A Slow Weekend..........

What will I do if I didn't go back Ipoh during the weekends?......Every Saturday or Sunday spent in Penang were pratically similar.....let me share with you on what I did on this laid back weekend of mine.....



* Rise and shine to the beautiful morning......(sometimes noon....)




* Drove down to USM.......KNNCCB.....Admin office closed......(those lazy freaks).




* Get my weekly ration at a nearby hypermart........I hate wet markets...... Mari Mari Murah Murah!!!! Dua ringgit Dua ringgit!!!.......haih.....beh tahan......




* YEA.....My new Man United clock.....always wanted one.......




* And there it stood.......

* Spent some indulging moment with my long forgotten book......

* It would be my turn to cook when it comes to weekend's meal......

* Baked Dory with stir-fried seafood spaghetti.......yuks.....I meant Heavenly~~

And with that ladies and gentlemen, I conclude...my lame but yet relaxing weekend in Penang......Will be going back to Ipoh soon......

Thanks, Guys.........

It has been a while since I hang out with my buddies. I am in Penang while the rest of them are in KL. It would be nice to have them around once a while....a bunch of us hanging around doing nothing. Talking crap all night long while consuming any alcoholic beverages.....(don't get me wrong, I quit drinking long ago).



* Been half a year since I last saw these two monkeys...........

* FeiHai, KouHai, HaiTong, HaiKun & HaiShue...........

After a couple of drinks, we decided to head to another club nearby......to meet up with HaiCheong aka The Jockey.......got his jockey license finally.........

* Ipoh Style.......we hopped from club to club by foot.....so freaking near......

* HaiKun really did missed HaiCheong when he was away....tried to kiss him throughout the night

* Observe the furthest left....you get what I mean??? (HaiCheong finally gave in.....Kiss la Kiss la)

* This is what happens if you are a Master Degree holder....you evolved in to a faggot.......

* Eventhough I don't drink anymore, I could still enjoy their company.......they really made my day.......

Happy Moon Festival........

Every year on the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, when the moon is at its maximum brightness for the entire year, the Chinese celebrate "zhong qiu jie." As for the English version of the celebration, some called it the Moon, Mooncake or Mid-autumn Festival. I don't think Malaysian should call it the Mid-autumn festival, what other seasons we have besides summer?? (Think about it, we can have a mid-winter festival and still be sweating like mad 10 hours a day) The seasons we will be facing thoughout the entire year would be nothing more than Raining Season or Non-Raining Season!!!





The second largest celebration in the chinese lunar will never be completed without the Mooncake. The legend has it, overrun by the Mongols in the thirteenth century, the Chinese threw off their oppressors in 1368 AD. It is said that mooncakes - which the Mongols did not eat - were the perfect vehicle for hiding and passing along plans for the rebellion. Families were instructed not to eat the mooncakes until the day of the moon festival, which is when the rebellion took place.





Since the only Mongol known to Malaysian was blown to pieces, we are not in any position rebelling at this point. I guess the mooncake manufacturers knew about this as well and started to commercialize and market their products at an astounding rate.



* Any messange could pass my QC with that kind of flavor. It would be like eating baked shit. YUKSSSSSS......

* hhmmm....anything free is good.....very prone to diabetes, hypertension and heart diseases...

* Website also got...walauehhhhh.........who will visit the site for the remaining 11 months after the celebration???

Driving Alone......

Been abit tight early this week......travelled from Ipoh-Penang-Ipoh-KL-Penang in 24 hours...what will a man do travelling longhour alone......

1st hour - Sing to the tune of the radio.
2nd hour - Play the 'question and answer' game all by himself.
3rd hour - Start touching himself.......sorry I meant start pinching himself
4th hour - Doesn't really matter anymore....he made himself believes that he was born to drive
5th hour - Refer to the 4th hour.
6th hour - Refer to the 4th hour.
7th hour - Refer to the 4th hour.
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* All I wanted to do is to get back as early as possible...........

Out of Pictures..........

Haih......Friday coming right up but I'm out of pictures or topic to blog....my life has been constantly dull lately.....no gathering, no outing and from the look of it, I was pretty much lame these several weeks. Maybe been too busy working lately (Need to pay credit cards lehhhh.........) Maybe it has been a while since I am back to Ipoh (No need to work meh?).........or Maybe didn't have a family gathering for a while (Everyone is busy)........didn't take pictures with MengWai for almost 2 months......but anyway, in my quest to be in 'Fortune' someday I'll need to give a little bit in order to gain something more.......




