Sunway Carnival Mall.......

Thanks to Jeffrey Cheah and William Cheng, I now have a local mall with the touch of class. I can say goodbye to the ever so pariah Pacific Megamall and say hello to the Sunway Carnival Mall. Even tough it doesn't look anything like Sunway piramid on the exterior side, but internally it reminds me of 1-Utama of course with a smaller size.

* A regular looking classy mall......

* What a sight.......

* Parkson.........

No more shops like TS-Fashion, Ting-Ting, or even Dong-Dong I welcome Esprit, Hush Puppies, Clarks etc. with open arms......... Even with all those reputable brands around, my only purchase for the day were 2 pairs of boxers....

* RM12 each from BUM Equipment.....cheap cheap cheap.......

Next time when I hit a lottery I would love to take over a shopping mall as to what the EPF has done to Queensbay........but till today, I will still wear my RM12 boxers to bed, wake up the next morning and drag my heavy ass to work.......

* As Carl believes, You're worth a Million buck........

* I wonder how much will my worn boxers worth when I am a distinguished figure in Forbes.......just like Beckham selling his pants........RM15 for the time being....any buyer?

T.G.I.Friday

Enjoy your weekend people.................


* Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. - Woody Allen

* I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul

* A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! - Jerry Dennis

* When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. - Henry Youngman

* My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres

* When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. - Emo Philips

* I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him. - Jim Loy

* I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. - Dan Whitney

* I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my clients to go swimming. - Bogus9394

Thank God Its Friday!!!

A Regular Week...........

First of all I would like to wish most men who suffered from the failure of Durex/Ansell/Playsafe......a HAPPY FATHER's DAY!!!!!!!! I went back to Ipoh to spend some quality time with Papa, Mama and KitKit. (Whether Papa was one of those men I mentioned above? I DARE NOT ASK.....hahahahaha.....siao meh....later kena chop ar....I don't want to be the first guy who dies from making silly jokes about father's day.....)




* Papa and KitKit waiting for the fish to eat away a frog they caught.....What a way to spend time........


Later that night, I met up with Kenny aka FeiHai for a drink at a nearby pub. Right after, he set me up with a bunch of so-called jammers........it has been a while since I last played in a band......




* Kindly look deeper to the dude between the two Botak Heads........




* Kindly observe again.........really warm in there.....I was forced to strip.....

* Now I know why there ain't any fat rockers around......cipet jamming macam dalam Sauna.....sure burned alot of fat la.....

Lastly when I got up this morning and getting myself ready to work, PW told me she was not feeling well .......Hmmmm.........did some diagnosis by myself and I asked her........oi.....DENGUE ar? PHIAK!!!! kena slapped........back to the story.....I took half a day leave to take her to the clinic....Doctor said it was only a mild fever....prescribed some drugs and we balik rumah....Since PhaikGaik had dengue fever in Spore and my Aunt had it back in Ipoh, I still suspect that PW is the northern region representative.......we'll see.......I need to do more observations and diagnosis before I could conclude anything......

* Future Dengue Patient....hahahahaha........

School Days

How do you guys like your school days? I love mine that's for sure.........Being in an all cocks' school, we found a way to adapt (Not being an ass lover). We were like family. But 'Those were the Days'. I am forced to write an article on this because Ryan aka Bangsat sent me all those pictures William took when we were all still at the stage of puberty.






* One big happy family....(Including future: Prime Minister, doctors, engineers, lawyers and drug addicts)

* Since we were selected from the cream, others don't really like us......We need to learn how to protect ourself....from teachers especially.

* Abbey Road, The Beatles

* Kampar Road, The Monkeys.......

* Ryan acting smart............but in fact, he wasn't really that bright......Slightly below average

* What is 1 + 1?? 3 or 4?? Damn........am I dumb or what??

* This is the smartest guy in the class........Tan Sri Dato' Pro. Dr. William.......till today, he has no idea what was on the board.

* We had our time....................

* The whole class had no idea what was on the table that day........

