The Condom of Death

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and askswhich the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she'sreally hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better giveme the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and herparents.He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins theprayer, but continues praying for several minutes.The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such areligious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Chivas Genting 'so-called' RAVE......May2006

Ah Lock and OKui have been planning to attend the Genting Chivas Rave Party at Genting right after our final paper. I had never been to a rave before.....therefore I agreed to tag along.




*All geared up!!!!!!!!!



*Robin and OKui trying to satisfy their lust on ME........




*Even the chicks are trying to spice up the mood...


All sorts of 'THE RAVE' imaginations were running wild in my head before reaching the entrance...hahaha....I thought a rave party should be something like the picture below.


*A bunch of hooligans partying from dust till dawn...


To my F*ck*ing DISMAY......the organizer has issued more tickets than they were supposed to. Almost a thousand patrons were left stranded in front of the entrance. (INCLUDING ME!!!)
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After more than 2 hours of waiting and cursing, the event organizer eventually called off the party....WTF!!!!........No point complaining....most spoken words I heard after the calling off...

1. F*ck
2. T*u
3. C*bai
4. P*ki
5. P*pet

All these are specially dedicated to Chivas & Genting................



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*Look how devastated and tired Okui has become...He has been swearing for 4 non-stop hours.



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*Even those 'angmo s' were complaining........

Right After The Last Paper........

Right after my final exam paper in MMU, I met with my fellow mates from Ipoh. They happily welcomed me to the working class as I was one of the very last to join them. We had a regular dinner and right after that, drinking yet again............



*Having a drink in an unknown pub in Uptown...




*'Hai Kun' making a multi-million dollar deal through his phone





*Friend for sale.....23 years of age, Virgin, Decent and Camera Shy.....





*Unlucky ACE.....You pick, You drink!!!

2nd June 2006..........

My 23rd birthday....hehehe...had a simple day on a special occasion. Spent my weekend with my family, enjoyed mum's cooking. JieJie and JieFu got back right on time to present me with my birthday cake. Life has been tough recently. Lots of decisions to be made on such a short period of time. Just hope for the best and at the meantime.........PRAY....hahaha.....before updates on how miserable my life is right now, let me show you how happy I was during my birthday....



*same ol' POSE



*Family's acapella orchestra singing the birthday tune.....




*Took some pictures before we terrorize the birthday cake....



* Yellow submarines and I.........



*Finally......attacking the cake with MengWai......