Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Friends!!!

Some said friends are the second important element after family. Friends come and go. Your personality evolves depending to the choice of environment that you choose. Pa will remind me constantly about "bad companies" and the "good" ones. Let you have a taste about the bunch of monkeys in my life. Here goes.......



Standing: Kun aka "haikun", KaiChoong aka"kouhai" and Boon aka"haiboon"
Sitting: Me aka"haitong", Kenny aka"feihai", KokKin aka "feihai", Hsienlit aka "bobby"
Squatting: DanGene aka "haikau"

!!!Notes: "hai"= cunt

Even though we drinks alot, smokes alot, and #@!# alot.....we did give something back to the community.


*Boon giving first aid. I am giving moral support....to Boon actually, for his hand shakes all the time(wonder why).


*A bunch of horny peps singing for the folks in a welfare home. (have you ever heard how a donkey sounds like during castration?)

After all the good deeds, let me show you something that we are not very proud of.



*Tesco authorities are still looking for their "Lost trolley"



*sanity lost after too much alcohol or better known to science as "C2H5OH". KaiChoong taking some shots (blackmail us in near future when he needs any favor).

This is a chapter of the "The Ipoh Hoodlum". In a nut shell, I love my friends as much as they love me. They will always be part of my life (the bad part).

THE END!

Monday, August 29, 2005

HOME SICK


I missed home so much that i kept thinking of how nice it would be to be home all the time. There are now 7 members in the expanded nucleus family of mine. Papa, Mama, KitKit(My kid brother), JieJie ( My elder-sister), Jie-Fu(My brother in-law) , BB (My nephew) and the last but never the least.....you know who.....

I was back home several weeks ago with JieJie taking time off relaxing after her confinement period. BB was slightly more than a month old then......Papa was having the time of his life entertaining his first grandson....

Papa : Are you sleeping, are you sleeping brother John........(Singing happily with BB on his lap)
Me : ~~what else could you wish for old dude (thinking to myself)

10 minutes later

Papa: London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down,......(BB still on his lap)
Me: ~~hhmmmm if only Pa could tune down a lil bit...i am trying to watch"AnimalPlanet" (still thinking to myself)

15 minutes later
Papa: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.......(BB still on his lap)
Me: HEY PA, what are you trying to do?
Papa: (grinning with a smile) hahahaha i am out of song list.
Me:........(~~fainted)


The "Shitting Mission"..........JieJie's face is edited to avoid any magazines agents from recognizing her.....Not to mention.....she is the only lady who dares to oppose the PTPTN policies......
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