* We might be dumb, but we shared the same idealogy for the past years.......

"No more school, No more books, No more teachers' dirty looks"

***Dedicated to 5 science 1 2000 (as to date, everyone is still alive and kicking)***

I MISS YOU GUYS...........

What is DotA?

I would really like to share some facts I found on 'Uncyclopedia' on Malaysian's DotA fever. I am never a gamer and don't know crap about DotA but yet I saw many peps playing it with heavy obsession. Sad and embarrass to admit that even Kitkit is one of them......hahaha....alrite back to the fact.....I hope the below information could enable parents to be better equipped on what their children is doing most of the time.

College students, high school kids, primary school kids and anyone with access to a computer or parents that believe them when they say that they are going over to a friend's place to do a 'project' but are actually squandering their money at dingy cybercafes play the game DotA. DotA now owns the throne of the number one cybercafe games and is mainly played by pimply chinese school kids with nicknames like noob, i_is_noob, ^__^, asdf, XxCutiesAngelzzzxX, noobiepiggy and also the insanely popular dunownme.

They will play the game and leave the games, pissing every other player off because they died twice in a row or repicked a stupid hero. DotA is actually a serious epidemic and is also known by its more scientific name avian influenza or BIRD FLU. The Malaysian Health Ministry is oblivious to the fact that cybercafes house and spread the disease because they are too preoccupied gassing neighbourhoods for the Aedes mosquito, which is as real as Oprah's vagina.

Many corpses can still be found strewn around in cyber cafes.... although some might revived as Animate Dead.... Some people only know how to play DotA and don't even have guts to touch other games. You can ask them "List out all the games you have played since you are born." The answers are "dot...a, Dee-Oh-Tee-Ay, Dot-Ay, Dor-Tar, dou ta oh sta, dollta all sux, dee oh tah.. etc"

Some people even claimed that they are SENT by GOD to Earth just to play DotA. Thats why their name is DotA King, DotA GOD, DotA Angel, DotA President, Datuk DotA, DotA Satan etc. Some people even cannot differentiate "Guitar" and "Dortar". These people sit in front of computer 24 hours, refreshing getdota.com every 30 seconds non-stop. Their objective is to wait for IceFrog to press the "Upload" button. Once they found out that a new version is released, then they will happily, extremely excited and started to download the map (Probably some of them clicked 1000 times just to make sure they download properly and do not miss out any bytes, some of them download the same map from different websites just to make sure they downloaded the correct version). After played the new version for awhile, they started to find any forums and started to show off "I have played the new version! I am SUPER UP-TO-DATE! Yeah! DotA 6.xx download from here! http://www.xxxxxxxx/"

Some people started to compare the newer version with the older version and wrote "There are 45,057 trees inside DotA 6.xx, which has 100 more trees compared to last version. Now i can summon more treants! IceFrog Rocks!" or "The point '45, 128' is slightly lower in this version, damn it! My hero can't see clearly when I moved here and it caused my head get pawned!" And then a lot of friends started to respond to those "great" posts with positive repliesss and finally all of them reached an agreement. Then they started to laugh at those people who stil play the older version and then return to their pc and started to refresh getdota.com again.

Some people worship DotA Heroes.... They buy a DotA "hero doll", put at a highly secured place inside their house, burn things for them to eat everyday just to make sure that their "Hero" protect them.... You might wonder how these people "struggle to lives" if another game had beaten DotA and totally kick DotA off in the future....hmm.. They might treat West Malaysia as the Scourge and East Malaysia as Sentinel and started to "spawn" Treants - Sarawak trees and Ghouls and send them to "enemy base" to fight.... The objective of Sentinel is to protect the "World Tree" in Mount Kinabalu while the objective of Scourge is to protect KLCC "Frozen Tower"? maybe they will dress like their beloved Hero and started to fight each other just to become beyond godlike? RoFL~! OWNING!

Reality Check.........

