Goodbye 2007, Hello 2008......

Since I started bitching about new year's resolution last year, I will continue the tradition by being a bitch again this year around......being a bitch for the second consecutive year, I do have the luxury of checking the actual result from last year's resolution...........
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................2007..............

1. Pay all taxes I owe the government. - DONE but new ones are coming....

2. Pay Indah Water for the very first time in my entire life. - DONE but as my shit grows, my bill continues....

3. Add more channels to my current Astro package. (Currently only sports, MTV and Discovery are available <- how sad could this be) -FAILED!!!!

4. TRY to buy myself a country club's membership in Penang. - FAILED!!! Gave up gofting for several months now.....wasting my time trying to hit a ball to a hole.

5. TRY to buy a new 'All Blacks' shirt. - DONE, nice one nice one.....

6. TRY to save up enough money to visit Mr. Lau in Melbourne. (bear in mind I will be paying for 2 now <- another sad case) - FAILED!!! Went to HongKong instead.....my bad Mr. Lau..My bad.

7. TRY not to screw up and stick to this current job. - DONE, still with the same job....

8. TRY to get myself a new notebook......... - DONE but it belongs to the company...hahahaha

9. TRY to drink less alcoholic beverages. (if this could happen, I should get a lottery ticket ASAP) - DONE.....Unbelievable hahaha can go buy lottery now.....JACKPOT!!!!!! I MADE IT!!!
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As I am another year older I should say time flies.....being an Ahpek for a year it seems like I lost contact with time. No more crazy night out.....no more unlimited drinking marathon (I made it..REMEMBER?) Life is very much laid back now....leisure times is getting slower and slower. Waiting for death to come by......
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Another year of bullshit and fairytale ambitions.......
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.................2008......................

1. MUST QUIT buying cigarettes - a new year gift to Papa (if someone were to offer then different story....)

2. MUST be able to plan for a great wedding. (once confirmed then I'll announce...)

3. MUST plan for a great but yet cheap Honeymoon (hahaha cut cost cut cost)

4. TRY to get the cheapest DSLR in the market...(as cheap as possible)

5. TRY not to be as foul-mouth, Try to be as humble as can be........(must reach Nirvana)

6. Try to get another tattoo. (a meaningful one.....reward for quitting smoking)

7. Try to enroll for a MBA course. (need the cash then must have the cert)

8. Try to stick around with the current job. (so far so good)

9. Try to get a 6th guitar....(bday coming up in 6 months....ATTENTION!!!! - semi-acoustic)

10. Try to organize a family trip oversea...(everyone seems to be going at a different time...come on guys)
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That's all for now. See you guys next year..............................
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

WELCOME 2008....

Astro ooooo Astro........

After my bee life at work, I look forward to go back and sit right in front of the idiot box the most. Not that I am in love with the television, I love all the programmes in astro. To be frank, I am a TV Freak!. My hobby used to be surfing. Channel surfing.......where you cruise from one TV channel to another. Astro offers a very wide variety of channels (some are totally hopeless) but yet, I love it alot.

But being the only satelite TV provider in Malaysia, they tends to do whatever they intended to, ignoring the consent of fine citizen like me. I pay my bill on time dude. First they increased the price, FINE!!!!. Then..............................

* They started to act stupid by naming CSI: MIAMI to CSI: NIAMAH......I meant MIAMA. Typo....small problem...been like that for weeks....FINE!! THEN.................

* Lousy reception when it drizzles....as long as I could still see the ball.....FINE!!!!! THEN.......

* Total darkness.......KNNCCB........all I ever wanted is to watch my football match......tulan tulan....aka 'pig's c*ock'.

* Anyway, just a pointless shout out......going back home tomorrow.....hehehehe well done Astro....keep it up... MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!

Season's Greetings...........

Merry xmas everyone.....what do I get for xmas? Problems from Vista (lost most of the pictures taken yesterday night)......problem from TMNut......faulty network connection throughout the day. The good the thing is, my measles are gone...finally back and kicking...looking forward to go home this coming weekend. Haven't been home for almost a month....the date is set....20th September 2008. Tell you guys about it later.......




New year is coming.............




Great time with cousins the night before....simple gathering for a simple guy like me......stupid Vista lost most of my pictures....



Since this is the season of sharing, let me share something with you guys. Most of you are still cracking your heads trying to figure out how to do it....


How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?


Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you can gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee recieved this reply:

DearMarian,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet . NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,Manager

BOSS

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****We don't call them bosses for no reason****MERRY XMAS****

Down with German Measles......

As I got into the office earlier today, one of my colleagues walked up and say "Hey....You kena chicken pox?" .....another one asked "What is wrong with your face?" I rushed to the loo and check out what were they trying to say.....to my very suprise, I looked like an expired whore...swollen eyes, redish cheeks and worst still, I don't feel a thing......am I mutating or what? Take no risk. As all my colleagues were trying so hard to diagnose me, I better go the clinic and get some REAL advice...


Doc: Hello
bogus9394: Hey doc, I think I'm dying. Check out all the rashes on my body.

