Dinner Menu.........

On a not very noteworthy Sunday morning, drove Mama over to PW's house to finalize the wedding preparation with the in-laws.....as a guy told me earlier, 2 people wanna f*ck, hundreds over people headache....how true how true.....

Told them I don't wanna tag along.....PW forced me to attend...even before the wedding, she is taking away my bachelor's degree and gaining her Masters.......walauehhhh......this could not be happenning.....



* Sundays are meant for sleeping yooo.......ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz




* This is the one custom I hate.....went there also dunno for what purpose....sat there...can't make a noise...listened to both side I want this, I give you that.......lucky for Papa...he escaped early in the morning...he said don't wanna be a statue and that leaves me being the only statue there.....

* Right after that, I took back the driver's seat from all the folks.....Food testing.....my call...all mine, everyone's turn to be diam diam......I shall be making all the noises from now on....hahahaha.....

* MeiMei started calling me.......she's learning real quick.....

1. Four Hot & Cold Appetisers.

- Fair, no comment......

2. Braised Sharks' Fin Soup with Eight Treasure of the Sea.

- Fair, no comment.......

3. Deep Fried Boneless Chicken Top with Mango & Apple Slices in Thai Sauce.

- Fair, name too long.....Kerabu Chicken say Kerabu Chicken la.....kns.

4. Home-Made Style Steamed Golden Pompret.

- Totally OUT!!!! CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY.....yuks....

5. Poached Grass Prawns.

- NO IDEA, I'm allergic to prawns.......looked nice....okay la...pass la...

6. Braised Assorted Meat Slices with Broccoli & Chinese Cabbage

- Fair, no comment.......

7. Fried Rice with Dried Shrimp Wrapped in Lotus Leaf.

- I Love Rice....hahahaha Love It....


8. Chilled Longan and Sea Coconut

- Not Picture...still busy chewing the rice.....

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* I am not a picky eater...anything on an average par goes down the throat pretty well.....by the way, all those above are halal.........everyone is invited...let me get down to the guest list and prepare the cards before making any announcement.........Wedding = BROKE.....I kid you not!!!....don't believe? Try la......

Wedding Gowns Anyone???

We went to the bridal store to select the dresses for the photo shoot last Saturday. Glad that JieJie and Jiefu could make it. I hated the waiting...all those dresses were so freaking impossible....

* JieJie and I.......

* It was for fun...I am definitely not a crossdresser.....

* PW likes it alot....I don't fancy this...looks like it was from a nightclub 40 years back....she likes it, I pay....quietly obey....NO COMMENT to avoid WW3....

* That's more I like it....keep it simple...nothing big.......

* This is worth a lil' waiting time......November Rain yooo....

* How much will they charge me after all these??? DAMN I'm broke!!!!.....

How Stupid Could It Get????

Ohhhh Thursday Night......one of the best moments of the week...FRIDAY coming up to end this strenuous week....lately the newspaper is more of a comical reading material....you'll read about politicians making numerous police reports against each other over the lack of proper respect to the King....Since when the King is suddenly so freaking important to you guys??....The only sane remark I came across was from Tony Fernandes.....'Subsidy should not be given to MAS'.....(MAS - Maximum Allocation of Subsidies)...MAS can't make it a month without subsidy....

Well, the article I'm about to highlight will be another blockheaded remark made by some idiotic institution........to tackle the inflation strike we might be facing, the rice shortage, these fuck heads came out with the idea..... EAT TAPIOCA.....




* Another Malaysia Boleh Statement.......buat malu bangsa!!!!


As I was chatting away with JieFu on a SLR camera lens he might be getting, he gave me the best phase I've heard all week long.... "I get it then we share share looo"....hahahaha isn't that great or what?





* PW is busy getting her Cake right.........I had ill omen eating her cakes...the first time, I went down with a fever....2nd time, also fever.....well I was hoping for a third time lucky but kena Rubella......from then onwards...I don't taste her cakes anymore.....hahahaha





* I better finish this book I started 2 nights ago...get ready for the crisis as Papa reminded me constantly.....get to know what happenned during the last one.....rather than taking advice from some fucktarts asking me to use a bicycle when the petrol shoots sky high.......
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.TGIF Peps......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....gtg for a drink with Nicus now....BEER TIME HAHAHAHA....

How Do You Handle These???

Today marks the anniversary for a tragic event 39 years ago.....I was expecting more coverage from the mainstream media but to my dismay....filtering did it again......as I was reading what's left in the newspaper, I came across a horrendous finding......GAY JOINT RAIDED!!!!!!














Can you believe this? 14 faggots arrested with 1,800 condoms......let us do the math together...since 14 were arrested, meaning there will be 7 TAKERS.....the other 7s will GIVE la......then let us divide 1,800 with 7....it gives you a rough idea how many times the TAKERS will have to receive the pokings with his behind......







The after effect of too much pokings.......argg.....let's not talk about that....let us not discriminate..........let me get the record straight....I hate faggots.....

As I was back in Ipoh a fortnight ago, as usual....went out for a drink with the Hais at an old man's bar, no loud music, no chicks but too bad there were PORKS.......as we were catching up with the old times..........CAME 2 MONSTERS......attacking HaiKun and HaiBoon....






