Merry Xmas!!!!

I was at Ipoh over Xmas this weekend.......Nothing out of the unusual....Hanging out with buddies and playing around with my nephew and niece at home...




* MeiMei's First Xmas eve...........



* My beloved nephew.........best moment ever......




* Xmas tree for RM 8.70 from Carrefour......




* Never throw away the manual......it comes in handy sometimes.........




* DONE............hahaha check out the top of the tree........




* You can't find this anywhere...........




* Enjoy you holidays people.........

My Fishing Trip with Papa......

It has been at least 2 years since I last went fishing with Papa......So I was thinking, since Papa is coming over this weekend why don't we go fishing like those good ol' days....(I decided to post this entry earlier than the original plan because YitMing said my last shot at Taiping was LAME!!!...ARGGGG)






* Father and Son......Papa still sharp in tying up fishing knots....




* Come on fishy fishy fishy....come to daddy............




* After 30 minutes.................




* After 60 minutes.................




* After 120 minutes...............




* I ended up doing this................


* I started climbing trees and performing monkey stunts.......




* Alright I'll give it another shot - with my shirt off this time (maybe better luck)




* Lame is never close - A guy with a fishing rod and a cigarrette....I called this 'GREAT' (dear YM dude..take note....hahahaha)




* YESSS........my shirtless theory works......




* Papa's fully-dressed theory works as well......

My Weekend in Taiping

It was one of those weekend where I got the chance to stay back in Penang. No work, No appointments, No meetings....just plain weekend at home.....PW and I went down to Taiping as we both have nothing special in mind and might die of boredom in Penang. First stop, Taiping Zoo........




* This is what I call EXTREME NUDITY..........check out those F cup size boobs........heavenly...



* Elepants.......Nothing special.....lame.....




* Zebra......when the time comes, all animals will vanish from this Earth, where can our children have a look on these creatures?
MY ANSWER : GO TO THE MUSEUM!!!!!




* This is how the zebra would look like in 50 years time......




* Showing PW a tip or two about picture whoring.....




* and she got it all wrong..................




* THIS is what I call posing.........DAMN...was I good or what???

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I was in KL for the past weekend. 60% work, 40% leisure. Met up with my long lost MMU friends as well as my brothers from Ipoh. Killed 2 birds with one stone - how thoughtful. I am so blessed that I am currently working in Penang and NOT in KL. Just imagine how life would be partying all day long instead of doing my reports back home after work. I guessed I chose career over leisure....

* Part of the Ipoh's hoodlums......devilish smiles.....

* I am just showing 'Hai Kun' those stars I was seeing......

* After those harsh working days, 'Hai Nick' forgotten how to smile......hehehe

*Blackie showing everyone of the side effect of having an over-sized D*CK........

* Me - showing everyone the right way to kiss an over-grown TESTICLE.......

* Showing Jushin the right path to success.......

* Well this teddy bear needs no futher introduction.....same ol' Lock.

* Damn.......the path to success seems to be spotted by everyone..........

You're never going to believe what I did..........

* Read this post carefully as you might be the next ME.....

6.25pm - Packed my stuff and get ready to go home
6.30pm - Start my engine, Zoommmmm......the journey begins
6.40pm - Stuck in a traffic jam (there seems to be an accident ahead)
6.41pm - Public civilians surrounded my car, (WTF)..........and the story begins...........

Public Enemy No1 : Encik tolong hantar orang kena accident boleh?
Me : Ng hai ar marrr (are you serious)?? ~practically Penangites can't speak cantonese.
Public Enemy No2 : Boss tolong la tolong la....takde orang mau stop.
Me : Mana hospital u mau pigi?
Public Enermy No1 : Seberang Jaya sana....paling dekat.
Me : Ok la ok la.....(my house is just beside the hospital, then I started to make a serious mistake).
Public Enemy No2 : OK boleh masuk.....
Public Enemy No3 : Terima kasih banyak banyak........
Me : Walauehhh.....


6.50pm - 2 casualties IN my CAR..........(BLEEDING!!!!)

Me : Apa you orang langgar? bus ar?
Victim1 : Tak ingat la.....dia mau corner tarak signal.
Me : Ohh.....

Only then I realised they were actually still bleeding......