(Put something on my forehead)

Doc: Fever!!! good news.
bogus9394: Then what's the bad news?
Doc: You have Rubella.
bogus9394: RUBELLA!!!! WTF? I thought that is for girls...you serious? No kidding?
Doc: Most girls got vaccinated when they were young. Only attacks guys.
bogus9394: SERIOUS? Will I grow breast or anything??
Doc: NOLAR. Stay away from pregnant ladies and don't make babies for the coming 3 months
bogus9394: hahaha doc, you're a joker la....
Doc: I AM SERIOUS...NO KIDDING!!!
bogus9394: ohhh ok ok....got it got it....









* RUBELLA??? You must be shitting me........NOOOOOOOOOO

* Enlarge the image to check out the redish dots on my arm.........

* Human flesh turns red....medium raw......separuh masak.....hmm...dots on the body....reminds me of PINKY!!!!

* Now I know how it feels like having dots on your body......I got it red. Pinky got it black.......

* Medication given, Lotion for itchiness, eyedrops for the sore eyes & some pills for the fever and itchiness....most important of all MC for several days......

* My very first eyedrops experience. I swear I could taste the eyedrops after applying it.....it enters the eye then right down to the throat. Yukzz!!!!!!


Gwen was so concerned she even emailed me the syndrome of this funny disease.

Rubella, commonly known as German measles, is a disease caused by the rubella virus. It is often mild and an attack can pass unnoticed. However, this can make the virus difficult to diagnose. The virus usually enters the body through the nose or throat. The disease can last 1-5 days. Children recover more quickly than adults. Like most viruses living along the respiratory tract, it is passed from person to person by tiny droplets in the air that are breathed out. Rubella can pose a serious risk as it can also be transmitted from a mother to her developing baby through the bloodstream via the placenta. If the mother is infected within the first 20 weeks of pregnancy, the child may be born with congenital rubella syndrome, which includes a range of birth defects. The virus has an incubation period of 2 to 3 weeks during which it becomes established.

People kept on asking me how did I get it? Why am I infected? WALAUEHHH how to answer. If can answer you guys then I will become a doctor or a fortune teller la....THEN!!!!! Ivan messaged me..... " Hahaha…I believe this is from me lo..cos last 2weeks I kena too and now my brother is infected.." Don't you just feel like killing this guy?

* The Durian man aka the CULPRIT!!!!!!
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* NOTE: Kenny (SMT), I am not dying of HIV!!!

Nothing Near Fat!!!!!

JieJie might be right....my life seems to be boring lately. What can I say? too much work? Guess so.....let me introduce 2 more gadgets added to my list lately...



* Portable Modem......plug in to the USB drive and online anywhere.....I tried it several times in a moving car....the connection was alright...




* A new notebook for work........company's property. Advantages: Lighter, Nicer, Cooler, Smaller......Disadvantages: Vista, Vista, Vista, and more work (Not Kidding)............




* Despite all those new gadgets, I would still prefer to occupy my lazy chair, grab a copy of Fortune and read my biodata in there......


And as for the statement above, to LC, PG, Rob, AP etc.......the picture from the previous post was spoilt by the angle.....I hereby attach my latest picture for your reference.......




* I am NOTHING NEAR AHLOCK........and will never be.....

My Latest Gadget..........

I found a new way to indulge myself or should I say to escape from the hectic work schedule. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.....MY LATEST GADGET aka TOY....





Nice?? nothing near PlayStation nor Nintendo.......Take a closer loook.

Its a Gamepad....only RM 40.00. Being the cheap-skate aka CheapJing as I am, I would rather die than to fork out hundreds over an entertainment gadget. I might just get bored with it within days....I am just plain stingy...check out the game I bought....

EA Games.....FIFA 2007...nice....being the only computer game I fancy or rather know how to play since 2002. I will puke if you give me warcraft or something complicated. I hate technologies and digitized stuff. More an analog man......It could be considered as an 8th wonder of the world for an Ice-man like me with an IT degree....

As usual, I dedicate my life to support pirated stuff....why spent so much on something you could get for only a few penny?

At last............Gamer of the year - BOGUS9394!!!!!

Non-Halal Shoes???

Have anyone ever seen this message in any Royal Sporting outlet?? I saw it in Queensbay mall Penang...How thoughtful of Rockport....All the while I thought the Halal certification is only applicable for food. Could anyone tell the difference between the leather from a cow and a pig? I CAN'T!!! so the message was useless to me. And if you COULD, you won't be needing that neither.




* Forgotten to ask the store assistant to elaborate on the notice.....





* Sandals..........




* Even this exclusive shoe.......
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Will not be able to update any lengthy post.....I need time to figure out how to handle the Microsoft Windows Vista (I HATE TECHNOLOGIES!!!!).....it keeps on restarting the explorer every time I uploaded a picture.....HEY Bill, I think you need to do something about it!!!!!

A New Look........

Been having a series of bad luck lately......can't get the right tune to most of my projects.....punctured tyre (Classic).....overspent leaving me cashless for days.......and most torturing of all....periodic headache....

