Is is for REAL????

I got an interesting mail forwarded to me today. Thought it might be informative to share. KFC Holdings, I think you guys have some explaination to do.....hehehe

***Mind the language (Just Copy & Paste)***

Hello everyone.

I have some interesting news. I was in Pizza Hut (Sunway Pyramid) yesterday and suddenly my friend showed me the bill. The bill contains normal things la (number of person, bill. number and what is ordered). But, what shocked me is that they had space called ' RACE ' .I guess since we were all wearing tudung, they labelled us as 0, which means MALAY. Later, when we went to pay and we had no service charge and no tax charge. Still in shock, I peeped into another bill in the counter. In that bill, under the race space, it was labelled as C (which I guess means Chinese). That bill had service and tax charges!!! I started investigating. One of my Sri Lankan friends was labelled as Indian it seems and she also had to pay service and tax charges a few weeks back. What I'm wondering is that does anyone know about this? I find it rather strange that they charge service and tax charge using race in Pizza Hut, out of all the places! WE SHOULD NOT GO EAT AT PIZZA HUT!





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Hmmm...I am sort of a big fan of Pizza Hut, can't comment on something I am not aware of. Will try to confirm the authenticity of the claim. Worst case, I'll just order a delivery. No problem with that...hehehe......
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Anyone gone throught that????? let me kaypo abit......If it's real then I guess they'll rate Eurasians as 'CC' hahahahahaha CHAM CHAM!!! hahaha

Random Shots.........

Let me show you some of the shots taken with my new toy. Kindly scroll down for your viewing pleasure.




* Since I am clearing the deposit with Syuen Hotel then by all means.......




* My stairs to glory in 9 months time.............




* Call me the wedding crasher.......with the SLR in hand, no one will query my attendance....




* Nice enough???




* Portrait also can.....mind the model.........amateur!!!! ish......

* A more professional model..........

* Best picture taken.................

A Strenuous Saturday.......

Attended my company's AGM in the morning. Then drove all the way to Batu Ferringhi to meet up with TengHui and then Annual dinner to wrap it up......It has been 2 years since we last met........TengHui and I were so close once, they thought we were gay......




* Till today he said I won the DJ competition because he didn't participate....hahahaha......Till we meet again dude......Just in case anyone mistaken - Seated Left = TengHui, Seated Right = Fern.....



Next, proceed to the company annual dinner by the beach.............



* Monkeys posing..............




* Trying to take a quality picture with Gil.........too bad Gwen decided to be the wallpaper.....

* Free Food = Good Food......

* My Team 2008.....abit retarted but still okay......

* Something for me to chew on......spaghetti, fried rice, smoked salmon, hotdogs, chicken salad, grill fish....all in 1 plate.....I tend to eat more during dinner....growing age ma......

* I was given a chance to adress the crowd........

* Looks more like a presidential campaign.........look out Pak Lah.....here comes your competitor...

* and I ended my speech with the long awaited trademark pose.........

* Carl had his time too.........he seemed to enjoy the event more than the rest....

* He didn't want to leave the resort........need security to get him down from the coconut tree.....

Best Map Ever........

I will be attending my company's annual dinner this coming Saturday in Batu Ferringhi, so a colleague of mine requested a map to the hotel from the event organizer. It was to everyone's astonishment when we saw the map.

A map that would put the Nokia N-series to shame.

A map that would make Google Earth looks like a drawing of a two year old.
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INFORMATION FROM THE MAP:
1. Sea is BLUE
2. Land is GREEN
3. Road is WHITE
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Additional Info: The Hotel is on the right-hand side of the road on your way up. If you screw up, DON'T WORRY. Kindly make a U-turn on the way down and the Hotel will be on your left.
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***To all my colleagues***
If anyone get to the place please give me a call!!!!!!!!

How's Work???

When someone asks HOW'S WORK??? All I'll do is to ask them to refer to this post....Got this clip from Limgaikgaik's blog. Seriously.....a very very good clip.





It shows something that most of us wanted to do but don't have the guts for it. I wish I was that expressive as well...........

My New Toy........

Had a freaking busy weekend in Ipoh........finalized my booking in Syuen, took Kitkit shopping, went for my regular check up and bought a new TOY!!!!........

Always wanted a DSLR camera.....eventually I lost the battle between the camera and the wallet....camera 1, wallet 0 (and I really meant 0).



* Canon EOS 350D..........




* My new BABY.....can't tell how long will I take to get bored with it......but still worth a try....




* The price to look PRO = RM 2, 059........I am officially BROKE!!!!!!....hope I can recover from the pinch during CNY (A lil bonus to heal the wound.......Those giving AngPows to me please listen up......RM1 and RM2 will not be accepted)




* Eventhough this camera reminds me of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, obviously with no MaryJane or the slight power to stick to the wall........just my imagination, I am still screwed anyway......part time photographer for hire (with or without clothes!!!!!! I am actually refering to the photographer)

What Went Wrong???

