I received an email not too long ago....It would be best to share so that you guys could have a good laugh to brighten up your gloomy day in the office....
Mandarin
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Hokkien
Carl Chng - Buttock
Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Cantonese
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before
Michael Tan - Sell eggs
Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage
Personal best - English
Anita Kwok - I Need a cock.
Personal Note: To all the Kwoks out there.....NEVER EVER name your daughter Anita.....
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5 comments:
hello bro... why got Carl Chng!
ahahah so funny!!!
hahahaha aiya uncle carl..u r carl lim not carl chng ma...hahahaha
hahaha, anita, hahaha... my god... this is too much to take...
hahaha control la lilo control...hahahaha
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