I need to do something to get my luck spinning again....being the logical guy that I am, I thought of the best way to get it started. Diagnosis from Dr. bogus9394 shows that I am getting a bad headache from the effect of the hot weather lately and the effect is multiplied by the bushy hair on my head aka heat termos. I NEED A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!




* Look at my exhausted face.....been having those bad headaches for several days now.....Panadols didn't help at all..........
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Hello New Me!!!!!



* Arhhhh.....better.....that's more I like it......back to the ol' days........BOTAK...if the hair cut doesn't work, I am going for a head scan.......which S.O.B. is banging so hard inside my head......




* And if my luck still ain't getting any better, I'll brand myself with another tattoo......can't take anymore piercing - too old for that.....but tattoos I like....hehehe

Flat Tyre and a Great Day........

What would you do when you're at home on a great Saturday morning, about to go for breakfast with your favourite nephew and then..................FLAT TYRE???????




* Damn.....what did I do to deserve this?....KNNCCB!!!!....WTF!!!!




* Papa: You know how to change them?
bogus9394: You kidding me Pa......come on. I'm THE MAN!!
Papa: hahahahaha

3 flat tyres in a year....I am born to change those flats....but its still great to have your old man working together with you......I mean just looking at you work...it makes you the man's man (Not a GAY).....




* I squatted like I was having a bad constipation......the posture of great relieve......'berak-ing'...luckily it was early in the morning....if not, the neighbours will come out and check out......sia sui sia sui.....faster get it done before anyone notices the guy with his new car + a flat tyre.....twist twist twist.......turn turn turn....




* Check it out......piece of SHIT!!!!........


I was not going to ruin my Saturday morning over a flat tyre....no no no....having the company of MengWai throughout the day...hmmm...I could handle more flats.......




* Money~~ Money~~ (MW's new word....)

* Being a kid, he tends to try out everything.........

* My nephew is 13 kg......hehehe....nice~~~

Listen to my rant.......

My job requires me to travel....if I am lucky enough the travelling seems to be around Penang. At times I would be required to go quite a distance for a meeting but this is the kind of job that I was looking for when I was still in school. Back to the topic.....during one of my routine driving around Bukit Mertajam just the other day, I was amused by a policeman standing right in the middle of the road.....simply just blocking traffic from either side....Being the impatient alpha male in today's society, I started to ask myself on WTF was going on....accident?? road work???

Check out the traffic behind me......and it was during rush hour.....people seems to be rushing for work, meetings or attending something important.....why stop the traffic??? tortoise crossing ar??? What's wrong?? JALANLA oiiiii JALANLAAAA

All of a sudden, several police bikes swooped by.....wahhhhh.....I love those bikes.....but WAIT......why are they on the other side of the traffic???.....directly against traffic......(all of a sudden the idea of stopping both side of the traffic makes sense).....

LASTLY, I saw a Merz with a flag....and no number plate trailing from behind..........if it was an ambulance then I won't be so 'tulan-ed' aka f**ked up..........I assumed it was just another mascot living at the expense of my income tax and demanding for a presidential treatment (as long as I am paying my tax, you'll gonna hear a lil bit from me...my rights...RIGHT?)....since when driving against the traffic is legalized by the JPJ at any point?? Let me know if I left out any new rule from the JPJ.....

If you're saving lives, or giving out millions to the poor, or even attending a meeting for the good of the people around and maybe even make my life a lil more better THEN........I don't mind.......

If you're attending a prayer and you make me wait in the middle of a traffic jam at high noon where the temperature hits 33 degrees.........THEN............

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RAT ALERT....DIE DIE DIEEEE

The washing machine was down last week. Had 2 technicians came over, got it fixed and to my suprise one of them told me...."There's a rat hiding inside the washer"...........and the only remark I could afford to make was......."WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





It costs me a freaking RM65 to get washer fixed. What would you do when trouble comes knocking at your door??? I am more a fighter rather than to sit back and let trouble goes by. On Friday November 23, 2007....I declared war with a RAT.....either me or the rat!!. Bought several traps for my quest to win the battle of survival.






Once I got everything figured out, I found myself lost on what to use as bait to catch this enemy of mine. Called Papa and he suggested salted fish (no salted fish at home - highly prone to cancer and I don't want the rat to die of that neither......it takes too long). I passed the idea of using rat poison as I don't want my enemy laying dead in my hall.....damn.....worst still on my imported sofa. After some thoughts I came out with an idea of the bait......so freaking lucky as I was exposed to cartoons during my early years.....



* CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




* Luckily got some to spare..........




* Too tempting for the rat to walk right pass........how could you not take a bite.....

* My kitchen would be the Waterloo to this long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae or just plain.....RAT!!!!!!

and 4 days later.............................

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* GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha.......Who's your daddy now!!!!! hahahahaha it was the exact feeling I had when I won the 100m sprint several years ago......

* You're as good as dead.........now die.....dieeeeeeeee

* dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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"What would you do when trouble comes knocking at your door?"

Answer : Get a 5 dollar trap....catch trouble and throw it to the gigantic drain right in front of the house. + together with the cage............