2nd June 2006..........

My 23rd birthday....hehehe...had a simple day on a special occasion. Spent my weekend with my family, enjoyed mum's cooking. JieJie and JieFu got back right on time to present me with my birthday cake. Life has been tough recently. Lots of decisions to be made on such a short period of time. Just hope for the best and at the meantime.........PRAY....hahaha.....before updates on how miserable my life is right now, let me show you how happy I was during my birthday....



*same ol' POSE



*Family's acapella orchestra singing the birthday tune.....




*Took some pictures before we terrorize the birthday cake....



* Yellow submarines and I.........



*Finally......attacking the cake with MengWai......

My first permanent job.........

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What a perfect day to sleep. My beautiful morning sleep was distracted by the knocking at the door. knock! knock! knock! knock! .........It went on non-stop. At first I thought I was dreaming but then....how come when I grabbed my balls I felt the pain and still got to listen to the knocking sound? That was when I realised it was not a dream after all. With all the remaining strength in me, I got up and answered the call. When I opened the door, I saw the best looking man in Cyberjaya besides me. The "Postman". There was a letter for me. The one that I was waiting for......my Service Agreement from Karensoft.




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Glanced through the aggreement while lying on my bed. Got back to bed almost at the instant...the freaking agreement is 13 pages long........But anyway, I was told to report myself on the 5th of June in Penang to commence work......Haih.....Goodbye Human phase, Hello Cow phase.

Human Phase - Eat, sleep and enjoy every single penny your parents gave you.
Cow Phase - Eat, sleep, work, work, work and work.

3 Weeks before Finals...................(Dedicated to OKui)

LeeChuan aka OKui aka BlackGhost organized a small gathering to celebrate his own rebirth. I was on the other hand busy with my assignments and FYP but for the sake of mankind, I went........The picture below shows how reluctant Robin and I were.........trying to imagine the atmosphere at the so-called party later on.



Robin: Oi...How ar? Really wanna go?
Me: Aiya...paid liao la....go looo.......
Robin: ohhh ok.....



OKui was there at the grand entrance, greeting us with Terminated-liked look. But the gleam of his eyes tell another story............



OKui: Woi brother......Sudah Bayar belum?...........



Drinking was never my option that day..... guess I just walked around and posed for any photo shots available just to get into pictures for my blog.....hehehe........ ]




* OKui and friends...........




*Friends of OKui.................(Don't mind Robin, he was just acting normal)



OKui was so happy that day he even tried out the skateboard to impress us.......




OKui: Who said blackie can't skate?




*A bunch of drunkards...........(What happened to Pendidikan Moral?)



By the end of the day, I was just glad to be there........




OKui : wahhhh I can see stars.......
Robin : Let me measure......I can count the distance....
Me : Good Night boys....see you tomorrow...

Why Men/Women Have Two Hands

I saw this on 'Rojak's Reader'. How true...how true.....hahahaha.........


Why women have two hands ?







Why men have two hands ?
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The prom.........

Last Friday was the 'so' called biggest prom MMU has ever had. Around 150 tables, VIPs were Tun Dr. Mahathir and many other ambassadors from countries I don't even know exist. It was held in PICC Putrajaya by the way. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.........Unite!!!.....I will let the pictures do the elaboration.....




*My princess and I...........................


The ballroom was grand.....very well decorated.....the environment was just great. ...BUT!!!!..... here comes the bad part............dinner was served around 8.45pm (acceptable). First came the bread ( Impressive enough...very classy...western style...wahhh like this confirm got starter, main dish and dessert)



* Cold bread with butter...........tasted not bad...might be because I was starving at that time

After the bread, we were waiting for the next suprise (9.00pm)...STARTER.....we waited(9.15pm)..........and waited(9.30pm)..........and waited(9.45pm)............and waited(10.00pm
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Me: Where the hell is our food???

Lock: I've got no idea.........

Alright, to cut short on the dining part, the starter came at around 10.00pm and the maindish (Nasi Ayam aka Chicken Rice) came an hour after that. Eng Seen was the pity one....he almost die of hunger and I am not exaggerating it....check it out yourself.

EngSeen before Unite = 63 kg
EngSeen during Unite (before dinner) = 36kg



Okay I think it is not very nice to make fun of how EngSeen looked like before meal. Unite was about gathering and have fun. Therefore it has always been a custom to bring date to the prom. The only guy without a date at my table is Mr. Ang aka Ah Lock.

