Hair cut

I had my hair cut last weekend....this time it was a bit special. She was there to observe the entire process. So, I planned to give her a suprise instead.....check it out.....



BEFORE.........


*Man!!!......I can actually read two pages at a time..........



WAY BEFORE.......


*Wahh.....bushy bushy bush.........



and RIGHT AFTER.........


*hmm....I kinda like the new me....ngek ngek ngek.....

After the dreadful suprised, I got off with a stern warning from Her:

PW : Don't touch me until your hair grew longer!!!!!!!
Me : ohhh...don't be angry...hehehe
PW : I don't care!!!!!!!!!
Me : ok ok I promise I won't do it again.....
PW : You said that many times!!!!!!!!
Me : ok...this time it's for real.....promise promise promise promise promise.....
PW : OK....one last chance.
ME : ( wahhhh.....hehehe...narrow escape....hip hip horray!!!!)

China Trip (part 2)

I had come across several weird stuff when I was in China....I would like to share some of those with y'all.....check it out.....

hhmm...how should I put it.......ever wonder a land without 7-11? In China I can't see even one 7-11 outlet but.......no fear for "KEDI" is here.



*KEDI is way better than 7-11....it has a mini steamboat bar inside...7-11 got anot?



A person once told me.....

Person A : hey let me tell you...in China toilets are horrible.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...dun even go near the radius of 10 metres from the toilet.
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...before you can piss you will vomit first...hahaha
Me : wahhh sure bor?
Person A : No kidding la...you just wait and see.

*After the trip

*Have you ever seen such beautiful place to do your "business" (private 5'inches screen and an ash tray)? ONLY IN CHINA!!!



As Papa said before "Language Maketh a Man". If your Mandarin is poor and you can't speak English, No fear....China people ain't that good either.



* ATUOMATIC????



If you planned to buy ADIDAS shoes in China, your eyes must be as sharp as the eagles for if you are careless, you might get this instead...















* AiDIDASi worn by David Peckham...



The last but never the least, have you ever wondered where can we get the best "yau char kuai"? In Klang? Ipoh? Seremban? Penang?..........NOPE the answer is CHINA!!!


* Hey guess what....it has the same length as my penis!!!.........just kidding...mine is slightly longer....hahahaha

My Beloved Nephew

He is the new kiddo in the house. He has taken the throne of "King of The House" from KitKit. He is the tiniest and not to mention the cutest being I have ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.................MY BELOVED NEPHEW........I used to call him BB in the previous post, but I think it is about the right time to use his name........from now on "MengWai" = BB..........

* hello peps....I am the new King.....guess what?....I am only 2 months old....hehehe
















* as I grew older, I am able to see the world horizontally........man......having those vertical views for several months is really tiring.






















* my parents thought that I have the potential of being a penguin at 4 and a half months old.......and guess what....they were right.....I can't say "NO" anyway.......






















* after the penguin act, I got all dressed up for..........hhmmmmm........I don't really know why they dress me up so often.....guess mommy thought I am her Barbie doll replacement.......
























* well............as my mommy always say : MY SON IS A GENIUS..........guess daddy was just trying to prove it by measuring the size of my head with that hat.


As the conclusion, my beloved nephew is not only the cutest King in the land....he is also a part-time penguin, a part-time model and lastly.................a full time genius................

Thank you CSA (MIS).....

This post is specially dedicated to all my ex-colleagues in CSA....MIS Department in particular...I was there for my internship over a stint of 5 months. I am thankful for all the guidance given to me by the ever so friendly and charming MIS personals. I was treated to so many meals and karaoke sessions by all the ever so loaded MIS personals....(wonder how much would their payslips be?.....How come so much to spend?.......hehehe) Let me do the honour by introducing them.......

Chris Lim - The Boss ( Extreme "petai" lover)
Emmy - The encyclopedia
Alvin - The cool but funny dude
Wilson - The friendly "Taiko"
Elaine - The humble lady
Joyce - The fashionable mum
Mei Cheng - The decent girl
Crystal - The petite office lady
Ellen - The timid one
Mei Foong - The love sick secretary
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Goh - The ..................hhhmmm.....how should I put it.....ah haaaa....I got it...I shall name him

Goh - The WEIRD one.

Once again......a picture speaks a thousand words..........
















* The gang. Standing from the left: Elaine, Ellen, Joyce, Emmy, Crystal, MeiCheng, MeiFoong,
Sitting from the left : Alvin, Chris, Wilson, Me, Goh


















* Alvin (left) : Hehehe my wallet is save from the bill.
Chris (right) : Not mine....but luckily I ate my beloved petai...HAHAHA
Me (hidden) : *silently thinking to myself*...I have never ate so much "petai" before in my life.


















* The "petai". Let me give you some introduction. It was first ate by the local aborigines. Aromatic yet slight bitter in taste. Usually served in dry spicy sauce. Good for cholestrol control. Prevent high blood pressure.

BEWARE.....End Result : Funny smell while urinating (NOT JOKING)



On a beautiful evening........

