Airline Meals.......

Due to my extremely burdening schedule, my blog has been neglected of late.....loads and loads of assignments to complete, final exam next weekend while busy juggling all those with my daily work in the office.



On my last encounter with Air Asia I decided to try out their snack...partly because I was starving....comparing it with the MAS where beer and wine come for free, Air Asia being the cheaper flight (my liking) decided to charge those on board for even a drop of water........






* From the display, it looks appetizing..........wahhhh satays included.......can't wait.......





* Mystery solved........another trick from the marketing chapter.......where did all the anchovies come from???

I don't mind being treated like a retard this time around but having heard the late news last night, the EPF is denying the allegation of wrongfully abusing the fund....I hope they're not lying with their eyes wide open.......knn punya agency........jangan tipu sama gua.......

* Never lie to the bald mobster.............now you may kiss my ring~~ TGIF peps...

Keep Walking.........

This post is a favour to a friend whom I forgot to invite to the wedding......hehehe....my bad my bad.......luckily I found something on Johnnie Walker.....

I was asked to blog about my buddies and the drink...hhmmm....not easy....(Pictures taken at least 3-4 years ago) Luckily I found something related to JW.....



* When you're down and unwell..........




* or planning for something really crazy.....you'll be glad to have a bunch of monkeys sharing the exact interest.......




* Nothing is better than catching up and having a drink together with your buddies.... (when we were young, a bottle of this was like buying a bar of pure GOLD......) not cheap not cheap....




* and we had it for dinner...........not poor, not poor at all.....




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Dear M.K.,
Did I post it correctly???

BBQ with The Sims........

Another gathering with the Sims a week after my wedding...........the agenda? BBQ at my tiny residence......



* Chicken, sausages, meat balls, bell peppers etc.......




* Cousin Sim and gf.......




* Cousin Sim and gf.....




* Cousin Sim and Cousin Sim.........Girlfriends outstation.......




* Liquor all around.......on the host.....drink drank drunk.....




* Talked about the ol' days.....laughing at our childhood misdeeds....what a way to chill on a Saturday night.....




* Beer, tequila, whisky, wine......spin spin spin.........had a great time..thanks guys....check out the tan on my arm......I am in serious need of whitening cream.....Enjoy your work week peps......

Surviving Bali.....~ Part2

'Babi Guling Ibu Oka'.....PW said another MUST eat dish during the trip....Even the angmo battled the crazy heat just to have a taste of this balinese delicacy.......I have no freaking idea why was I told to line up for more than an hour for this plate of 'Siew Yuk Fan'.....not a big fan of pork neither......to be franked, it was like eating a hell lot of chilies and shit.....YUKS!!!!! Those who love it either have zero tastebud or really in love with SHIT!!!...and YES that bad, that HOT. Guys will experience menstruation shitting the next day.....





* Guling my ass la guling.....eat chicken rice better......KNS.....

* Yet another temple.....

* and another!!!!.....then I asked my chauffeur, "How come so many temples?"....and he duly replied, "Ohhhh Bali is the island of a THOUSAND TEMPLES"....... KNNCCB how come no one tell me this before???? walauehhhhhh I go shaolin better la.........




* Shouldn't have come here bald.......check out those dead dudes behind me......also BALD....




* Tanah Lot........another sunset destination.......and also another temple....




* These people must be really crazy about sunset....thousands flocked the sea just for a glimpse of yet another sunset.....hehehe including me.....




* Ahhhhhh this is edible......recommended...at least PW got one correct.....'DirtyDuck'.....actually deep fried...due to the origin of the restaurant, a genius decided to name it in such a way.....nyum nyum......




* When you order BBQ pork rib, they'll serve you with a foot long of pork rib.....pigs really do come cheap in Bali hor??




* After checking out temple of by sea, temple on a mountain, temple by the roadside and temple by the lake,.....I present to you.....Temple in a cave......'Goa Gajah'....the cave is smaller than my bedroom...can you believe it?? hahahaha ridiculous....


* Another temple....can't even remember the name......they come in bulks.....hahahaha




* This lunch was good....chill weather...just like Cameron Highlands.....lunch by the volcano....still active yo......




* The chauffeur drove an hour to bring me to a paddy plantation....hahaha all I need to do is to drive north for 10 minutes from home to check those out.....those westerners have never seen paddy before....they took pictures and treated it as the 8th wonders of the world.....hahaha SHAN PA ANG MO......




* My driver........too bad muzeum TUTUP........I love muzeums.......huhuhu....




* The most sought souvenir in Bali.....NOT the dolphins la......




* Nahhhh this one.....hand made dildos........hahahaha No idea how they came out with such an idea.....Did I buy any of those????




* Neah.........PW said giraffes are another MUST buy item.... PW: "Everyone comes to Bali will buy these giraffes"..... Me: "SURE BOR???"......PW: "Sure la....internet said so"......I ended up buying 3 useless piece of craft which serve no purpose whatsoever and placed it in the living room.....did I mention, I didn't even see a single soul with giraffes on my way back??? hahaha Kena Tipu Liao.......Bali sucked big time...don't waste your money....go China better....no kidding.....

Surviving Bali.....~ Part1

Flew off to Bali a day after the wedding.....In order to control our budget, PW and I opted for a more affordable honeymoon....After being delayed TWICE by Air Asia before departure, we reached the resort island at around 10pm.

Tired, hungry and frustrated.....we headed to the nearest restaurant upon checking in.



