Reality Check.........

Is it really that difficult to be a celebrity? Let me give you guys an example and some analysis on facts and myths.........one of the hottest asian star recently, Rain. What does he has that I don't? or let me put it this way........What do I have that he doesn't. Let us proceed.









A pair of legs, arms, ears and eyes.
Rain: Complete
Bogus9394: Complete

Language Spoken.
Rain: Koren, English(I doubt that)
Bogus9394: Chinese, English & Malay (See I am on a better edge)

Singing Talent.
Rain: Best album in asia
Bogus9394: Whenever I sing it is a blessing....cause always rain....

Acting Talent.
Rain: Been in several korean drama and won best actor award.
Bogus9394: Put me in a film then I show you...........

Physique:
Rain: Solid chest, 6-pack abs, nice toned arms
Bogus9394: 2 nen nen, 4-pack abs + 1 spare motor tyre.

Height:
Rain: 5 feet 11 inches
Bogus 9394: 6 feet - 6 inches

Popularity
Rain: Popular throughout Asia and the U.S.
Bogus9394: Those who are reading this.......hahaha.....read my blog sure knows me la

Hot Ride:
Rain: Mercedes c200, Porche, BMW x5
Bogus9394: BMW (Buatan Malaysia Wira)


Conclusion: Every guy would like to be like Rain........BUT NOT ME......since Rain is doing so freaking good, then I wanna be STORM instead......before I start thinking of how incompetent am I compared to this Rain fella I better stop blogging on this topic for the time being. This is to avoid myself from falling into a depression mood and later stuff myself with Char Siew Pau and choke myself to death.







* Rain did this pose and wonder which girl he will hook up with after that. I did this pose and wonder which client will call me first tomorow to choke me. Next time I will ask my son to be a rock star................at least I can tumpang glamour.