What is DotA?

I would really like to share some facts I found on 'Uncyclopedia' on Malaysian's DotA fever. I am never a gamer and don't know crap about DotA but yet I saw many peps playing it with heavy obsession. Sad and embarrass to admit that even Kitkit is one of them......hahaha....alrite back to the fact.....I hope the below information could enable parents to be better equipped on what their children is doing most of the time.

College students, high school kids, primary school kids and anyone with access to a computer or parents that believe them when they say that they are going over to a friend's place to do a 'project' but are actually squandering their money at dingy cybercafes play the game DotA. DotA now owns the throne of the number one cybercafe games and is mainly played by pimply chinese school kids with nicknames like noob, i_is_noob, ^__^, asdf, XxCutiesAngelzzzxX, noobiepiggy and also the insanely popular dunownme.

They will play the game and leave the games, pissing every other player off because they died twice in a row or repicked a stupid hero. DotA is actually a serious epidemic and is also known by its more scientific name avian influenza or BIRD FLU. The Malaysian Health Ministry is oblivious to the fact that cybercafes house and spread the disease because they are too preoccupied gassing neighbourhoods for the Aedes mosquito, which is as real as Oprah's vagina.

Many corpses can still be found strewn around in cyber cafes.... although some might revived as Animate Dead.... Some people only know how to play DotA and don't even have guts to touch other games. You can ask them "List out all the games you have played since you are born." The answers are "dot...a, Dee-Oh-Tee-Ay, Dot-Ay, Dor-Tar, dou ta oh sta, dollta all sux, dee oh tah.. etc"

Some people even claimed that they are SENT by GOD to Earth just to play DotA. Thats why their name is DotA King, DotA GOD, DotA Angel, DotA President, Datuk DotA, DotA Satan etc. Some people even cannot differentiate "Guitar" and "Dortar". These people sit in front of computer 24 hours, refreshing getdota.com every 30 seconds non-stop. Their objective is to wait for IceFrog to press the "Upload" button. Once they found out that a new version is released, then they will happily, extremely excited and started to download the map (Probably some of them clicked 1000 times just to make sure they download properly and do not miss out any bytes, some of them download the same map from different websites just to make sure they downloaded the correct version). After played the new version for awhile, they started to find any forums and started to show off "I have played the new version! I am SUPER UP-TO-DATE! Yeah! DotA 6.xx download from here! http://www.xxxxxxxx/"

Some people started to compare the newer version with the older version and wrote "There are 45,057 trees inside DotA 6.xx, which has 100 more trees compared to last version. Now i can summon more treants! IceFrog Rocks!" or "The point '45, 128' is slightly lower in this version, damn it! My hero can't see clearly when I moved here and it caused my head get pawned!" And then a lot of friends started to respond to those "great" posts with positive repliesss and finally all of them reached an agreement. Then they started to laugh at those people who stil play the older version and then return to their pc and started to refresh getdota.com again.

Some people worship DotA Heroes.... They buy a DotA "hero doll", put at a highly secured place inside their house, burn things for them to eat everyday just to make sure that their "Hero" protect them.... You might wonder how these people "struggle to lives" if another game had beaten DotA and totally kick DotA off in the future....hmm.. They might treat West Malaysia as the Scourge and East Malaysia as Sentinel and started to "spawn" Treants - Sarawak trees and Ghouls and send them to "enemy base" to fight.... The objective of Sentinel is to protect the "World Tree" in Mount Kinabalu while the objective of Scourge is to protect KLCC "Frozen Tower"? maybe they will dress like their beloved Hero and started to fight each other just to become beyond godlike? RoFL~! OWNING!