Weekend in Penang.......

I shall share with you guys on what usually I do during weekends in Penang. Very very typical.........Below are samples from the recent week:


Friday......


* Since KuanLee is in town. Drink beer, talk cock and sing song........




* As usual....all time favourites, JORDAN 08..... you know? jordan 08? Dunno?



Saturday.......



* Since Nick was in town, met him for dinner in Gurney.........



Sunday.......


* Search for some old coffeeshop and try out the food there...... Diarrhea prone...




* Grab a good seat and try to finish up the book my boss gave me.......


PS: I think my life is getting lamer by the day...... I need to get back to my old self......or am I getting old and ready for life under the ground?? Am I dying here? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(kindly ignore the ranting above........Hormone Problem)

Chef of the year......

Spaghetti Bolognaise



*Ingredients: Pasta, Onions, Celery, Cheese, Tomato Puree, Chicken/Beef & Olive Oil (as virgin as possible.....hehehe virgin good virgin good......)




* Method: Throw everything into the wok/pan....STIR STIR STIR for 20 minutes....


DONE!!!!!!!!!!!



* Heavenly delicious.......how hard could cooking be??? piece of cake.........




* CHEF OF THE YEAR!!!!! Kindly ignore those nipples........

My Ideal Weekend..........

Sometimes I love to spend my day by the beach. Sometimes I love hanging around the shopping mall. Sometimes reading at home is prefered but the best of them all is to have everyone back in Ipoh spending quality time by just doing nothing at home.........Playing around with MengWai and MeiMei, making fun of KitKit's new hair style, poking at Papa's tummy, acting silly for Mama, listening to JieJie's new found wisdom and sharing life experiences with JieFu.........I hereby attached pictures from a typical ideal weekend at home......

* MengWai observing the beauty of Pinky......hahahaha

* Raw talent......hehehehe The noise he makes is music to my ears.....

* As usual, before any meal MengWai would be seated before everyone else.

* Hey, what is KitKit holding over there??

* BARNEY!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT........hahahaha

Our English.........

Who says our English is bad? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outle ts for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a b it of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Shit lah u...


See, isn't it simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... ?


*Got this emailed to me from PW.....

Tractor Scouting...........

I was back in Ipoh once again this weekend. 2 weeks in a row. JieJie, JieFu, KitKit and BBs were back as well. Last saw them since CNY wahhhh sangat rindu la....hehehehe... as usual, our weekend together was as regular as usual. Eat, chat and scout for something new and cheap. This time, JieFu, JieJie and I went to check out tractors and yes, those tractors you see by the road side or any construction sites. Hahaha it was my virgin visit to this kind of retail outlets. Since JieFu spent most of his time negotiating and enquiring info, I spent mine cam whoring around.

* Rank and file.....make a bid.......

* Who's your daddy.....hahahahaha......Check out my ROD......

* Hitachi not Air-Con only meh?????

* Smallest unit in the yard.......

More updates from Home soon........