* How to pronounce that name???? EE EL SON? EEEEEEEEL SON? pathetic fool!!!




* I might not be smart....but I am pretty damn sure I am not colour blind.......BLACK CHICKEN???


Going back Ipoh tomorrow night....yeaaaaaa.......enjoy your break people.....
***I'll be back with more pictures and cocktales to share***

How Did I Fare in Sports???

Not everyone is born with the sporty talent.....some couldn't even kick a ball right after several years of trying.....I considered myself 'sort of' talented or slightly above the average par when it comes to sports. I've tried table tennis, badminton, football, hockey, billiard, etc. and to be frank.....I was actually not bad at all.....(perasan liao~~~~)


Of all sports that I've tried, I really do fancy football......I gave up table tennis and badminton once I saw the Olympic outfit for these sports......Turn-off......I rather go for the more macho-looking outfit.......





* Now this was what I'm trying to say.....this was way better than tight pants.....





* Weirdest achievement of all would be the one for Javelin and another for Sepak Takraw......of course being short doesn't mean that I can't run.....hahaha....I got quite a number for running.....




* If drinking is consider a sport a couple of years back, I think I did pretty well.....(Quit Drinking Now......)





* If Sleeping is an Olympic event, I will bag the Gold without a doubt........I can doze off anytime at anywhere....try me....

All-Blacks Shirt...........

I always wanted to get an All-Blacks jersey but when Carl took me to 1-Utama several months ago, the Cantebury Rugby store 'lingkup' liao.....haih........





While, when I was shopping for my weekly groceries, pushing the cart around, looking around.....all of a sudden something caught my sight.....ahhhhhhh.....an All-Blacks jersey. Having my view locked on to the shirt, my IQ literally dropped to a point of 'almost-retard'........




* So freaking mesmerized with the shirt....forgot to check out the price tag......straight to the counter upon trying.....

* Ohhh shitttttttt ohhh shit.....what have I done???? NOOOooooooo..Too late to regret....No turning back....

* 1 new shirt = eat bread for 3 weeks.......

What is Wrong With These People???

Another massive earthquake in Sumatra. The 8.4-magnitude quake killed around 10 people in Sumatra. A deja vu as to what happened in 2004 when for the very first time we felt tremors in Malaysia. I could still remember that night in particular where I just got back from a happy hour session with KuanLee in Alamanda. I was hanging around at the balcony of my rented apartment in Cyberia, impressed with the beer from 'TheCoast" (after drinking I was still so freaking high.....swayed to the left...swayed to the right) and all of a sudden my housemate pulled me inside and told me to evacuate the unit as soon as possible. Everyone was running down to the carpark at that time. I was stunned without knowing how to react, ran out the apartment in my boxer.........(I shall stop elaborating on how embarassed was I after I realised that my 'PHD' (Pretty Huge D*ck) was only kept away from the public by a single layer of mild cotton)


Back to the story, the police are disappointed with Penangites who ignored orders to stay clear of the promenades in Gurney Drive and Esplanade following a tsunami warning issued on Wednesday night. What the heck is wrong with these people?

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* Check out the monkey behind.....equipped with his SLR....I never knew Malaysians are a bunch of people whom are so eager to die.....NOT - Pengebom Berani Mati aka suicide bomber......just simple Berani Mati or Hendak Mati....

I decided to conduct a survey of my own.....I asked 2 Penangites around me this morning.


1. Me: Hey, these people got nothing to do ar?
Gwen: Wahhhh if given the chance, I also wanna be there!!!
Me: ~Speechless........

2. Me: What about you? Die along with the rest?
Nicus: Nolar....I will go up Gurney plaza and watch from there.
Me: At least smarter than the other one..........

Malaysians are even more fearless than the Gurkhas....Gurkha = Ready to Die.....Malaysians = Wanting to die.....see the difference???

I Hate Korean Movies.......

Bad story plot, lousy acting skills, hamster-faced actors acting cool and the worst of all....I can't understand shit to what they're trying to say. If the language spoken is changed to Mandarin, then my worst nightmare begins......those Mandarin translaters sounded like pornstars trying to moan over the pleasure of love making while chatting with each other......very high pitch.....irritating to the max......

Anyway, I have a fanatic Korean fan at home staying under the same roof as I am......PW is crazy about everything Korea has to offer......dramas, movies, sitcom, advertisement, food,....etc (I made a few of those up)......she told me she was having trouble understanding the subtitle of the latest 'pirated' movie she just bought....I decided to check out what fuss was all about......to my SUPRISE!!!!....................


(observe the subtitle!!!)



