Thursday, October 18, 2007

Pilot Sucks in Giving Directions......

Rob dropped by for a visit last weekend. Being a greenhorn, he has been giving directions like a veteran pilot. To be really frank with you guys, pilots suck in giving direction. What can we expect, the only road sign they've ever encountered with would be those signs from the airports saying 'Welcome' and 'See you again'. I had my experience with one lousy route tutor.


Bogus9394: Where are you staying?
Rob: Ferringhi
Bogus9394: Which part?
Rob: Before the hill road.
Bogus9394: How to get there?
Rob: You drive straight till you pass Tg. Bungah. Then make a left turn.
Bogus9394: Anything I should look out for?
Rob: Ohhh...got construction site nearby........


Get what I mean? No road sign, no landmark, nothing given and it was 10 at night.....didn't I tell you it was raining as well? Damn those pilot cadets............but anyway, I was born to drive....Rob was lucky, unliked him I was given a sense of direction by God. I made it to his place and we found ourselve a cozy cafe to catch up.



* Weird choice for a drink.......I still could not figure out how they sorted those beverages....Julia Roberts is nothing near watermelon nor honeydew....they should have put Pam Anderson instead......What does LeeHom has to do with MILK????




* Cheap Jing on the left, Jin Jing on the right.......



Piece of advice: Next time when you board a plane and hear something like, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is you captain speaking...." If it sounds like Rob, JUMP OFF THE PLANE!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

lilo said...

hey i know him!! haha, was chatting with him like couple of weeks ago and never would have thought that he would turn from a creative multimedia faculty graduate to a AK pilot, haha :)
i think next time u wanna ask for direction, better to ask from cabin crews, since we are so good at telling guests where the lavatories, exit doors are haha :)

BOGUS said...

hahaha that bastard was my housemate......yea....got your point....i will never ask any direction from him ever again...