As I was browsing through the daily I saw something really catchy.......A lady threatens to expose a guy's semi naked photo if he doesn't return her passport and guess what!!! That guy gave in!!!!!......Is the world changing?? Female dominance?? Men getting stupider by the day? or most guys turned fag?? Its only semi nude dude.......Uncle Chua was in his birthday suit when he had his box-office movie made.....and he's still damn proud of it (I think he is) <- That's a man......

* This guy doesn't deserve a d*ck!!!!..........

What happened to the good old days???

* Where man held tight to his beloved bike to bed and the wife slept outside.......





* Where the nursery rhyme went something like.....RowRowRow the boat, while I enjoy my ciggiesssss............




* Where the only house chore a man ever needed to do was to walk his wife to and from the market.........

* Where the true meaning of ' HONEY, GRAB ME A BEER!!!!' was relevant instead of 'SHUT UP!! I am making dinner'......

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Let me cut it out straight, this is not a sexist post....those fairy tale pictures above will only happen either in your dream or if you're living a life a thousand years ago......just a reminder to all guys out there......BUCK UP or you'll be the one rowing the boat.......
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I don't discriminate in favor of my gender......all I am trying to say is when my wife is carrying my beer, I will carry it with her as well.........this is what love is all about..........

* This is me in 40 years..............................

Quality Weekend......

Papa, Mama and KitKit came over for a visit over the weekend. Nothing fancy in particular, just another laid back family meeting. Went out for dinner, hanging around the hall....basically just laying back, talk cock, sing song but quality time well of course.......



* Father and Sons......everyone looking at the idiot box and wondering what's next????




* After spending time cocking at my place, we took a ride down to my uncle's place....and continued.....a quality time cocking I should say.......KitKit showing off some magic tricks to uncle....everyone was amazed...and KitKit is barred from the gambling table this coming CNY....hahaha....Word of the day. "Never show the banker your card tricks"




* Tens of thousands spent on KitKit's tuition fees....at least he's learning something.......could be an entertainer if he can't get a job upon graduation.... (Papa seems to be wearing yellow every Saturday......get the meaning??? hahahaha)




* Fried Koey Teow from Balik Pulau.....just a picture for Gwen....sorry gal......I'll draw u a map next time......
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( MONDAY BLUES..................)

CNY Already????

On another regular working Thursday.... my phone rang.......


HaiBoon: Oi are you free on the 3rd day of CNY???
Bogus9394: WHAT? still a long way to go. A month later la....
HaiBoon: Will you be in Ipoh???
Bogus9394: What's up? I might be in my grandma's place in Penang.
HaiBoon: Once a year drinking fest!!!!
Bogus9394: OK....see you then.........

* I am as good as dead!!! I can't drink no more....maybe a glass or two...nothing more than that....but their previous record on a drink fest......18 bottles of liquor....worst still, the number of bottles were more than the number of drinkers....DEAD!!!!

* I'll look something like this the next day....damn....liondance people coming the next morning......hhhmmmm.....need to lay out a bullet proof plan. Won't get drunk + escape earlier.......(I don't fancy drinking anymore....remember???)

Congratulation Kak Ida.......

2 weeks ago, everyone went home to attend KakIda's wedding. Our relationship with Pakcik Din and family is a.......hmm.....I should say besides non blood related, we are as close as any other relationship could ever be.....so on that day, once again The Lims met The Dins (KitKit was absent again due to another exam)......



* MeiMei was a lil bit shy that day...............




* MengWai as usual, busy checking the gifts we bought for the newlywed couple.




* Once we were there, Papa was busy arranging the seats for us.........




* MAKAN TIME!!!!!!! MengWai used his bare hand for the first time for a meal.......nice try....




* Live band.....The Marilyn Mansur.....CLASSIC......

* After the long wait for the main event, MeiMei and MengWai took five.....

* AT LAST.....The King and Queen for the day.......

* Congrats congrats.............

What Now?????

As I was attending to my busy routine at work, just about to pack and get ready to go home.....PW called....

PW: Hey buy some eggs....we're out.
bogus9394: No prob....why you sound so stress??
PW: Don't ask.....the sink in the kitchen is block again.....
bogus9394: ohhhh small problem (after going through the Fountain of Shit last year, this one is just a piece of cake).
PW: You SURE???
bogus9394: No worries.....I did a survey....I have 3 great steps to get things flowing again.
PW: OK...Come back quick.




* The Kitchen sinks......just renovated those 2 years ago......




* The complicated pipe work.......NO FILTER!!!!! DAMN.....




* The equipments I bought......as easy as 1,2,3.................




* FIRST, pour the chemical to a drained sink....leave it for 30 minutes......




* NEXT, penetrate the blockage with the so-called German made specially designed wire.......

* LASTLY, the conventional plumbing method.....I bought 2....2 sinks are linked together ma....I am now the PUMPMAN!!!!!!

After those pouring........

After those pushing and pulling.........

After those pumping and pumping and pumping..................

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FINALLY

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FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KNNCCB.........PKM....

* I gave up......wait for the plumber tomorrow!!!!!
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.Happy New Year my ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!