Curling ..........

Curling = One of the most ridiculous sports I've ever seen in my entire life.....as I was tormenting my remote control with all the heavy clicking, I stumbled upon an interesting but yet stupid sports....Curling World Championship......I did a survey on the sports right after.....The game is thought to have been invented in Scotland and the rest are craps......

Let me elaborate how it works.......just imagine lawn bowl on ice....



* The dude in the middle will slide forward and release the curling rock...




* The other 3 will sweep and sweep the ice surface as the rock glides.....




* Main objective is to try to get the rock as close to the target as possible......THE END!!!


How to win a match?? Not to worry...4 monkeys playing the game, dozens of people doing the counting.....they'll tell you when you win.....




* Check out the fans.....that's the youngest chick in the crowd.......the only nonwhite-haired person I could find sitting inside the arena......




* Even the world cup for PingPong has more crowd than this......hahaha....sad...sad.....

* I'd rather wank till I drop dead than to learn curling....it's not even a sport......kns the last I checked, its in the Winter Olympics....hahahaha.....the extra mile to look stupid.....

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. (Game) - (Fun) - (Logic) = Curling

QingMing......

Another yearly event of mine but this year I am having it in Penang. Not exactly a celebration, just a mark of respect to the ancestors. This year, I paid my respect to my maternal grandfather. I can't remember the last time I visited my grandpa but I'm sure this was the second visit....




* Rest in peace dudes............




* Being there in the afternoon, we avoided the crowds and traffic......




* None of my cousins knew our grandpa but yet......paying their filial respect to the old man by cleaning his grave.....




* I wanted to try that as well, but too bad...too bad.....(can't read = can't write)





* No idea what was that all about....but it sure looks good.....

* Mary Poppins Sim..........No one will believe this dude here has a Master in Engineering....too much books I assume.....

Boring...............

Ever since I decided to work in Penang, I knew life here won't be easy.....without those hoodlums to accompany me, my life here is simply stereotyped.....from the being an outgoing, sociable, always fun to hang out with 'dude' into a lifeless cactus stucked in the middle of sahara awaiting for the rain to come along.....life is so bad, I updated my blog so much more than the intended rate.....imagine that!!!

The level of boringness is so extreme, I've been watching the Discovery Travel and Living for the past 2 hours.....even out of event to blog about.....I could have blog about my routine from Monday to Friday and repost those same entries for the following weeks throughout the year.




* The colourful lifestyle I once had........................




* The monotonous life I am currently in........potong steam........


I think I need to get something really interesting to do.....or at least to burn time.....can't take it much longer......imagine the yearly grave visit aka 'chingming' is also included in my "things to do and never to miss" yearly calendar.....how pathetic......SIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....




* I better start planning for a short vacation......kns...

Cousin's Wedding............

Been driving up and down for wedding dinners last week....attended cousin Shyan's wedding in Alor Star and Penang......scroll down for more pictures.......

* Another cousin of mine.......Dinner at Alor Star....I found out that everyone there love their karaoke.....from the age of 7-70, everyone was fighting for their moment of fame on the stage......Alor Star no Redbox meh????

* On Saturday, everyone came over to attend the dinner at Cititel Penang......

* Mwai anxiously awaiting for the toast..............

* At last........YUMMMMM SINGGGGGG

* On Sunday, we went over to BayanLepas to attend the wedding ceremony.......they said this time Pigs no good....cannot witness the ceremony....no ONG wor.....kns!!!

* AngPow giving ceremony.........

* This BOTAK will not give away any chance to gain some extra pocket money.......

* Everyone was stunned when MWai came back for a second round......

* For the next highlight, they requested for a virgin boy to jump around the newlywed's bed.....for luck it seems.......NAHHH....the biggest virgin of all (hhhmm....that botak still virgin meh???)

* I was so freaking tired at the end of the day I could just collapse on the floor and sleep.........

Ohhhh Yes....before I forget.....here are some pictures of the bride and groom...(hehehe too much pictures of MWai liao.....)

* Just Married...........

* Congratulation Bro........

I Love Family Outings......

Papa, Mama, JieJie, JieFu, KitKit, MWai and MeiMei came over this weekend to attend cousin Shyan's wedding. It has been a freakishly busy weekend but yet well spent.....Before the dinner we went for a leisure stroll in the mall....



* As usual, the guys will have to wait for the ladies......




* The first and second lady scouting for their rightful outfit.......




* I'd rather take MWai to do some shoppings of our own.......I promised him on all he could grab session at the toy department.....




