Cleavage..........

Cleavage - The hollow between a woman's breasts, especially as revealed by a low neckline. Wanted to blog about this for sometime now. Guys, let me ask you......the bigger the better or you prefer it 'just right'? Some which are really DEEPPppp can be like a slot machine....50 cents "Insert to play" hahahahaha......kidding. Some just observable....something like Zhang Zi Yi's, the actress from "Whoring Tiger and Humping Dragon". OK, gentlemen make your choice now...........



*Contestant no. 1, she has boobs size of a papaya........




*Contestant no.2, with boobs like half-grown honey dew.




*Contestant no.3 with boobs size of an orange....oppssss....I meant nipples size of an orrange.



*Contestant no. 4 "Just Nice" my personal favourite.



And the winner of the Best Cleavage on earth goes to........
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* @_@ hehehehe




* The proud winner............................Hailed by his Grandpa.


P.S. If there are no updates after several weeks please claim my body from the morgue. I might be killed by Papa, Mama, Jiejie or Jiefu after this entry. And even MengWai when he grows up.

Several days ago..............

PW and I were at Midvalley on saturday. We were bored to death in the room so we decided to take a stroll in Midvalley to check out on the Valentine preparation or should I say what kind of business strategies were used this year. 14th of February was actually named after a guy. And yes.....Valentine has a dick........he was made a saint after he died several centuries ago. Since then, this particular day was setup for fools who are dumb enough to spend their hard-earned money on their girlfriends/wives in conjunction with the death of a man with a dick.....I am never that foolish and will never be. I will never ever fall for such business gimmick. Alright back to my side of the story..........PW and I had our dinner in a Chinese restaurant....can't really remember the name but it is situated near 'Poh Kong' at the Lower Ground. Check out the pictures......



* Wantan Mee + Roasted Duck = RM 8.90



* Chicken Chop on hot plate + Borsh soup = RM 15.90


Overall rating : 4/10
Comments : Instant noodles tasted better than that. Not to mention....CHEAPER!!!




* Saw this at the parking bay....wahhhh Initial D......



14th of FEBRUARY 2006...................................

Went to Sg. Long for dinner with PW. As usual for the fifth year, NO flowers, NO chocolates, NO cards, NO presents.........just dinner.



* Fried rice + Salted fish = RM 4.50



* Sizzling Noodle + PW = PRICELESS.....



* Photo taken after dinner...............

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A trip to Melacca.....

Have to send Kitkit to MMU Melacca on the 6th day of CNY. We started the journey a day earlier to ease a hectic schedule. Spent a night at A' Farmosa Resort and proceed to Melacca the next day. Pitstop for lunch at a seafood restaurant in Seremban. JieFu told us the Cheese Crab prepared there is simple delicious but to our dismay.....they were OUT OF CRABS....Saw some few locals in the restaurant and I can't help to notice that 6 out of 10 of them has had their hair dyed. Green, Red, Blue even Green and all the colours a rainbow has. Enough of introduction, pictures, pictures and more pictures..........




*Local seafood restaurant. Crapless meal......




*Lobby of the Equatorial Melacca.....




*View from my room.....at noon. Melacca town.



*At night. Pretty much the same thing. DULL.......



*Dinner with Papa's old friend. Uncle Wee......



*MengWai as usual....busy with his own business.

Chinese New Year........Day 4

This was the only day where my family and I spent our Chinese New Year back home in Ipoh......Only selected and lucky individuals can meet up with us during this period of time for the time we had was limited....hahahaha just kidding.......Papa hired a lion dance troop to the house for hhmm......erg...... the prosperity and harmony in the house I assumed. Really did enjoy that. Papa planned for a longer dance routine next year.



*Only Papa and Mama managed to wake up early and prepare for the lion dance's arrival....the rest of us got up just in time.....observe the pyjamas Jiejie and Mengwai were wearing.


After lion dance, back to daily chores at home.....sleep...ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz. We had our reunion dinner at a nearby restaurant. No smoking, No drinking and no mouth-whoring....so it was basically DINNER.



Me: Hey Ma, 7 months can eat fish ar?
Mama: Can...let me show you.
*Mengwai being fed by Mama.


Fireworks are banned nationwide. Penalty in a form of cash summons will be imposed for those found lighting them. Speaking on playing or lighting up fireworks, I'm not that dumb to be lighting them. All I did was admiring them....hahaha guess who was the one lighting it?
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*Ladies and gentlemen....I present to you....THE BRAVE ONE........




*Kitkit: Must choose a nice spot away from home.....so when the authorities come-by, just tell them the neighbours lit it....hehehehe (sinister smile)



Fireworks: BOOOMMMmmm...............
All of us : WAhhhh~~~~~~~


And that was the end of Day 4. Coming up....Day 5 - A trip to Melacca.

First 3 days of Chinese New Year.......Gong Xi Fatt Chai

I was in Penang for the first few days of CNY....'Balik Kampung'.....Penang is a heaven for me especially during the festive season. Gambling is a MUST during CNY and as always, our beloved banker 'Uncle Lee' is happy enough to share a penny or two with the rest of the money starving monkeys around him.......



* Uncle Lee with the deck of cards while cousins trying to peep through......


Jiejie finally arrived on the 2nd day of CNY....and this time, MengWai is everyone's favourite....haih....why not me?? huhuhuhu...



* Grandma with her great-grandson......



JieFu took us to the beach for 'Lala' @ clams searching operation.......




* Leader of the operation, JieFu smiling sheepishly.....JieFu : Lala Here We Come..hahahaha




*Beautiful seaview before the operation begins...........


* Members of the 'lala' @ clam squad terrorizing the beach.....



*The catch for the day...........BEFORE!!!!!


*AFTER!!!!!

Reunion Dinner......

The bunch of good friends of mine had our reunion dinner on the 27th of January this year. It was a tradition for us to meet up and have a nice meal to celebrate the coming Chinese New year as we hardly meet up as a whole throughout the year........



*A bunch of hooligans chatting to their long lost brothers......


Dinner started off with the 'Yee Sang' - a symbolic dish for prosperity for the year to come.



*I don't fancy this dish....raw fish YUCKKKkk......


We made it a point to exclude alcohol during dinner this year.....but as far as the custom is concerned, we need to make a toast during the dinner. Plain water or tea will never be an option for the toast and therefore, I being as smart as usual came up with a splendid idea of using liqour-filled chocolate.



*Different flavour for everyone......nice??




*At last the toast, we proudly yelled 'Yum Sing' - toasting cheer.....with chocolate in our hand....hahahaha


After dinner....Goodbye...till we meet again...........................



*The End.......................