Humorous or Lack of Intelligence???

I received these interesting pictures several months ago....it kept me thinking......all these could not have been a work of a Malaysian as all the messages were written in English.......so no harm sharing.........

* Ridiculous.....sexist sexist.................

* Extreme insects lover................

* Sarcastic Warning...............

* A thoughtful Zoo Keeper.........

* A Janitor with an extreme sense of humor..........

Obviously being a developed state, we developed an urge to copy those westerners........ Check out our very own version of silly messages............

* Masyarakat Penyayang...........

And lately, I found one while I was at my client's factory......I guess their boss has a brain as big as a pea.......or just.....he had a brain.......

* MUST COLLECT THE ATTENDANCE SHEET ONLY DURING EMERGENCY........pure stupidity.......When the factory is on fire, everyone will be running like mad and screaming for help.....if you get to see a person yelling something like: "GET THE ATTENDANCE!!!" <- That's the Boss......

Mandarin Oriental..................

Drove all the way from Penang to Klang. Need to attend a wedding near KLCC but went all the way to Klang to visit PW's Uncle......haih.....I should get a plane for all these trips......Who's wedding was it? I've got no idea.......PW's dad has 11 siblings all together....PW doesn't even know all her cousins......I just went there for the exposure and the food.......show face nia la......Ipoh's Mascot ma....



* The Lobby seems nice but the parking space sucks.........got a flat rate of RM8 for a freaking parking space......wtf?????

* The layout was impressive....check out the chandelier.....nice??

* 8-layered cake.......I doubt anyone is gonna eat it.....what a waste.....what a waste.....

* Titanic screen......I was about to request them to switch to the sports channel.......MU vs Boro.....

* Tableware setting seems to be impressive too....look at those rose petals sprinkled on the dining table......I wonder how much these idiots paid for this unnesessary decor.....

* Did I mention that I was freaking hungry at that moment? And the only edible item available at that time was this chocky cake which looks more like a fermented piece of ****.......no comment on the taste.....

* Damn.......almost 8.30pm and not even started yet......you don't keep Tan Sri Dato Dr. Bogus waiting for so freaking long........

* AT LAST......FOOD....FOODDDDDDDDD..........average tasting but impressive presentation.....

Drove all the way back to Ipoh right after dinner......it was around 2 in the morning by the time I reached home......took a 6 hours nap and got up to spend some quality time with MengWai....hehehe coincidentally JieJie and JieFu came back for a dinner in Ipoh.......Too bad KitKit was in Melacca attending a Rave party for IDIOTS........

* Tug of War with MengWai's bolster.......

* Papa was trying to teach MengWai as what he did to us 20 years ago....using the same ol' book by Ladybird......I could still remember those days when I used to get a knock on my head for my careless mistakes......should have gotten myself a helmet last time.......

* Off to Penang once more....................

My Beloved Duo......

One on my left and the other on my right.....My beloved nephew and niece. Ever since KitKit grew up to be a giant, I couldn't even remember those days when we had a baby in the house. Now with the arrival of MengWai and MeiMei, our home is once again filled with cries and laughter.......They are growing up so fast.....MeiMei is learning to walk and the best of all....MengWai started calling me AHKU aka Uncle......huh huh huh...how touching...I waited more than 2 years for that........



* MengWai is beginning to learn how to pose just like I do......




* The only music in the house......MeiMei's Yelling and MengWai's Keyboard Hammering Skill......LOVELY LOVELY......




* Papa teaching his grandchildren to page him whenever they need him.....




* Mama sharing a moment with her grandchildren and their lanterns......




* Always my favourite...........how I wish I live nearer to them instead of 500km apart......


I would rather cancel all the appointments in Ipoh just to spend more time with them. You'll never know what will they be up to..........




* See what I was trying to say?? only 2 and 1/2 years old......acting like a king.....HEAVENLY HEAVENLY.....will be meeting them in 2 days.......YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Weekend in Melacca........

Had a very tiring weekend. All the way down to Melacca for my company's monthly meeting. Right after work on Friday a bunch of us drove all the way to A'Farmosa resort to avoid the hectic schedule the following day. I must first thank JieJie and Jiefu for the clean place to crash.

Some of us got too excited as it was their first ever sleep over outstation trip. As usual, 'most' of them started to cam-whore at every single opportunity.