Me: Lock, you don't feel lonely coming here all by yourself?
Lock: Of course not.
Me: But you really did look kinda down.
Lock: No, I'm not. Look at my face....can't you see how happy am I right now?





*Ah Lock showing his happy face.......


This picture and his feeling at that moment reminded me of..............
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MONA LISA ( Smile on the face, but sorrow in the eyes).


*MONA LOCK



I think I better stop writing for now and let the pictures do the talking..........




*It's ok MONA (center), Robin and I will love you anyway........




*Jasmine, EngSeen, Lock aka MONA, Shiao Yin.........




*My first ever classmates ........YewWing and YitMing




*Final pose.....................



After all the happy moments with PW and all my new found friends, I would like to thank the Unite Committee for making this such an unforgetable evening for me.....especially after paying RM178 for the tickets. I made them a picture as a token of appreciation....
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* SCREW YOU.......and burn in hell for this SHIT...........


THE END!!!!

How I Miss Those Days............................

Days without stress or trouble.......all the eventful times we had together.....all the childish and immatured thoughts and acts.....all these will eventually come to an end. That will be the beginning of "Working Life". I would like to share the happy times I once had with my beloved bunch. How I hope it will stay like this forever......hehehe......but anyway, enjoy these moments.


Drinking all night long without worrying who will get his ass rape next............






The way I see it......God truly loves us.....we're blessed.....






Even if He doesn't, old folks will still do..........






We can be like an angle from the sky......................






Or McDonald's worst nightmare...............







Never forget the portrait of "The Last Supper"......







How I wish I never grow up...............




***Note*** Everything mentioned above are craps which are mend to be forgotten. No one was hurt during these shots. ***

The Height of ............

Height of Patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:
A condom with a zip.

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

Genting Highlands with PW

PW and I were and Genting Highlands 2 weeks ago. It was just part of another yearly trip that we used to have. This time courtesy of JieJie's CRV. Been really busy lately therefore I will try my very best to update as many happennings as possible in the shortest period of time.



*In the room, all dressed up for the CASINO hehehe....PW's first time to the Casino....



*Evening walk.........



*On the way back home, pit-stop at the so-called Mushroom Park....wtf!!!...NO MUSHROOM...

Ah Lock's new IC................

Ah Lock lost his wallet 2 weeks ago. Need to reapply for a new MyCard. So I volunteered to fetch him to the "Registration Department" to collect it once its done. The day finally arrived. Check out how Ah Lock looked without his MyCard.



*Devastated, eyes full of sorrow.........low self-esteem........




*Ah Lock trying to cheer himself up with his temporary "Death Certificate" Opsss....I meant IC



*Ah Lock: When there's a hope, There's a way.....hehehe


Ah Lock told me the MyCard is not secured until you check your personal infomation through the MyCard reader (pay most attention on your stated "SEX" or "Jantina").



*Ah Lock scanning through his personal details thoroughly.


To our suprise...........................................the stated "Jantina" was.....
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PONDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Transvestite) hahahahahahaha



*Ah Lock: OHHHhhhhh SHITTTtttt........
Me: HAHAHahahHAHAhahahahHAHAHahahahaaa



After all the tiring ordeal, Ah Lock bought me an ice-cream. Let me be frank, it has been quite a while since I last took ice-cream believe me you the evolution for ice-cream or should I say ice-pop is simple errgg.............observe the handle which was supposed to fit in my thumb. Haihh.....my thumb can't fit.


*Happy driver for the day..................

Cleavage..........

Cleavage - The hollow between a woman's breasts, especially as revealed by a low neckline. Wanted to blog about this for sometime now. Guys, let me ask you......the bigger the better or you prefer it 'just right'? Some which are really DEEPPppp can be like a slot machine....50 cents "Insert to play" hahahahaha......kidding. Some just observable....something like Zhang Zi Yi's, the actress from "Whoring Tiger and Humping Dragon". OK, gentlemen make your choice now...........



*Contestant no. 1, she has boobs size of a papaya........




*Contestant no.2, with boobs like half-grown honey dew.




*Contestant no.3 with boobs size of an orange....oppssss....I meant nipples size of an orrange.



*Contestant no. 4 "Just Nice" my personal favourite.



And the winner of the Best Cleavage on earth goes to........
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* @_@ hehehehe




* The proud winner............................Hailed by his Grandpa.


P.S. If there are no updates after several weeks please claim my body from the morgue. I might be killed by Papa, Mama, Jiejie or Jiefu after this entry. And even MengWai when he grows up.