Goodbye Dear Rambo.......

AhPeng called himself RAMBO during his last week in the company. He's leaving us...another member gone from the team......people come and go I supposed...........

* Rambo on the left......by having a surname Tan...that makes him RAMBUTAN....I meant Rambo Tan....

* Gwen just got back from Cambodia.....too tent...phaiseh wanna show face.....

* Nicus having a bad mood swing......I called it the V-disease.....V - Virgin...hahahaha....sssshhhh not too loud....

* I hate karaoke......what to do...join the crowd lo........

* The farewell handshake...........

* Ohh come on...another classic display........RAMBO doesn't cry la....next time call yourself Pussy Tan la.......If I were you, I organize a party liao la...laugh like no tomorrow liao.....kns....cry for what......

* All the best dude........

Great Names.....

I received an email not too long ago....It would be best to share so that you guys could have a good laugh to brighten up your gloomy day in the office....





Mandarin

Paul Chan - Bankrupt

Anne Chang - Dirty

Faye Chen - Dusty

Anne Chin - Keep quiet

Henry Mah - Hate your mum

Jane Tan - Frying eggs

Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin



Hokkien

Carl Chng - Buttock

Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow - You are dead

Suzie Leow - Lost till death

Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine

Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea

Danny See - Squeeze you to death

Corrine Tai - Poor fellow

Rosie Teng - Screws and nails

Carmen Tng - Leg hair long

Pete Tsai - Nose droppings



Cantonese

Connie Mah - Call your mother

Macy Koh - Never die before

Michael Tan - Sell eggs

Michael Loong - Sell chicken cage



Personal best - English

Anita Kwok - I Need a cock.



Personal Note: To all the Kwoks out there.....NEVER EVER name your daughter Anita.....

The Birthday and The Cut.......

Another classic on family reunion back in Ipoh....everyone expect KitKit went back to celebrate Mama's bday & Mother's day...MWai got a cut on his chin, resulted to several stiches...so to cheer him up, we told him it was his birthday (this lil fella loves birthdays)....enough said....scroll down for more pictures....



* Express Cake.......no reservation and doesn't taste like shit....




* The usual bday song.....happy birdday to you, you were born in the zoo, papa elephant, mama kangaroo........you are katak puru.....




* Saliva all around.....yooooo.......




* Poor lil guy...got a cut, got some stiches and a mock birthday.....one hell of a day for MWai....




* Dozed off ZZZZzzzzzzzzz...........

* Makan without MWai.........

* MeiMei will be a doll once she's fully fed......TGIF peps!!!!

Unjustified???

It has been a rather funny week.....as I was browsing through blogs, I read about someone being pissed off and someone didn't even updated on time (limgaikgaik).....but significantly, I found 2 with the very same content....LOST!!!!!....Uncle Carl said he needs to find a direction......Cousin Sim said to go or not to go.......hhmm.....what do these indicate???

Personally, I have all my plans laid out...nicely coordinated.....obviously with severals dos and don'ts. One of the don'ts has been ringing inside my head recently....."Don't Be A Crying Bastard" meaning don't cry foul over this and that la.....not asking you not to cry....but sometimes when I can't take it anymore, I could be one hell of a bastard...





How do I handle it?? Personal best...DRINK and THINK....a lil bit of alcohol helps stimulate the tiny brain of mine....Think real hard...do the math....is it worth the trouble? What if the calculation is totally wrong?? Try to plan your way out......Think way ahead......Think Kunta Kinte aka Toby (If you read the book then you'll know)....





No idea what was I ranting about?? Me neither.....maybe when I read more I'll have a clearer picture what was I bitching about......




The world is never fair....we just gonna wake up and live with it.......better still, deal with it.......when the world kicks you in the arse, take my advice.....KICK BACK!!!!!....

Dinner Menu.........

On a not very noteworthy Sunday morning, drove Mama over to PW's house to finalize the wedding preparation with the in-laws.....as a guy told me earlier, 2 people wanna f*ck, hundreds over people headache....how true how true.....