* I never thought the balcony could be such a tempting place to get your picture taken...

* Since I was passing by, I posed accordingly......I called this the 'ARMPIT POSE'....impressive? You don't get that everyday.....

* Makan-time is always the best..........food was slightly below par but the company was delightful........

The unofficial agenda starts right after the dinner. Everyone headed to the Jonker Street aka pasar malam. I do fancy the warmth environment, friendly shopkeepers smiling, old folks dancing, the same ol' coconut guy poking the coconut at 9.30pm.....a great place for a stroll after meal....

* Since I was on a very tight budget for this trip, I occupied my time checking out what others have bought............hhhmmmm....nice~~~~

* Next stop, Satay Celup......non-recommended!!! First of all, I have to queue up and waited for about 20minutes before given a seat.....I DON'T LIKE WAITING FOR MY FOOD.....personally, I would prefer instant noodle to whatever they were serving that night....once again let me stress my point....I DON'T LIKE WAITING FOR MY FOOD!!!!

* Last stop for the night, Sunshine Bar......it should be a momentous event......Payperview show, as everyone was waiting for it...don't believe me? check out the 2 uncles on the right...even they were ready to rock that night. BUT....due to the only bad seating available, we left early. Haih...potong steam...the very first time I went to a club without consuming a drop of beer.....can you believe it? I really did make it!!!!!! I QUIT DRINKING....hahahahaha

* Since I was nothing near any hangover the next day, I took sometime off to cam-whore myself...thanks to Gwen for the picture.....A trip like this might be tiring but well worth for the time spent together with my comrades....mind the guy beside me...he was trying to fit in as the background aka flower pot.....

Everyone seems to be excited about the prospect of having the next meeting elsewhere.......NON of those were as excited as this particular guy in the company......He might be the oldest among us but his level of excitement has reached a point of no return......he turned to a child.....

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* Carl can't hide his enthusiasm anymore......mind me, I was at least 30 feet away from this horrendous act of insanity. Walking away and trying hard not to be related to him in whatsoever way just in case the others might think that we are of the same group.....take no risk.....

Pilot Sucks in Giving Directions......

Rob dropped by for a visit last weekend. Being a greenhorn, he has been giving directions like a veteran pilot. To be really frank with you guys, pilots suck in giving direction. What can we expect, the only road sign they've ever encountered with would be those signs from the airports saying 'Welcome' and 'See you again'. I had my experience with one lousy route tutor.


Bogus9394: Where are you staying?
Rob: Ferringhi
Bogus9394: Which part?
Rob: Before the hill road.
Bogus9394: How to get there?
Rob: You drive straight till you pass Tg. Bungah. Then make a left turn.
Bogus9394: Anything I should look out for?
Rob: Ohhh...got construction site nearby........


Get what I mean? No road sign, no landmark, nothing given and it was 10 at night.....didn't I tell you it was raining as well? Damn those pilot cadets............but anyway, I was born to drive....Rob was lucky, unliked him I was given a sense of direction by God. I made it to his place and we found ourselve a cozy cafe to catch up.



* Weird choice for a drink.......I still could not figure out how they sorted those beverages....Julia Roberts is nothing near watermelon nor honeydew....they should have put Pam Anderson instead......What does LeeHom has to do with MILK????




* Cheap Jing on the left, Jin Jing on the right.......



Piece of advice: Next time when you board a plane and hear something like, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is you captain speaking...." If it sounds like Rob, JUMP OFF THE PLANE!!!!!!!!

Man vs Food........

It was another regular working Thursday, Gwen invited all of us for a meal in Tao Autocity (We didn't actually force her to do it). The agenda was to celebrate her certification as a consultant. To be frank, it was my first time there....the bill seems to be pretty high for my standard looking to the fact that I'm currently or always seem to be needing. I was talking about cash.



* The entrance......Nice layout ya......what's with that blue shoe?



* Don't get drunk here. You'll never know when are you gonna fall......


Back to the topic of Man vs Food. Nicus (the one in stripes/3rd from the left) wanted to challenge the nature of 'wasabi'. I've never really tried that before but I bet it tasted like dung.....



* The Hero has no idea what he got himself into........



* Green tea ice cream with a hell lot of 'wasabi' in other word 'SHIT'




* All Heroes die young.........

