Hair cut

I had my hair cut last weekend....this time it was a bit special. She was there to observe the entire process. So, I planned to give her a suprise instead.....check it out.....



BEFORE.........


*Man!!!......I can actually read two pages at a time..........



WAY BEFORE.......


*Wahh.....bushy bushy bush.........



and RIGHT AFTER.........


*hmm....I kinda like the new me....ngek ngek ngek.....

After the dreadful suprised, I got off with a stern warning from Her:

PW : Don't touch me until your hair grew longer!!!!!!!
Me : ohhh...don't be angry...hehehe
PW : I don't care!!!!!!!!!
Me : ok ok I promise I won't do it again.....
PW : You said that many times!!!!!!!!
Me : ok...this time it's for real.....promise promise promise promise promise.....
PW : OK....one last chance.
ME : ( wahhhh.....hehehe...narrow escape....hip hip horray!!!!)

China Trip (part 2)

I had come across several weird stuff when I was in China....I would like to share some of those with y'all.....check it out.....

hhmm...how should I put it.......ever wonder a land without 7-11? In China I can't see even one 7-11 outlet but.......no fear for "KEDI" is here.



*KEDI is way better than 7-11....it has a mini steamboat bar inside...7-11 got anot?



A person once told me.....

Person A : hey let me tell you...in China toilets are horrible.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...dun even go near the radius of 10 metres from the toilet.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...before you can piss you will vomit first...hahaha
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...you just wait and see.

*After the trip

*Have you ever seen such beautiful place to do your "business" (private 5'inches screen and an ash tray)? ONLY IN CHINA!!!



As Papa said before "Language Maketh a Man". If your Mandarin is poor and you can't speak English, No fear....China people ain't that good either.



* ATUOMATIC????



If you planned to buy ADIDAS shoes in China, your eyes must be as sharp as the eagles for if you are careless, you might get this instead...















* AiDIDASi worn by David Peckham...



The last but never the least, have you ever wondered where can we get the best "yau char kuai"? In Klang? Ipoh? Seremban? Penang?..........NOPE the answer is CHINA!!!


* Hey guess what....it has the same length as my penis!!!.........just kidding...mine is slightly longer....hahahaha