Told them I don't wanna tag along.....PW forced me to attend...even before the wedding, she is taking away my bachelor's degree and gaining her Masters.......walauehhhh......this could not be happenning.....



* Sundays are meant for sleeping yooo.......ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz




* This is the one custom I hate.....went there also dunno for what purpose....sat there...can't make a noise...listened to both side I want this, I give you that.......lucky for Papa...he escaped early in the morning...he said don't wanna be a statue and that leaves me being the only statue there.....

* Right after that, I took back the driver's seat from all the folks.....Food testing.....my call...all mine, everyone's turn to be diam diam......I shall be making all the noises from now on....hahahaha.....

* MeiMei started calling me.......she's learning real quick.....

1. Four Hot & Cold Appetisers.

- Fair, no comment......

2. Braised Sharks' Fin Soup with Eight Treasure of the Sea.

- Fair, no comment.......

3. Deep Fried Boneless Chicken Top with Mango & Apple Slices in Thai Sauce.

- Fair, name too long.....Kerabu Chicken say Kerabu Chicken la.....kns.

4. Home-Made Style Steamed Golden Pompret.

- Totally OUT!!!! CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY.....yuks....

5. Poached Grass Prawns.

- NO IDEA, I'm allergic to prawns.......looked nice....okay la...pass la...

6. Braised Assorted Meat Slices with Broccoli & Chinese Cabbage

- Fair, no comment.......

7. Fried Rice with Dried Shrimp Wrapped in Lotus Leaf.

- I Love Rice....hahahaha Love It....


8. Chilled Longan and Sea Coconut

- Not Picture...still busy chewing the rice.....

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* I am not a picky eater...anything on an average par goes down the throat pretty well.....by the way, all those above are halal.........everyone is invited...let me get down to the guest list and prepare the cards before making any announcement.........Wedding = BROKE.....I kid you not!!!....don't believe? Try la......

Wedding Gowns Anyone???

We went to the bridal store to select the dresses for the photo shoot last Saturday. Glad that JieJie and Jiefu could make it. I hated the waiting...all those dresses were so freaking impossible....

* JieJie and I.......

* It was for fun...I am definitely not a crossdresser.....

* PW likes it alot....I don't fancy this...looks like it was from a nightclub 40 years back....she likes it, I pay....quietly obey....NO COMMENT to avoid WW3....

* That's more I like it....keep it simple...nothing big.......

* This is worth a lil' waiting time......November Rain yooo....

* How much will they charge me after all these??? DAMN I'm broke!!!!.....

How Stupid Could It Get????

Ohhhh Thursday Night......one of the best moments of the week...FRIDAY coming up to end this strenuous week....lately the newspaper is more of a comical reading material....you'll read about politicians making numerous police reports against each other over the lack of proper respect to the King....Since when the King is suddenly so freaking important to you guys??....The only sane remark I came across was from Tony Fernandes.....'Subsidy should not be given to MAS'.....(MAS - Maximum Allocation of Subsidies)...MAS can't make it a month without subsidy....

Well, the article I'm about to highlight will be another blockheaded remark made by some idiotic institution........to tackle the inflation strike we might be facing, the rice shortage, these fuck heads came out with the idea..... EAT TAPIOCA.....




* Another Malaysia Boleh Statement.......buat malu bangsa!!!!


As I was chatting away with JieFu on a SLR camera lens he might be getting, he gave me the best phase I've heard all week long.... "I get it then we share share looo"....hahahaha isn't that great or what?





* PW is busy getting her Cake right.........I had ill omen eating her cakes...the first time, I went down with a fever....2nd time, also fever.....well I was hoping for a third time lucky but kena Rubella......from then onwards...I don't taste her cakes anymore.....hahahaha





* I better finish this book I started 2 nights ago...get ready for the crisis as Papa reminded me constantly.....get to know what happenned during the last one.....rather than taking advice from some fucktarts asking me to use a bicycle when the petrol shoots sky high.......
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.TGIF Peps......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....gtg for a drink with Nicus now....BEER TIME HAHAHAHA....