* Get the point???? Don't try this at home.......

* I need to express my gratitude to Gwen for the wonderful meal.......Anything FREE is fine with me.......

* Finally a groupie before leaving............

The Hazard of Over Drinking...............

At about the stroke of midnight yesterday I got a suprise message from L** ***k ***k. She was babbling about something really ermm....I should say WEIRD.......even from her first message I could tell that she was seriously DRUNK.......check it out yourself (No Names Mentioned....guess la!!!! hahahaha)


p**k* says:
wayne...am i a most prettiest gal in s'pore ?

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
watttttttttttttttt????

p**k* says:
i don't think the rest can be more pretty than me lor...
p**k* says:
i'm so drunk

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
i know....without a doubt u r so freaking drunk
@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
hahahaha

p**k* says:
everytime when i drunk only i can feel like i'm the prettiest gal in s'pore

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
keep on drinking...dont let the effect stop

p**k* says:
wht do u think about me ?
p**k* says:
m i ?
p**k* says:
leng lui not ?

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
leng la leng la

p**k* says:
don't so yeng chao...answer properly...

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
lengggggg

p**k* says:
last time when i was in ipoh i know i'm the prettiest tht's why i come to s'pore
p**k* says:
no challenger anymore at ipoh

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
keep on drinking gal

p**k* says:
wht keep asking me to drink ?
p**k* says:
come la we drink together
p**k* says:
after tht u r the most leng chai in ipoh and penang
p**k* says:
n i m the most prettiest gal in ipoh n s'pore
p**k* says:
wayne wayne

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
hahaha l** ***k ***k i think u need to hit the bed liao....
@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
when you're sober i'll let u know wat u asked me today in my blog


p**k* says:
wei..lim wayne wayne
p**k* says:
am i leng lui ?

@@@BoGuS@@@ says:
very leng....the most lenglui in singapore, Ipoh and some say KL


* Never login to the MSN when you're drunk!!!!!

Angkasawan aka Angkasa1

At last, the day 'most' Malaysian has been waiting for. Our very first space tourist opss...I meant our very first astronaut.....I can't really understand the actual purpose of this trip and I could never think of one neither. But anyhow, I would like to wish that guy all the best......






* This was our Rocket......to be more precise, Rented Rocket.....





* BLAST OFF!!!!!!!




* High and dry......the exact term for all the taxes I've paid.......





* See the dude on the left, a future Dato' upon his return.....don't believe? Wanna bet?





* The white guy on the right was saying something about hatch, shuttle, orbit etc......I don't think the one who asked could understand shit to what he was trying to say.

* Those 2 dudes on the right were the one asking questions.....well done guys. Finally we have an astronaut to call our own but please try not to waste anymore of my taxes on similar launching anymore ok?

Malaysia Boleh!!!! Proud to be a Malaysian...........

My Big Day.................

8th of October 2007. No word to describe....you guys check out the pictures and I guess you can figure it out.....The procedures were simple, get yourself to the nearest marriage registrar.



* You just hope all you need is a single visit.....(2nd visit are meant for divorce...choi!!!!)




* (Checklist, Identity cards, cash and be sure to get a queue number..(if your officer is a lady then you're in luck. If its a guy then sorry..they tend to shake their balls for an extra 30 minutes before they actually start work)

* Everyone ready........(Thanks to JieFu for being a such professional photographer)

* Me: Shoot me a marriage recipe
Papa: Wife should be half blind and the husband half deaf

* Spent sometime for my final pose as a bachelor......HELL YEAH!!!!!!

* I wasn't paying any attention to the master of ceremony.....busy cam-whoring....

* Focus, Focus.......I thought I heard the guy saying something about money....hmmm.......

* Me: Don't worry la Pa....this is not a contract. No property reduction la.

Papa: hehehe

* WHAT HAVE I DONE.............too late for a U-turn.....




* Can fit bor??? I wear it myself faster la........

* The in-laws.........

* What have I gotten myself into? NOOOOOOOOO........This wasn't part of the plan....HELL NO!!!!!!

* Another member of the family.......(Kitkit absence was due to his Final Exam....BRO DON'T FAIL YOUR EXAM ON MY BIG DAY!!!)

***ANOTHER CHAPTER OF MY LIFE***

Thank you all for the best wishes........................