Our Hero.........

* The one in the middle is Kenny aka FeiHai......


Introducing Kenny aka FeiHai.....The dare devil with all the contacts in the world. The one who knows no fear. You are not a true Michaelian or an original Ipoh guy if you don't know Kenny. Almost every pub managers in Ipoh knows who he is. No one dares to mess with him or even try to.....OK back to the title...."Kenny the Road Bully". It actually sounds more like this "Kenny was on the road and then being bullied". My own version of the story:

Case Study:
Kenny was drunk. It was 3am. Kenny was driving home after a hooked up session with someone's girlfriend. Kenny was aggressive on the road as usual. Another car hit on his car at a junction. Kenny was mad. Gave the culprit a chase. Both car halted at a dead end. Kenny got down and vulgarly insulted the culprits(there was 2 of them).


Conclusion:
Kenny got a beating of a life time.



* This was how Kenny looks like a day after the brief encounter.

* Pictures courtesy of HaiBoon........

* Our Hero's remedy to cure the pain...........

* A week later, our great friend is back and kicking.........his remedy works some way or another.

Moral of the story:

1. Don't mess around with people's girlfriend/wife/mistress

2. Don't drink and drive (all time favourites)

3. Don't chase a hit and run offender when you are drunk.........I mean seriously drunk....

The Great Indulgence

Saturday is back again. I LOVE SATURDAYS........ Went to Balik Pulau to pay grandma a visit. Been quite a while since I last saw grandma. Hehehe took the opportunity to head for the beach......I love the beach hahaha yea yea......here I come......

* Enjoying the ride..........traffic jam??? Chicken ratio more than cars here.......

* Almost there.....Almost sunset.....yeaaaaaaaa

* Just in time........one of the reasons I chose to work in Penang......

* I was at Nirvana.....released myself from the hectically difficult week ahead.

* Even spent sometime cam-whoring with PW.

* Introducing my loyal companion.....my old Sony cybershot......

* What a SOLID buttock......need to work out more......Remarkable sight....

* What a great way to spend the weekend......

* Price at gold but taste like shit.......the sourvenir from Balik Pulau....YUCKSSSSS!!!!!

Great Quotes.........

###All great quotes.......how great, how great.....###


* She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

* Most fools think they are only ignorant.

* The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits .

* I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

* By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

* It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

* Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

* The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

* Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

* I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

* I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.

* I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.


And my personal favourites..................


* Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

* I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my clients to go swimming.

Dinner at Swensen's.......

It was Saturday once again, went out for dinner with PW as both of us are so freaking lazy to cook during the weekends. Since we are down in Queensbay for groceries, we made our move to find a nice place to dine in. The options were Swensen's or Sakae Sushi. Bear in mind none of us fancy raw japanese food. Just wanna try out the teppanyaki offered there. Since both dinings are located side by side, it was so easy to make the decision as to where to dine at that time. Perfect place to dine is the one without any queue. It really irritates me when I have to wait for quite a while for my food. I pay also have to wait for so long ar?? RATHER GO EAT SHIT!!!!!!



* The options.......Left or Right???




* Ohhhhhh what a line....gonna skip Sakae definitely. Made a move to Swensen's instead.




* Checking out the free torchlight from CIMB while waiting for my food.




* BBQ half chicken......seriously it was more like a pigeon.....so tiny.....haih....tasteless too.





* By the end of the meal still need to pay for the tasteless half size pigeon I ate.....

Phone Review

This will be for sure my very first technical post. I always wanted to share some funny facts with all my readers regarding my very first company phone but I waited for the right time which is until I get a replacement for it. Now that I got one, I will gladly share how sophisticated a PDA phone is.


Model: Dallab DP900
Good Review
Price: FREE
PDA: Yes
Phone: Yes

Poor Review
Design: Sucks
Camera: Poor
BlueTooth: None (But you can coordinate the camera to view at yourside while making a call)
Stability: Not even close
Weight: Can take this to gym
Durability: Could be used as a murder weapon. That's how durable it is.


* No one will wish to get this as a birthday present.




Model: Nokia 6280
Good Review
Price: FREE
Design: Nice
Camera: 2Megapixels
BlueTooth: Yes
Stability: Impressive
Weight: Fair
Durability: Unknown

Poor Review
Box not nice.....


* This is how a mobile phone should be..........




* Mobile phone good, PDA phone Bad.........

What an embarassing finding...........

Holidays are always nice.....PW and I gone home for the weekend to help Mama scout for the right tiles for the toilet. Mama wanted to renovate the toilet, kitchen and the balcony. As for myself, BAD NEWS BAD NEWS.........Mama wanted to demolish my beloved balcony in her masterplan....NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo my lovely tiny balcony from my very own room. Always proud to have a balcony to myself.....HUHUHUHU no more stars seeing at night, no more talking on the phone while hanging out at my tiny balcony......should renovate your own balcony ma....don't kacau mine....huhuhu.......no choice....she used VETO rights to get things done.

Back to the story, the major finding when we were at the tiles showroom............ to all readers from MMU, I guess you guys will find this post embarassing...... check out the pictures below...




* Mama: Hey this design looks familiar...............




* Clear picture? Notice the similarity yet?




* The distinguished sign every MMU's student is proud of........





* Looks similar to the one above? Toilet tiles.....and its freaking cheap...RM1 a piece......


PS: You tell me, who copied who?