* Another toy train..........


I wanted to get KitKit a new watch but before I swap my credit card to the ever so hungry credit machine, KitKit has some sacrifices to do in order to redeem the gift.......



* Anxiously awaiting for the ritual to start..........

* I always hated his hair that way......

* This hair cut didn't only cost me Rm12.......it would be an additional RM325 for the swatch he took away later......

It is always nice to have them coming over once in a while.....I'll need to do some serious saving this coming month. Why? Okay let me break it down....

1. Lunch with family - RM 150
2. KitKit's watch + Hair cut - RM 337

3. Toys for the kids - RM 80

GRAND TOTAL = RM 567.00

* Luckily when Papa wanted my credit card to pay for the 2 pairs of shoes he wanted to buy, I just whistled a funny tune and hastily walked away.....saved few hundreds there....yeaaaa.....

* At the end of the day, JieJie presented me with my new Tag.....so everything I spent earlier was well worth it....hahahaha I got a new watch too.......

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I Love My family..........

Campus Guy vs Working Mule.......

As I was browsing through my pictures collection, I caught hold of something to blog about.....I shall do a comparison between life in campus and life as a working mule.......


Campus Guy: I had the luxury to sleep till 4pm everyday.....classes?? What classes???
Working Mule: I have to drag my ass off the bed every 8.10am in the morning...



* My classroom for 3 years...........


Campus Guy: I arranged my own schedule.....Wednesday, Thursday & Friday no class also no problem....
Working Mule: No Kidding!!!!....need not elaborate further........




* New faculty block....


Campus Guy: I was the campus King. Students don't like me? I FTNF. Tutors don't like me? I FTNF. Lecturers don't like me? I FTNF
Working Mule: Clients don't like me? I KFFF.

By the way, (FTNF - F*ck Them Not Free aka Tiu Hui Tou Mg Tark Han) (KFFF - Kena F*ck For Free)




* Even KuanLee told me the other day that I am a totally different guy from what I used to be back in Uni.......


Campus Guy: I have tonnes of friends...Malaysians, Indonesian, Iranians, Barbarians...you name it.....
Working Mule: Besides my colleagues, I have only 4 friends....hahahaha.....Benny, Adelene, SY and CK....




* Students cannot escape classes with this installed.......


Campus Guy: I could do what I like....being drunk and throw all ketchup bottles from my unit ( I was staying on the 9th floor by the way....hahaha)
Working Mule: I must do what others like.........getting drunk is not even in the list...




* New faculty looks like Prison Break's cells.......being here must be mentally torturing.....


Campus Guy: 12 hours of happiness, 12 hours of sleep.
Working Mule: 9 hours of madness, 7 hours of restlessness, 8 hours of sleep.




* At least Uncle Selamat has the guts to do what he desires.........
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Finally.........

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Life span...............

Campus Guy: 3 years ago - EXPIRED

Working Mule: 2 down, 30 to gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Best 20 minutes of the day.....

JieJie and I had a skype chat earlier....we had an experiment - "Check if MW could regconize me".........and he DID....kept on calling me the moment he saw my face on the screen......hahahaha so happy to hear his voice.....jumping up and down...all excited seeing his uncle on the screen....I promised him another session of all he could grap (toys) the next time we meet.....its all worth it....

* All ready for bed............



* MeiMei's hair is so long now...........MW looking stoned from the medicines he took....



* JieJie playing her part.....as a wallpaper!!!!




* MW asking me to have a bite on his bolster.....

* High FIVE.....hahaha......

* MW and MeiMei showing me their dancing skills.....how cute......

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20 minutes spent.......best moment of the day!!!!!!

Table for 2....

Since the Thai trip had been called off, I promised PW a candlelight dinner as a way to make it up to her......being on a tight budget lately, I came out with the best my wallet could offer.....hehehehe




* Nahhh....Candlelight........




* Nahhh...Dinner + Candlelight + a bottle of whitewine = Candlelight Dinner!!!!!




* No complains from her.....hehehe assuming it went well.....

* Should do it more often.....no more fancy restaurants......cut cost cut cost.........

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Since the bottle of whitewine couldn't knock us out, we headed to Batu Ferringhi to meet up with Haziq.....took him for a late supper, talked cock, catch up with old times...last met him during our convo......Time flies and he's now a manager at UOB....what an achievement...should've joined the bank last time......ishh...wasted...

* Happy birdday to you dude......till we meet again.......