Me : Hey Mr. G*h, do you wanna be seen in my blog?
G*h : Yea sure sure.....
Me : Ok then. Give me a pose.
G*h : What kind of post do you prefer?
Me : Hmmm..... give me the "Overtime" pose.
G*h : ahhhhhh






















* The true identity of Mr. G*h was protected to prevent unwanted attentions from teenage girls.....HAHAHA....actually to prevent Mr. G*h from teenage girls.



Lastly, before I wrap up things, I apologized if i ever offended anyone of you during my stay in MIS. I would like to wish all of you the best of luck and I hope you people enjoy this post. Till we meet again......

China Trip (Part1)

Papa and I went to China on a tour. To be precise it was actually...Shanghai, Nanking, Suzhou and a few other states....I can barely remember those names. First of all I would like to stress out that Shanghai girls are way much hotter than those we got back here. Furthermore friendlier than our local chicks. Anyway the trip was just superb....I will let the photos do the talking.

















* Nanking Road in Shanghai...it was only 5.30pm....


Dad and I were having the time of our life....smoking and drinking together (every single day).....guess it happens when you are at least 1000km away from your wife and your mum.

Papa : I am not a heavy smoker for your information. Smoking is hazardous. It causes lung cancer and bad enough for your stamina young man.
Me : OK
Papa : You must not get addicted to it ok. This is an exception for we are on a trip. Don't tell Mama about it.
Me : OK
Papa : It took me quite a long time to quit. I don't like to see smoke in near future:
Me : OK........(Took out a pack from my pocket) ...... So you want a stick now?
Papa : SURE. Why not?
Me : OK.
















* Papa and I at Dr. Sun Yet San Memorial Park. I can't really remember what state I was in...all I know is I am still in China....hahaha.....



The only complain the I had during the trip was why so many dead people to visit?....Why? why? why?..... Papa has got no complain at all....























* The wife of Dr. Sun....hhhmm...I think the name was Mdm Soong Ching Ling....and she was dead as well....guess one can only be famous under the ground.


















* Papa and I at West Lake.....damn those kids behind us.......


More to come......................

My First Weekend in Cyberjaya

Goodbye P.J. and welcome back to the shithole aka Cyberjaya.

I had a slight cultural shock when I got back to Cyberia on Friday evening. I was surrounded with students. A handful of typical bunch. Before moving in my stuff, Hui and I had our dinner at the Cyberia Auntie's place. My meal that evening was RM 6.80 including 1 ice tea....bloody ripped off but anyway, Hui and I had a nice conversation about each others' sex life........Opsss..I meant well-being.

I got the house key from my new housemate Robin, but my room key is still unavailable. He told me I will get it ASAP.... hhhmmm..... well I guess I could bear with that. But let me tell you this, the toilet is in a total mess. I thought only a girl and I will be using the toilet? WTF!!! the smell was something like hhmm...how should I define it....ok...imagine the smell of a used pad + 5 years old panties + few rotten bras put together. I decided to do the cleaning on Saturday morning but when I was about to start, I realised that there was no liquid like soap for the floor or even the sink. After searching the bathroom I found something close to what I need. "Shokubutsu Body Foam" (NOT MINE)....and guess what....the bathroom smelled fruity right away.....(let me not tell you about the cleaning process.....hahahaha....half bottle gone)

Had an appointment with Hui and Nick at 3.30pm (Alamanda trip). As I was about to leave....all of a sudden I thought of something.....F*CK my room is locked.....and I got no KEY....argg DAMN....I head on to meet my buddies anyway. Told them about it and guess what? OF COURSE they laughed at it and started calling me names....I told them a million times that it was an accident but they just kept going on and on and on and.........

First stop.....McDonald's...


*Nick making his own ciggies....



*Nick busy posing as I was busy thinking on how to get my room door open.

Second stop, Carrefour's hardware department.



*Hui showing me the new door knob that I will be needing if break mine ( final option).

After checking out the price for a new door knob (at least I know how much is my maximum penalty, RM12.90), we headed right back to Cyberia for the next big project.
Nick gave me a few options on how I should handle the project for I will be making the final call....

1. Try using a card.
2. Break the knob.


* Nick showing off his talent in house breaking (By the way, Nick is not as fat as you can see here....he is just "husky") hahahahahahahahaha



* First choice = Failed....A minute of silence for one of my best friend......My ATM card and also my debit card


After several "First Choice" attempts, sadly we decided to move on to the second option........



*Finally...........................................

The End.

FINAL WEEKEND IN P.J.

My training period will be over soon. For the last weekend I went back to Cyberjaya to move some of my stuff before I migrate there completely. Yeu (my housemate) wanted to follow me for he himself has never been anywhere near Cyberjaya. He even offered to drive me there......apparently I happily agreed with him because the petrol price is currently RM1.62 per litre....hahaha


*My driver for the day


First stop Cyberia. After moving my stuff to cousin's place, second stop THE COAST in Alamanda. Makan Minum, Makan Minum.



* Free meal again.....hahahaha


The next day....Kun and I were at 'Chili's'.......It had been awhile since we last drank there.