* HaiKun acting like an innocent virgin...........




* Now you know why he resisted...........DAMN!!!! If this is not gross enough then check out the next one.....




* CHECK IT OUT.....FeiHai can't stop laughing.....I was in tears at that moment...THANK GOD it wasn't me.....at the end of the day, HaiKun said he hasn't had so much fun since God knows when.....HAHAHAHA.......as for HaiBoon, he left the place speechless.....FeiHai and I are laughing till today.......

Happy Mama's Day!!!!!

Happy Mama's Day to my beloved Mama.......she might be nag-gy, reluctant to put salt in her cooking, a clean freak, vomits alot while travelling either by car or by train or by ship or by plane but at the end of the day I still love her.......a word of advice, never ever tell her that her cooking is great unless you have the intention to eat the very same dish for the coming weeks or even months!!!!



* My Mama and I......

* She has her fair share of giving me nicknames...'Silly Boy', 'Curly Boy' (I didn't ask for the curly hair), 'WeiWei' (my baby name, even JieJie does that)...hey Mama, I'm a man now...can't do that in public no more......Happy Mother's Day@@@@@

Shopping With Family........

Got up right on time the following morning after the gathering session with my ex-housemates....I only had 3 glasses of whiskey...am I a changed man or what??? No hang over at all....good job good job...bravo bravo!!!




* The kids trashing their grandparents' room......I was chasing them....yelling....WHO PANGSAI?? WHICH ONE?? WHY SO SMELLY?? They laughed and ran.......hahaha kids....




* As usual, family outings will always end up to be a loud and noisy event...kids yelling, adults laughing......PW once asked me, "How come your family could be so loud outdoor?" .......all I could say was, "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY" hahaha......




* MWai did what he does best......disturbing strangers.......Poor janitor......




* This suits MeiMei the most....lookalike leh.......





* We had to scout around town because we could not find MWai's train......It was drizzling in the evening, almost drop dead laughing when I heard MWai talking to Papa.... "KongKong Faster Faster!!!"

* At last, our prayers answered......MWai got his Thomas Train while MeiMei got her Barney.....Since Papa insisted to pay....it is my filial obedience not to compete with Papa for the paying part....JIMAT JIMAT!!!!!

* Will be meeting them once again in Ipoh next week.....

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In a nutshell, this trip to KL has shown me something I'm lacked. I don't in particular prefer it's horrific traffic jams and dusty surroundings but I do really missed the society there....it felt right being there...the crowd, my friends, shopping centers, less ahbengs & ahlians but too bad the food sucks.....I am comparing the social mentality of two places.........as Papa said to me earlier, one day there might be bullet trains from Ipoh to KL....then travelling to KL will be less than an hour....hahaha maybe by then I'll consider........TGIF peps!!!!!!!!!

Our Reunion......

They had been planning for this gathering for several weeks......AT LAST!!!....We were at Republic Sunway.....I hope I get the name right.....most of them are working in Singapore now.......richer by the trip back....huhuhu S$ vs my RM....haih.......what a shame....need to earn more....



* The good ol' days once more.......




* The pilot and I...Robin still the same ol' Jin Jing.....hahaha....dinner at 8pm my ARSE....next time if he is flying the plane...you guys can check in a day late...he'll still be there...




* The Skinniest among us - AhLock.....wahhhh at this angle I was lucky my nostrils are clean.....




* Speechless.....EngSeen is lacking in motherly love.....being a great buddy, I did him a favor by giving him what he lacked.....




* Still couldn't get over what EngSeen did......Peeka had no idea what went wrong.......hhhmmm...something is not very right with this guy......

* FAMILY PHOTO!!!!!! When LimGaikGaik saw this, she pulak bising bising said her average face was blocked by out beautiful hands.....N.G.!! N.G.!!

* Okay...better now.....

* And 1 for the book.......I said "Act like you're taking class photo"....but I guess what Rob heard was "Act like you're at Jalan Ipoh".......This pilot-to-be is also abit deaf.....

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. Had one of the best nights this year.....Thanks guys........

Dinner With Family......

This is actually a sequel to the previous post....I was about to drive down to fetch KitKit for dinner remember.....another 30 minutes drive from Bukit Beruang......at last...Klebang. We have been there before but we fell in love with it's great surrounding.....an ideal place for a family gathering....



* This place will put Gurney Drive to shame........nothing fancy....a quiet place with decent food..




* Awaiting for our meal....being as noisy as usual.......




* Father and Son moment..........




* Father and Sons.......am I the better looking one or what??? hahahahaha




* Makan Time.......30 minutes of chewing and swallowing, 1 hour of laughing, and yelling, and cocking around.....need to catch up ma...we do not meet that often leh....

* Free and easy for the kids as they could not understand us and we could not understand them.....

* Sightseeing after the meal......I think someone saw a funny sea creature.....the rest of the gang just trying to be the get a better view.....

In Melacca......

I'm currently in Melacca.......will be going to the town to visit KitKit in a while.....



* Being the driver for the day, no chance at all to be in pic....



* Old man and the kids....