Chuck and I.......

I met up with Benny on Friday night for our quarterly review...Basically...dinner & drinks......sharing our point of views on stuff..... "When you are poor, your philosophies are bull....when you are rich, your bulls become philosophies"

Then....Benny started telling me about Chuck Norris.....an american action figure...worshipped like God.....hahahaha Remember this Hero???





Fact 1: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Fact 2: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Fact 3: When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Fact 4: For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Fact 5: Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Fact 6: When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Fact 7: Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Fact 8: MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Fact 9: Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Fact 10: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.


Being alone in Penang could be freaking boring at times.........been cleaning and cleaning and cleaning for so many days now.....I somehow for the first time in my life.....is seriously missing my kid...hehehe....so I gave Papa a call via SKYPE yesterday.....with PW playing the commentator, JD was fast asleep throughout the entire session.....^_^



* The closest I could get......I think the lil fella gained weight......an important day for me tomorrow.....ngek ngek ngek....Enjoy the work week people......Will be going home this coming weekend...YAHOOOOO~~~~