* Those were the days........drink now, worry bout the bills later....


Finally, dinner with Boon......and there was my final weekend in P.J.



*Boon busy ordering for us......we took this opportunity to snap shots.

MY BROTHER MY FRIEND.........

My best buddy who will listen to all my nagging and troubles. He will be my sandbag whenever I feel like hitting someone. He will be my remote control if my hands weren't long enough to reach for it. He will be my maid when I am hunger for instant noodles. Ladies and gentlemen...I present to you....MY BROTHER.



*5 years back....we were enjoying life at the beach which was then struck by tsunami...

We had our ups and downs....I will never ever stop loving him ( he took all my coins collection, all my toys, rides my bike out ILLEGALLY, asking for candy money from me, uses my room as his gym...any many many more....).



*We grew up to be fine gentleman.....Papa will be extremely proud of his seeds....hehehe

KARAOKE SESSION WITH A BUNCH OF NEW FOUND FRIENDS

First of all, I would like to stress out that the actual pronunciation for the word 'karaoke' is something like 'carrie o qi' and NOT 'ka la o k'......

Back to the story line. I was invited to the Curve by the MIS peps for a farewell party held for Goh (also a trainee) and I due to our departure at end of this month.....how nice of them.....
Before any celebration, Goh and I were stuck in a traffic jam for almost an hour and a half. Traffic lights took the blame for the mishap.


* I was told by an aunty that the situation was exactly the same in the morning. Where are all the traffic personals?

After a while, I was able to solve the mystery for all the missing traffic personals. They might be at home or any nearest station voting for their beloved idol.


* The Grand Finale was aired on the very same day.

At last.......Goh and I made it to the Curve. The ladies were all fed and singing away merrily to their selected tunes.

* They will do anything to get their picture taken....hahaha.....

*Goh and I were having the time of our life drinking......free flow....FREEEEEEE

* This bugger right here is Wilson.....I named him 'The Singing Buddha'. He looks like the Lord Buddha in this picture don't you think so? But deep down inside...he is nothing like the Lord....hahahaha face only look alike.

Finally, I would like to thank all those ladies and guys who made this farewell party such a success....Emmy, Cystal, Elaine, Mei Cheng, Ellen, Mei Fong, Wilson and "BEST FRIEND"......hmmm....oh ya...never forgetting Goh (Always the last but never the least).

* Final shot by Elaine before we head home......( I think Goh is trying to dig in my ass for some cheap thrill......hahahaha kidding).

Happy Man.......

I was having a thought on how should a 'Happy Man' lead a life. After doing some interviews and research, in a nutshell, I conclude that..................I AM INDEED A HAPPY MAN.


*First of all, having a wonderful life companion is all I could ever ask for.

Family does play an important part in my 'Happy Man' process.
Sorry I ran out of the latest photos about my family for I haven't been home for quite sometime now. Will be going back once my industial training is over.

The last but never the least.......


*A dog named 'Pinky'. She was totally pink the first time I got her, but now she has spots all over and I suspect that she has a terrible......terrible skin infection.

SELF INTRODUCTION

Just a typical 22 year old. Wandering and seaching for the true meaning of life.


*seeking NIRVANA at shopping mall....seriously dedicated...look what I did to my hair.

There is nothing I love more than to drink. (Not pepsi or sprite) Something different from the one that you can get from the school canteen.

* Those cigarettes weren't mine. I am a saint as I told you before....hahahaha

To get rid of the extra pound, I do a little bit of sports once in a while.

* I was infected with elephantitis...look how big my legs were...now that I am cured..I left the team and joined the ballet group.

NEW SHOES...................

KitKit was dying for a new set of shoes. Right after I got my new camera (Sony Cybershot DSC-S40), we went on a quest to get him his new pair. (Kids nowadays very mafan - troublesome).


*KitKit : hahaha I think i found one.......
(KitKit aka "The Little Devil" is the one in red with a "durian" on his head. Papa just looking around and was having some last words with his beloved credit cards......hahahaha......)

At last he found one to his liking. He will be dumping away the one (Adidas Superstar ~ Made in Korea) I bought for him for this ahpek-oldman shoes.


*KitKit with his trademark devilish smile.


*KitKit and his new found friends, Mr and Mrs Bonia. Ignore those hairy legs......NOT MINE....

The End.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

Do you have any childhood memories? I do.....and i would like to share it with you. Have you ever wonder how your life would turn out to be without childhood? Good or bad,..... the end result will show. Let me show you mine....but as far as I am concern, my childhood had been a good one....


*being a 2 year-old, i loved beaches already. (forget about the tongue....guess i was trying to taste whether the air is as salty as the water i just drank)



*i got my first bike when i was 3. Not really the one i was hoping for(how i wish i could get a car instead of a bike.....)



*picture was taken when i was 4...check out my JieJie's hair....coconut to the MAX...hahaha but i like it that way...guess Papa was having a bad hair day as well.

***more to come on the end result of the self-proclaimed GOOD childhood that I had***