How Do You Handle These???

Today marks the anniversary for a tragic event 39 years ago.....I was expecting more coverage from the mainstream media but to my dismay....filtering did it again......as I was reading what's left in the newspaper, I came across a horrendous finding......GAY JOINT RAIDED!!!!!!














Can you believe this? 14 faggots arrested with 1,800 condoms......let us do the math together...since 14 were arrested, meaning there will be 7 TAKERS.....the other 7s will GIVE la......then let us divide 1,800 with 7....it gives you a rough idea how many times the TAKERS will have to receive the pokings with his behind......







The after effect of too much pokings.......argg.....let's not talk about that....let us not discriminate..........let me get the record straight....I hate faggots.....

As I was back in Ipoh a fortnight ago, as usual....went out for a drink with the Hais at an old man's bar, no loud music, no chicks but too bad there were PORKS.......as we were catching up with the old times..........CAME 2 MONSTERS......attacking HaiKun and HaiBoon....






* HaiKun acting like an innocent virgin...........




* Now you know why he resisted...........DAMN!!!! If this is not gross enough then check out the next one.....




* CHECK IT OUT.....FeiHai can't stop laughing.....I was in tears at that moment...THANK GOD it wasn't me.....at the end of the day, HaiKun said he hasn't had so much fun since God knows when.....HAHAHAHA.......as for HaiBoon, he left the place speechless.....FeiHai and I are laughing till today.......

Happy Mama's Day!!!!!

Happy Mama's Day to my beloved Mama.......she might be nag-gy, reluctant to put salt in her cooking, a clean freak, vomits alot while travelling either by car or by train or by ship or by plane but at the end of the day I still love her.......a word of advice, never ever tell her that her cooking is great unless you have the intention to eat the very same dish for the coming weeks or even months!!!!



* My Mama and I......

* She has her fair share of giving me nicknames...'Silly Boy', 'Curly Boy' (I didn't ask for the curly hair), 'WeiWei' (my baby name, even JieJie does that)...hey Mama, I'm a man now...can't do that in public no more......Happy Mother's Day@@@@@

Shopping With Family........

Got up right on time the following morning after the gathering session with my ex-housemates....I only had 3 glasses of whiskey...am I a changed man or what??? No hang over at all....good job good job...bravo bravo!!!




* The kids trashing their grandparents' room......I was chasing them....yelling....WHO PANGSAI?? WHICH ONE?? WHY SO SMELLY?? They laughed and ran.......hahaha kids....




* As usual, family outings will always end up to be a loud and noisy event...kids yelling, adults laughing......PW once asked me, "How come your family could be so loud outdoor?" .......all I could say was, "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY" hahaha......




* MWai did what he does best......disturbing strangers.......Poor janitor......




* This suits MeiMei the most....lookalike leh.......





* We had to scout around town because we could not find MWai's train......It was drizzling in the evening, almost drop dead laughing when I heard MWai talking to Papa.... "KongKong Faster Faster!!!"

* At last, our prayers answered......MWai got his Thomas Train while MeiMei got her Barney.....Since Papa insisted to pay....it is my filial obedience not to compete with Papa for the paying part....JIMAT JIMAT!!!!!

* Will be meeting them once again in Ipoh next week.....

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In a nutshell, this trip to KL has shown me something I'm lacked. I don't in particular prefer it's horrific traffic jams and dusty surroundings but I do really missed the society there....it felt right being there...the crowd, my friends, shopping centers, less ahbengs & ahlians but too bad the food sucks.....I am comparing the social mentality of two places.........as Papa said to me earlier, one day there might be bullet trains from Ipoh to KL....then travelling to KL will be less than an hour....hahaha maybe by then I'll consider........TGIF peps!!!!!!!!!