Me: oi oi....itu darah jaga ar.....nanti I punya cushion hancur ar...
Victim1 : OK OK.....Ali, jaga darah tu.
Victim2 : (Ali) : hhmm.....(eventually this Ali guy is only half concious......
Me : haih....habis la habis la....


Stop for a traffic light.....then i saw a car which symbolises the JPJ 4X4....Got out of my car, walk towards the truck and ask:

Me : Encik boleh tolong bukak siren ar? Ada dua orang kena accident tidur kat kereta I la.
Truck Man: Erg...saya punya siren ada lampu tapi tarak bunyi.
Me : (you must be kidding me dude, Look at the Sticker beside the door... "Syarikat Hussien Onn Transport"........WALAUEHHHHH WRONG TRUCK)
Truck Man : You ikut belakang saya la......saya buka lampu...

7.10pm - Reach hospital.....
7.30pm - Went straight to car wash + vacumn ++++ Perfume... = RM 9.00

In a Nutshell, I did a seriously good deed today and no more charity from me for a year....The government should award me with something like the "Anugerah Pingat Keberanian" or even the title "Dato' ". I won't mind any of those 2. At least give me a TV3 interview with NightLine or something. At the end of the day, NOTHING.....need to fork out my own cash for car wash....haih....if i were to be in the country called "turaturakualakikileh", they made me the King by the time i reached the hospital.

Moral of the story : If any innocent looking civilian comes knocking at you car window, DON'T stop unless you have RM 9.00 to spare and you up for a serious car wash......DAMN.....

A Weekend in Ipoh........

Jiejie told me that she will be going back to ipoh on the 10th this month....Therefore, last week, I went back as well for I was dying to meet my beloved nephew and niece. Once I got home guess what did I see? MENG WAI WALKING TOWARDS ME.....OMFG....the very first time I witnessed this cute lil devil walking.......towards me....huhuhu.....the feeling was so freaking HIGH.....




* After the tiring job and long journey, its worth to have this cute boy smiling and welcoming you home......PRICELESS....



MengWai's excitement didn't really lasted that long....soon after, he's busy minding his own business.......Observe pictures below:




* He first closes the door, later he jerks it and yells like we are imprisoning him.....



* Kindly pay attention to the lil guy behind Mama and JieJie......




*MengWai showing off his talent....biting the bolster with his teeth.....




* Mama : Bravo Bravo....MengWai, you're a genius.....




* MengWai : Hail the Genius....




* My Beloved nephew.......couple of years more down the road, I don't think I can lift him anymore..




* Sweet lil MeiMei......Chubby Chubby......



* WHAT??? My picture came in last ???


Ladies and Gentlemen, that concludes to my ideal weekend............more updates on both my angels later on......

Touring around Penang.........

Yesterday PW, Benny, Adelene and I went around Penang to fill our Saturday with so-called meaningful activities. First stop, Aquarium - Batu Maung. Then, the Penang Museum, pet shop and lastly we headed to a historical chinese bakery. Only pictures from the Aquarium and Bakery are available.

Reviews:
1. Aquarium - 1/10
2. Penang Museum - 8/10
3. Pet shop - 8/10
4. Bakery - 5/10


Aquarium - Batu Maung



* Fishes and nothing more............boring boring boring.....




*See no touch, Touch no see, See and Touch, They MATI.....



* YOU TOUCH, TURTLE DIES...........




*Mind you language........Cat Shark = Yu Bodoh....what if it is a cat fish??? Ikan Bodoh? CatWoman = Perempuan Bodoh.......




* Adelene and Benny..........Turtle observists........




* Hey Papa look.....I am a turtle expert......


Overall review on the Aquarium - Batu Maung.
- Entrance fees = RM 5.00
- Recommended only for those below 5 or above the age of 90.....
- Summary = You must be dead STUPID to go there (I WAS STUPID LAST SATURDAY) or wanted to end you life with boredom.




* Thank you Aquarium Batu Maung......you made my day!!!!!




Final Stop the traditional bakery - GHEE HIANG



* This bakery is even older than the world war 1......




* 150 years ago..............




* 150 years later........




* Interior Designing touch inside the shop.......




* ok......trip habis...balik rumah liao.......LOOK!!! It's a shooting star....Tahi Bintang...or should i call it Shitting Star instead?