and shop, chat and sleep.........




* The weekend crowd in FuShan......crazy...you'll have to stand beside a dining table and wait for the patrons to finish their meal and you grab the seat real fast when they leave......while you're eating, other late comers will perform the same routine......




* I don't believe in waiting for my food....but since JieJie and JieFu love the place so much, a lil bit of waiting once in a while is still okay.....else I rather eat bread at home.....people will go to such heights to eat their favourite food.....


After filing up the stomach, what else if its not shopping....eat and shop as I said...the usual toy procedure with MWai.....he grabs, I pay......sounds fun??? JieFu is even smarter....apply for a credit card and asked for extra toys from the poor sales person.....hahaha




* MWai and I had an argument on which direction to go.....when they started to speak, they'll question their rights.....kids nowadays are definitely smarter then we were......at 3, MWai is wearing a superman underwear.....When I was 3, I proudly let my birdie peep through the side of my legs.......




* See how much taller is my nephew now??? Time to go home now...see you again in 3 weeks.....be good.....

* MeiMei although much friendlier is still having trouble posing........busy week ahead!!!!!!