New year is coming.............

Great time with cousins the night before....simple gathering for a simple guy like me......stupid Vista lost most of my pictures....
Since this is the season of sharing, let me share something with you guys. Most of you are still cracking your heads trying to figure out how to do it....
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you can gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee recieved this reply:
DearMarian,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet . NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
Yours truly,Manager
BOSS
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****We don't call them bosses for no reason****MERRY XMAS****
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