Nothing Is Wrong, Something Is Just Not Right............

Things have not been quite well lately. The horse Feng Shui isn't working as expected neither. All I could do after a hectic day at work is to seek refuge in my blog. I am not complaining that the job is physically demanding or anywhere near mentally stress. All I am trying to say is that the frustration I am currently facing, in fact almost daily recently is something new to me. I used to get my hands on whatever stuff I desired when I was a kid (Thanks to Papa for being such a wonderful provider). I found my way through school, met a bunch of wonderful friends aka The 'Hai s' where at then we were lord in school. Cheated my way through Uni, I can't even imagine I could made it without ever laying my hands on a single assignment then. Life was easy then.........When I started to work last year, my path was laid out nicely by Papa so that I won't have to struggle like most fresh grads do. House, car and cash were at hand even before the first day to work. Now, I am left speechless....am I trying to reach for the sky with only a ladder at hand? or am I currently moving too fast till I can't cope with the expectation? Will I be happy wth the leisure handed over by Papa? (I would be damned if I am content with it)....enough of grunts and self-frustration for today........worst case, balik Ipoh sell Taugeh Ayam.......'Nothing to Lose, Everything to Gain'!!!!!!!!!







* Lovely view I used to enjoy daily after work............


P.S. : Those above were mere bullshit......Definetely NO SUICIDE attempt!!!!!

Nothing to Blog About...............

Another typical weekend in Penang. I am out of topic to blog this weekend. Wanted to write about politics (scare ISA arrest), wanted to write about family (didn't go back Ipoh), wanted to write about friends (no gathering lately), wanted to write about my life (nothing much going on lately), wanted to write about erg...........I have no idea what do I intended to write about for this week. Therefore, I am posting a random written blog with no agenda........


Attended a training session conducted by Carl on Saturday, I left early as I wanted to take trip down to USM. When I reached home, only did I realised that it was actually a Saturday (Non-working day) so I landed myself in Queensbay. Haven't been there for quite sometime now........nothing much changes, same ol' shops calling for my credit cards (Luckily my self-control was strong that day). Had my dinner at 'Pastasia'. ~ buy one get one free!!!!




* Not much patron at the time. No need to wait, Never gonna take Rob's advice again......Empty is good.........




* Hantu pon tarak!!!!!!!!




* Being bored on a Saturday in Penang......life is good though, just a lil' bit lame....




* The fettuccine was suprisingly good.....hmmm......





* Told PW I wanna live longer......she decided to get organic food to help me with my quest.

* Bought this cheap jade from the chinese lady by the road. Work has not been as 'smooth' lately, I need to endorse the FengShui tips I found from the Internet and also from my uncle. Call me conservative, but could you name me a single successful chinese millionaire who doesn't believe in FengShui? I doubt you could......so let me test it out first......if it is working, then I'll let you guys know about it.....'Fong Shui Lou Ngak Lei Sap Lin Pat Lin, Bogus9394 Ngak Lei Tou Mg Kau Liong Lin).......btw I found out that I have been writting for precisely 2 years now. Very consistent for a guy like me....hehehe.........

Vacation ~ Part2

The highlight of the entire trip. I guess this was the cheapest Disneyland I could personally afford so far......I have been a Disney fan ever since I was a kid.....I used to be a cartoon freak....I could still remember those disney songs played during those days where most cartoons were in unicolour.....ok ok enough about my weird obsession, let me show you guys how was the Disneyland in HongKong.......



* Hell Yeahhh...........it truly brings back the memory I had when I was a child aka 'Sunshine boy' hahahahaha



* PW said must take picture at the entrance...........

* I was busy cam-whoring during the water parade.....first time sure like that lah....

* Dude...those princesses were so freaking beautiful.....which dumb ass told me beauty is in the eyes of the beholder? come lick my ass fastttt........




* Walt's creations.......Mickey and Minnie.....




* Pluto and goofy....how I wish Pinky could be more like Pluto..... Pluto knows how to chew a gum....Pinky would die on the spot if I ever feed him one.

* Looks like Cinderella was leaning away from me.......hahahaha I can still tahan at that point lah.......

* Chip and Dale.......rescue rangers China's edition.....

* The line to get a picture taken with Buzz was really long at that time.....take with statue also ok .......

* Night view over Beauty's castle....magnificient.......too bad had to skip the fireworks due to the annoying rain on that day.......

With that, I conclude my trip to HongKong............stay tune for more bull and grunts from me................

Vacation ~ Part1

I always wanted to afford my own trip. Finally, after months of saving, bread eating, window shoppings and being a freeloader; I saved enough for my first vacation after working. When I was a student, to go for a trip all I need to care about was the expire date of my passport and Papa will take care of the rests. Now, I need to plan several weeks in advance, FINANCIALLY. Being on a vacation means no more agitated calls from clients, no more collection problems to deal with, no more meeting with immature clients and the best of all my only job for the coming few days is to spend.(Too bad only for a couple of days)



* First stop, Lantau Island.......Took a picture and that was it. Pay me money also I won't be climbing up those stairs. I come for leisure, not to kill myself climbing those stairs.




* Next was the Avenue of Stars....HongKong's very own Hollywood Walk of Fame....




* I was acting silly, was the kid trying to play along with me? He must be really stupid to think if there's really something to check upon.




* Another picture to show everyone that I was in HongKong.......