Is it really that difficult to be a celebrity? Let me give you guys an example and some analysis on facts and myths.........one of the hottest asian star recently, Rain. What does he has that I don't? or let me put it this way........What do I have that he doesn't. Let us proceed.









A pair of legs, arms, ears and eyes.
Rain: Complete
Bogus9394: Complete

Language Spoken.
Rain: Koren, English(I doubt that)
Bogus9394: Chinese, English & Malay (See I am on a better edge)

Singing Talent.
Rain: Best album in asia
Bogus9394: Whenever I sing it is a blessing....cause always rain....

Acting Talent.
Rain: Been in several korean drama and won best actor award.
Bogus9394: Put me in a film then I show you...........

Physique:
Rain: Solid chest, 6-pack abs, nice toned arms
Bogus9394: 2 nen nen, 4-pack abs + 1 spare motor tyre.

Height:
Rain: 5 feet 11 inches
Bogus 9394: 6 feet - 6 inches

Popularity
Rain: Popular throughout Asia and the U.S.
Bogus9394: Those who are reading this.......hahaha.....read my blog sure knows me la

Hot Ride:
Rain: Mercedes c200, Porche, BMW x5
Bogus9394: BMW (Buatan Malaysia Wira)


Conclusion: Every guy would like to be like Rain........BUT NOT ME......since Rain is doing so freaking good, then I wanna be STORM instead......before I start thinking of how incompetent am I compared to this Rain fella I better stop blogging on this topic for the time being. This is to avoid myself from falling into a depression mood and later stuff myself with Char Siew Pau and choke myself to death.







* Rain did this pose and wonder which girl he will hook up with after that. I did this pose and wonder which client will call me first tomorow to choke me. Next time I will ask my son to be a rock star................at least I can tumpang glamour.

Many Happy Returns of the Day

* WARNING: This is one Hell of a Long Post............

2nd June since 1983. The day I will be treated like a King.....The Agung's Bday.......National Public holiday or even Hari Gawai (No idea what's going on in the Borneo, just saw that in the calendar). I had one of the best birthday ever. Celebration started even a week before the actual date. I am still receiving greetings today. Thanks alot......... Once again I will let the pictures do the talking as I am speechless in expressing how content I am for the past 2 weeks.

* JieFu lent me his car for the real driving sensation.......

* Even treated me to DimSum at FuShan........THANKS AGAIN.....

* MengWai is getting smarter by the second....

* After the heavy meal, we went for a walk around some show houses.....(See no touch, Touch no see, See and touch, I rugi)......MengWai is learning how to post for a photo shot just like me.

* If a kid looks at you this way, you won't mind starving to buy him presents....

* I don't mind sacrificing my day nap just to bring him around town....

* Birthday celebration. Belated one for Mama, and in advance for MengWai and I.....

* HoHoHo....Cake Cake Cake (Courtesy of JieJie and JieFu)

* MengWai will never leave a table with an ice-cream cake on it.....

Papa, Mama and KitKit came for a visit yesterday. Attached along was my 2nd cake......They wanted me to have a cake on the Actual Day......huhuhu how sweet of them....Thanks again to this great family of mine. They are all second to none in my life.....even my dream car comes only after every single one of them.....Kamsiah again to Papa, Mama, JieJie, JieFu, PW, KitKit, MengWai and the last but never the least....MeiMei....I love you guys....

* My 2nd Bday cake.......

* Sorry for the messy appearance, I just woke up and have to attend to the cake. (How come my nostil looks so freaking huge in this picture?)

* Ngek Ngek Ngek.......Bangun Pagi, Gosok Gigi, Cuci Muka, Pakai Baju oppsss........wrong version. Should be something like this......Bangun Pagi, Tak payah gosok gigi, Tak payah cuci muka, Terus potong Cake dan balik tidur ZZZZzzzzz..................

* A relaxing weekend at Balik Pulau with my family.....

LASTLY, MY BDAY's PRESENT.......hehehehe a brand new 29" Samsung Flat Screen TV from Papa.

* My new TV and the old one.......