* A hungry young lady anxiously awaiting her meal to be served.....




* Bintang Beer........my other companion throughout the trip.....




* Got up the next day.....walk around the hotel and headed to the infamous Kuta....(Please be warned that the hotel breakfast in Bali inedible)




* Memorial for the Bali blasts years ago.....1st blast in October 2002, 2nd blast in October 2005.....and I stood there on October 2008......




* Basically I summed up my shopping on the very first day of the trip.....JieJie insisted I should have got more of those......




* Sunshine boy burnt by the sun......the beach is similiar to the one in Penang just with larger waves...nothing special.....another victim to the travel brochures....




* After several hours strolling along Kuta, I took a nap at the lobby while awaiting my tour agent (PW) to arrange a chauffeur to drive me around town for the next 3 days.....(transport doesn't come cheap in Bali)




* First stop, Garuda something something........can't remember those lengthy names.




* My head was so hot, eventually you could cook an egg on it........




* Uluwatu.....I think the spelling is correct.....the view there is simply stunning....too bad for those damn monkeys....luckily didn't steal anything from me else I'll be having fried monkeys for dinner....




* If I were to pee from the top, do you think my urine will reach the sea before I'm done??? hhmmmmmm........




* Another Bintang by the sea......uhhhhhh..........




* PW said dining here is a MUST........food not too bad, price very very bad......




* While you're chewing away, the sun will set right in front of you.......haih...I told PW the sunset is the same in Seberang Jaya la.....hahahaha.....
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To be continued..........

Wedding Reception..........

The main event has finally arrived.....the wedding reception in Syuen......right after the tea ceremony, I rushed to the hotel for a final rehearsal or should I say, the ONLY rehearsal.....



* Keeping it simple and cost friendly...........




* Right after the rehearsal, I saw TengHui and Karlson already at the reception.......both were shocked to see me in casual.....Oi Wedding Cancel ar????? hahaha actually I forgot to bring my shoes and shirt over to the hotel......JieJie took the effort to rush home and get it for me....appreciate that....




* Carl and gang were reluctant to release their angpao seeing me in such attire.....they requested for a confirmation that the wedding is still on before handing their cash to me......better safe than sorry......hahahaha




* The ballroom....BEFORE




* and AFTER.......




* The Gans came all the way from the south......thanks for coming.




* Registration......wahhh crowded.....sorry for I had to lock the ballroom before the arrival of the floor plan......luckily they made it right on time




* KitKit and I......Black and White........observe my brown shoes.....




* HaiNick said it doesn't suit my coat.....therefore he asked those wearing white to meet me at the lobby and try out something white........hehehe thanks to KennyGoh for the shoes.....




* The grand entrance.....all crews and cameraman are my buddies...all FOC....hehehe...thanks guys......




* The march......luckily MWai didn't freak out..........




* The ballroom worth paying for........not too bad not too bad......




* I didn't even get the chance to eat and change..........




* Busy running the show.....everyone awaiting for my cue......it will be embarassing if I can't even manage my own wedding......luckily the HengTais reserved something for me to chew after the dinner.......else pengsan liao...




* 2nd showdown............




* KNN cake also taller than me...........should've ask them to lower the table and place the cake on the floor.......blocked all my view.....




* Luckily can POP.......else sia sui....hahahahaha......talent needed yo.....




* YUMMMMMM SINGGGGGGGG..............MWai and MeiMei facing the wrong side of the crowd.....




* PW and I were ask to kiss as the crowd creates chiming sound with their glasses and spoons.......take a look at MeiMei behind us.....




* She stood there staring throughout the entire session......hahahaha....stunned and speechless......




* Next up......a song for my bride........




* If out of tune then sorry la....long time no jam.....hahaha.....my bad my bad.....




* And then, the band leader requested for the HengTais to be on the stage...........Hai Shue and HaiKun leading the pack......thanks to HaiShue for leading all the guys...hahaha see Shue....got la....




* They kept coming......




* and coming........




* Until........around 40 of them were on stage......few more remainded below to record the event.........hahahaha




* Si Nei..........Tor Mor Wan Hing Tiek Mou Kong..............




* KNS I wasn't expecting this.....can't even play the correct note......hahahaha.....




* When the band requested us to sing a chinese hit, luckily 1 of us know the song....else damn sia sui...what do you expect from a bunch of bananas? Pisang Gorengssssssss la.....




* A toast........HaiNick said good thing comes in two!!!! Luckily Papa downed one for me....ngek ngek ngek




* Table per table...walauehhhhhhh Liquor-God also tapau la.......




* I have to make a confession......the Remy Martin that I drank that night.........it was TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha GOTCHA!!!!!! sei mei.....hahahahaha




* Time for group photo...........it's a bird? it's a plane? no it's.......nothing there la....tiuu....hahaha




* Guess who puked that night??? hahahaha TWICE!!!!! hahahaha......




* From 12 to 5.....ShuffleKing and gf MIA.........thanks for coming guys.....OKUI JIAK SAI LA!!!!




* Saying goodbye to the guests............luckily Haziq didn't faint during the delay.........too much photos to upload.....I'll burn the video and pictures....will distribute it in due time...




* KNS the gang took group photo without me......hahahaha thanks for all the help guys.....I am now the president of LouChan Society.....who wanna be next????




* Hehehe Papa and I will have a long chat.....food okay?? environment okay?? crowd good??................the bill who wanna pay ar??? hehehe Sharing in caring......Let's talk this over......ngek ngek ngek...