* The so-called Korean Hit...........




* Who's dia??? - hmmm okay.....bilingual...impressive...



* Mengapa trashingnya sekarang? - Good combination......hmm....




* Ohhhh this is too much for me to digest........





* Dan you're menambah penghinaan untuk injury.

* ohhhhh lubang sana pon ada....hahahaha okay, just gonna live with it......

* FUCKFACE!!!!!!! TOO MUCH TOO MUCH....I can't take it anymore....hahahahaha laugh until shit came out......hahahaha

***Belilah Cetak Rompak Buatan Malaysia***

Is our Government too rich or too dumb?

When I woke up on this beautiful Sunday morning, I laid my hand on the Sunday Edition. Guess what I found......Another act of consistent stupidity after celebrating our 50 years of independence.....The Auditor-General's report shows that a particular minitry is spending my tax money to purchase items 5 times the original price. I was asking myself, did these pea-brain people have any idea what did they just bought or they planned for such purchase so that they could have some extra income for......(I think you get what I am trying to say)....




* Picture taken from TheStar..........




* More than 10k for each set of book.....I doubt the purchaser could read them.....their intelligence could not be rated by the scale of stupid to smart........is should be more like plain dumb to brainless.......




* Another conspiracy for the comfort of their own landscape........who died and put these donkeys in-charged? After 50 years of our hard-fought independence, we're still able to impress the rest of the world.......




* How could we compete with such rapid rate of stupidity?





* Next meeting agenda for APEC..........

Shocking Visit.........................

I was attending to my daily report wearing nothing but my boxer on a regular Thursday night. All of a sudden I got a suprising phone call from Blackie.


Tut Tut, Tut Tut, ...........

Bogus9394: Oi
Blackie: Where are you?
Bogus9394: At home la...where else?
Blackie: Faster come out...I am near your place now.
Bogus9394: OK OK....



Blackie: Wahh very tired leh.......
Bogus9394: Blackie, tomorrow Budget ar....the not-so-smart-guy might announce increase in sin tax ar......ur rokok might naik harga liao.




Blackie: NOOOOOOO..........
Bogus9394: You stop smoking cigarette lo.....take heroin lo...still same price ma...




Blackie: yea......ok ok....thanks for the info....never knew u're so smart....
Bogus9394: No prob, no prob........

Blackie: Oi mamak, sirap ais kurang manis....I perut sudah buncit.....jangan taruh manis-manis.....

Blackie: ahhhhh...........back to work.........

Bogus9394: OK OK


The hangout session with Blackie was so brief, it lasted less than 15 minutes. Sometimes it is nice to have some great friends dropping by once in a while. They just light up my day.........

Diary of a Rocker........

When Papa gave me my very first guitar 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with it until I was enrolled into Yamaha School for 2 torturing years. I was begging Papa to stop those classes for at then I was no longer interested in learning those classical junks from Yamaha. 2 years later, I saw William doing some tricks on a guitar and I was fired up once again. Asked Papa to get me a private tutor. He did. Another 2 years..........at last, I could afford to dream of being a rockstar one day.......

Playing in a band is every guy's dream (unless if you were a geek then.....).....but I had my time when I was 16. My very first band was formed out of an accident where we were told to perform in a school function. Ryan took the sticks, William took the lead, Shamir took the bass and I being the weakest at that time took the rhythm. Ryan being a perfectionist at that time forced us to repeat that one song over and over and over again.......played that freaking song for more than a hundred times....I kid you not....ask that dude if you ever meet him..... "Don't drink and drive, Just smoke and fly - William Lim 2000)




* From the left: William, bogus9394, Ryan and Shamir......Our first and very last performance together........




A year later, Bobby aka HaiChew came into the picture out of nowhere. He was so into druming at that time he uses empty cans as his first drum. All he could afford at that time were those drum sticks.....so we formed a band of our own with HaiShui taking up the rhythm. Being left with no choice I was forced to take the lead and sometimes the bass. Life was not easy then....we had to pay RM24 an hour just to use the equipments in the music studio. Out of a miracle, Bobby's dad bought him a drumset. That was when the real band comes into the picture. Suprisingly the very first song we were playing was the exact song that Ryan made me play over and over and over again..........This time we made it big....from school's functions right up to the wine bar of a club......Those were the days.....no more school, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks.




*From the left, HaiShue, bogus9394, Bobby, Loon, HaiFoo....



Today, I no longer have the rush of being a rockstar anymore. A person could be so rich, he losses all sense for humanity. That is what I wanna be.......



*** Question of the day***
***What was the song????