I heard the Wax Museum in HongKong charges the less entrance fees compared to those of other countries......so I might as well give it a shot.




* Alright Albert.....you got everything wrong.....you ruined my teenage years by discovering the energy equation you sick bastard!!!!!!!!




* Ms. Monroe is a masochist, she loves it when I was sexually harrasing her.....sorry I was just peeping, PW WAS WATCHING CLOSE BY..........




* Do I look exactly like this guy? with a hell lot more hair of course........I don't wanna be as bald as he is. I just wanna be as rich.




* Spot bogus9394 in this picture????




* Okay Tiger, you see that?



Went for a short tour around HongKong the next day. Can't really remember which part of HongKong did I go......but I was pretty damn sure I was in HongKong at that time.......




* Dragon is always good.....symbolizes prosperity....I love them so very much......'ada ohmmm'




* They said by touching the stomach of this Buddha I would prosper.....die die also must touch....Money Come Money Come!!!!!!!




* The golden whatsoever behind me was a gift from the Chinese government to HongKong. (I hoped I was right......)

* The Aberdeen fishing village. Some people there are so freaking poor, they are living on a boat for they could not afford any property on land......dude, this is hardcore poverty........I am so thankful that I have a place of my own....(thanks to Papa lah.....) 'Living on a Jetplane', for them it was 'Living on a Sampan'.

* Departing to Shenzen via railroad. I don't really fancy going to Shenzen as I'd been to several places in China before......but PW hasn't been to anywhere near China......so, I've got no choice but to tag along with the plan.......Shenzen is a place where no dudes would go with their gf or wife........it was like playing in a football match with 22 referees......VERY POTONG STEAM...unless you got to go alone or with all your guy friends.....after checking out those high class female escorts in Shenzen, all of a sudden I realised that on a large scale, the standard of AHEM AHEM of malaysian chinese is depressingly dissappointing. How come with the same ancestors, malaysian girls had all evolved is such a wrong way? WHY???? WHYYYYYYYYY???

* This is Shenzen....definitely not Paris...............

* Miniature park....truly unique...........

* Next post on Disneyland.....the highlights of the tour.............

Off We Go.......................

My 100th post..........


I will be away for a couple of days.....Let me share with you guys on how I get myself ready for a trip.....All you need are three major Cs. Standard for all travellers. Clothes, Cash and Camera......I'll let the pictures do the talking for this time.




* 2 Short pants, 4 shirts, 4 briefs and a boxer.......




* USD, HK Dollar and China RMB.......hmmm..........3 currencies for a single trip.

* 2 Cameras(not taking any risk), rechargable batteries and some medication (for emergency).

* 1 haversack (check-in) and 1 backpack (handcarry).

Got to go now.....early flight tomorrow..........I'll BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop or Not to Stop???

I went to a factory in Prai for a meeting together with Carl last week and being an observative guy that I am, something weird caught my eyes. First of all, right in front of the factory's main gate it has a sign stating No Parking, No Waiting and definitely NO STOPPING.





* Can't they just simplify it by just stating " F*CK OFF" instead??? Same meaning right?



Nothing wrong with that I assumed. But as I looked down to the ground, guess what I saw written right below the sign stating NO STOPPING........................




* One big fat STOP...........


It took me half a day trying to figure out what went wrong. What do they expect from their visitors? Do they have any idea what they've done is just a mere act of ludicrousness?......I gave up after a minute of trying to discover what was the hidden meaning to such act........(No need to work meh!!!)



* Am I getting smarter or people just getting dumber???

Attacked by The Sewage Monster..............

I had experienced one of the worst sight ever in my life. The Explosion of the Sewage Pipe......Can you F*cking believe it???? damn........I noticed the opening to the pipe was dripping the night before, so I called up the maintenance guy and they sent someone over the next day. (I am not going to elaborate what happened the night before) One of the guy from the maintenance wanted to open the cap connected to the pipe to investigate the leakage. Eventually/Luckily I took a few steps back and stood away from the bathroom. He then turned the cap slowly and POSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KNNCCB WALAUEHHHHHHHHHH OMFG ARGGGG~~~~~~~~~~






* Why didn't I notice that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The sewage aka SHIT splashed out in full force......the maintenance guy was fighting for his life......for the pride of the nation....he battled the shit monster without any fear. When I told my friends about it, everyone said the same thing to me, " DID YOU TAKE ANY PICTURES?? " What the heck were you guys thinking???????? I was literally STUNNED.......CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS.........




* KANNEH.......CIPET.....NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo


After stabilizing myself from the extreme ammonia odour, I was back to my old-self.....I started to snap pictures of the entire process. But too bad my heroes already washed away all those remaining treasures scattered through out the bath room.





* My heroes...................


I called Papa and KitKit to share my once in a lifetime experiece. Later that day I got a call from Jiejie. I could hardly hear what was she trying to say because she was laughing all the way. All I heard was JieFu bought a speed boat. Walauehhhhh I susah susah only can have the latest gadget (My Car) and you guys chose to break the news to me after my encounter with the Fountain of Shit..............iisshhhhh.....nvm nvm...next time I go pinjam ya.....hehehe.......




* I will never forget that sight until the day I die.........yucksssss.....


*** Now I know the true meaning of the phase "Full of SHIT" ***

* JieFu's new ride......................

Reasons not to mess with children.

*Got an email from HaiShue........how cute can kids be.......simply adorable.......


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."