Durians Durians Durians........

PW: Hey I saw something on my way to work.
Bogus9394: What?
PW: Duriansssssss
Bogus9394: Walauehh.....(I don't fancy them....its like putting a piece of dung in your mouth)
PW: You know what?
Bogus9394: How many you want?
PW: TWO
Bogus9394: Okay..........


The rest was history.....the lovely leather smell in my car.....GONE......replaced with the smell of these so called king of fruits.....walauehhh....



* The exact direction PW gave me earlier....right beside the road....




* Boss you pilih best best punya.......kalau best esok aku mai lagi (obviously lying to him la.....once is bad enough)




* Ishhh.......busuk busuk.......if you think that's bad, try opening them....it's like tearing open a porcupine from the ass.....




* Nahhhh......which monkey came out with the idea by calling it a FRUIT???




* While I sucked on to my bleeding thumb, PW chewed on to her beloved delicacy.....I saw Andrew Zimmern ate cow's cock, chicken testicles, pig's eye etc......he puked while trying to swallow the DURIAN....imagine that....

* And lastly.....I'll be expecting a baby GIRL........so people, the theme colour is PINK.....I repeat...PINK....hehehehe....imagine having your dad exposing your private part to the world even before you're born......I think my daughter will hate me when she learns how to read....hahaha enjoy the long break ahead...I'll be home revising for my exam this Sunday........

Live to Work or Work to Live???

I was travelling quite abit last week....full of appointments.....As I reached KL an hour too early for my appointment, I ordered breakfast to chew while enjoying the mad rush hour view in the central (this is one reason why I left KL).....jam here jam there...rush here rush there.....



* The breakfast cost RM20.....WTF...this is the 2nd reason why I left........


Met with my old colleagues from CSC for lunch.....Wilson came all the way just for the lunch......appreciate it....Emmy and gang is doing good too.....Suprisingly I met S.Hann there.....an eventful noon I should say......




* Since I'm on a very tight schedule, I decided to meet up with HaiNick for brunch the next day (he has the most flexible work schedule known to man.....not forgetting his fat pay cheque....how much? He drives a new 5-series at 26.....go figure)




* Being too long in the 'Kampung', I entertained myself with the touch screen directory in the mall.....I gave up all the high-end malls in KL and exchanged it with the AhBeng-packed malls in Penang.....nvm give and take......hahaha




* With all these food on the table....I was lucky HaiNick paid.......RM100 also not enough for 2....walauehhh....my lunch money for 2 weeks already....thank you thank you....




* Some people get to fly here and there......but most of the time, I get to drive from dusk....

* Till dawn..............Kena speed trap pulak...haih worked for nothing........luckily I had some smallchange....else ngek ngek ngek.....buta~

* Nothing beats my spaghetti and salad on Sunday at home......Happy working people......I'll disclose the gender of my baby on the next post....hehehe start saving my presents ya....

Wrong Person for The Job.......

Since 'MoanDay' is coming.....I'll start the week with an important piece of advice to all my working buddies.....Being in the software business for 3 years, I've got to know that software and hardware are totally different.

Always get the right person for the job. You'll screw up big time if you try to milk a tiger....or get an elephant to plough your land....below is an example of a mismatch.



* This is a typical software guy.........




* He injured his thumb while trying to lift the server aka HARDWARE.....




* Another process with hardware...........




* Another finger injured.........

* Work smart...don't screw up.....have a great week ahead people......

Shopping is NOT a hobby......

Time to cut down on luxury expenses....as I was checking out MSN status out of boredom, I saw HaiKun's message to quit credit cards.....It got me thinking as well.....Don't get me wrong....I don't have any credit card debt.......just that the more you have, the more spendious you'll become due to the offer and discounts.......damn I love shopping.....if only it could be counted as a hobby....

My credit card bills have dropped from an average of 2k a month to only about RM500....well, this is also because I cut down on my social expenses.....no new clothes for myself......I'm not suppose to blog tonight but I've been waiting for the launching of the new Proton Exora since 9:15pm.....alot of people taking their minutes of fame crapping live on air.....show me the car already you farkers..........ahhhhh saw it at last an hour later......stupid program.....1 hour on cock talking while 10 minutes on the car.....



* Crazy banks is so consistent in sending me cards.....knn never apply also can come.....




* SNAP SNAP SNAP~~~~~




* SNAP somemore.......

* Dear Hai Kun.....this is what quiting is all about...after this, you can try the privileges of the Platinum....hahahaha

Fatherly Love........

PW is now 4 and 1/2 months pregnant.....Half way through the pregnancy.....hmmm.....Being a first time dad....I did what I could to ensure that everything is in good hands.....even early education...yea as early as this.....

I bought some CDs with classical music from Mozart, Beethoven, Bach etc.....I read it somewhere from the internet...saying that such music would stimulate the bb's mind......I don't buy original stuff too often yo.....



* I hate this kinda music........luckily I'm not the one listening to it.....hahahaha




* Ultrasound picture taken on week 13.........




* This would be from week 16.......by this month end I would be able to confirm the gender......lil missy or junior??? wanna bet on the gender??? come come.........




* Can see the lil fella crossing legs???

* Baby waiving hello.....fingers checked.....1, 2, 3, 4 & 5......good count good count......Boy or Girl??? hehehe

Ching Ming.........

ChingMing is the chinese version of all souls' day.....we pay our respect to our ancestors on this very day.....this year, I decided to stay in Penang again instead of going back to Ipoh......I'll pay my respect to my beloved paternal grandpa on my next trip home....better late than never.....



* The early go-ers.......




* Everyone was hyped over the fake-marlboro Cousin Eu bought.....seriously no 'copyright' reserved.....




* One of them even tried to entertain the dead by smoking throught his nose.....unbelievable....




* Another prayer at Grandma's home.......Since one of the cousins planned for a simple get-together dinner, JieJie decided to tag along.......




* JieJie just couldn't slow down at 8 months pregnant.....she'll be going to Singapore the following week......

* Another moment of bliss with my lovely nephew..........

* Can you spot the dining at the left hand corner???

* Great view.........great crowd.........great time.........

* When I was young, I remember dinner time with the family has always been a must.....you can skip breakfast, lunch or tea....but dinner....better think twice.........

* Back to work tomorrow........busy busy week ahead....sien sien siennnnnnn.......

Ninja Turtle.......

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Heroes in a hard shell........I recently bought this from Mudah.com when I saw someone selling the exact model that I used to have, I can still remember the day when Papa took me to the toy store and let me select my own toy.....I was 7...it was a reward from my first report card...No. 2 (standard 1)...hehehe...

Things took another turn when KitKit grew up.....having a lil brother at home means he'll eventually get ALL YOUR TOYS......My poor turtle was torn apart....the fella even break the 'Hard Shell' into 2.....walauehhh...I've never seen my turtle again....till last week.....



* Raphael.......




* Yea yea........hehehehe




* I used to shower with the turtle.......too bad can't do it now...else PW will yell like mad.......

* I park it along with my prized asset.......enjoy you weekend people~~~