Why Men/Women Have Two Hands

I saw this on 'Rojak's Reader'. How true...how true.....hahahaha.........


Why women have two hands ?







Why men have two hands ?
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The prom.........

Last Friday was the 'so' called biggest prom MMU has ever had. Around 150 tables, VIPs were Tun Dr. Mahathir and many other ambassadors from countries I don't even know exist. It was held in PICC Putrajaya by the way. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.........Unite!!!.....I will let the pictures do the elaboration.....




*My princess and I...........................


The ballroom was grand.....very well decorated.....the environment was just great. ...BUT!!!!..... here comes the bad part............dinner was served around 8.45pm (acceptable). First came the bread ( Impressive enough...very classy...western style...wahhh like this confirm got starter, main dish and dessert)



* Cold bread with butter...........tasted not bad...might be because I was starving at that time

After the bread, we were waiting for the next suprise (9.00pm)...STARTER.....we waited(9.15pm)..........and waited(9.30pm)..........and waited(9.45pm)............and waited(10.00pm
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Me: Where the hell is our food???

Lock: I've got no idea.........

Alright, to cut short on the dining part, the starter came at around 10.00pm and the maindish (Nasi Ayam aka Chicken Rice) came an hour after that. Eng Seen was the pity one....he almost die of hunger and I am not exaggerating it....check it out yourself.

EngSeen before Unite = 63 kg
EngSeen during Unite (before dinner) = 36kg



Okay I think it is not very nice to make fun of how EngSeen looked like before meal. Unite was about gathering and have fun. Therefore it has always been a custom to bring date to the prom. The only guy without a date at my table is Mr. Ang aka Ah Lock.

Me: Lock, you don't feel lonely coming here all by yourself?
Lock: Of course not.
Me: But you really did look kinda down.
Lock: No, I'm not. Look at my face....can't you see how happy am I right now?





*Ah Lock showing his happy face.......


This picture and his feeling at that moment reminded me of..............
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MONA LISA ( Smile on the face, but sorrow in the eyes).


*MONA LOCK



I think I better stop writing for now and let the pictures do the talking..........




*It's ok MONA (center), Robin and I will love you anyway........




*Jasmine, EngSeen, Lock aka MONA, Shiao Yin.........




*My first ever classmates ........YewWing and YitMing




*Final pose.....................



After all the happy moments with PW and all my new found friends, I would like to thank the Unite Committee for making this such an unforgetable evening for me.....especially after paying RM178 for the tickets. I made them a picture as a token of appreciation....
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* SCREW YOU.......and burn in hell for this SHIT...........


THE END!!!!