The EPF Deduction.....

The agency is at it again......let us do the math together, the EPF will deduct 3% of its contribution to the employee account so that it could cushion us during the period of recession. On average, let us set the basic income at RM 3,000 per month....meaning you'll have a take home income of RM2,760 instead of RM 2,670....an additional of RM90.00. How thoughtful.....What can you do with the additional RM90.00???




* Awaiting the wave that never came.........


With the additional income we are now safe from the global recession......RM90.00 Don't play play...hail the genius who came out with such a ingenious idea.....with the additional 3% added to your take home income, you're now liable to be taxed by the IRB.......hahaha this is what I call, LP,PL (Lam Pa, Pa Lan)......Lesson to learn here is: If you're not smart enough, proposing a solution will just make you look like a fool....



* Most of the time Malaysians will complain and protest when the petrol price increases a little. Be it 10, 20 or 50 cents.......Hard to survive, things getting expensive, inflation is killing the consumers and all sorts of other stories.....but they never complain when they buy a cup of coffee for RM10.00 from Starbucks/CoffeeBean or spend hours investing in cyber cafes......think about it....hehehe....

Skol is Lying.......

It was Tuesday, 10% rebate for all purchase in Carrefour with your Maybank credit card.....being the CheapJing, I will be damned if I were to shop there on the other 6 days of the week....10% yo......it puts the UOB one card to shame....hehehe.....

As I was pushing the trolley about, something caught my attention......hhmmmmmm SKOL.....



* Take a closer look at their statement......




* Wahhh the only 9% alcohol strong beer?? haih...lesson to learn.....DON'T EVER LIE TO A DRINKER......(I meant ex-drinker)......





* KNS what do you call those beers I have in my fridge??? I reckon what Skol is trying to project is that they have the only 9% alcohol beer around....there are 8% or 10% or be it 11% but there is only ONE brand giving you 9%.....am I right?





* Next time please don't lie......I hate liars = I hate our home minister.......okay to be fair, he's not a liar, just plain dumb.....TGIF peps.......

Ikea's Chair......

When going gets tough, the tough get going.......been busy with revision the whole freaking week....at last, done with exam......the only accounting backgound that I have is Maybank ACCOUNT......that's how close it could get....I wonder how accountants cope with their work.....YUKZ.......

* Bought a DIY chair from IKEA last week...........

* How come a racist monkey whose dad was an immigrant gets a hero's welcome?? Funny Funny world....the unsolved puzzle of our beloved bolehland......

* Ahhh........Job done......Chinese New Year is coming real soon....I need to grow some money and hair at the same time......ppl will try to touch my head during gathering if I remain bald.....how unhygenic.....

* I gave Papa the new chair......I called it 'Long Term Investment'....hehehe....I am currently available for any activities throughout this coming week......call me? Anyone???

On My Way Home......

On a regular Thurday, I packed my stuff into the car and was on my way back home.........the usual radio station accompany me during this 20 minutes drive.........spent most of the day in the office instead of running around like a mad man.........as I was driving....all of a sudden I realised the cars in front are hitting their brakes........I was like.....WHAT!!!!!!.
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You guys in Singapore won't have this as well...cause most of the time you're in the MRT......
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Ada Lembu Lintas Jalan!!!!!!!







* Hahaha....check out the coconut trees.....what a sight......TGIF peps......

Family Gathering - KL......

JieJie and I planned for another gathering last weekend in KL. It has been a month since we met. Being a filial son, I drove Papa&Mama to KL to meet with their grandkids on my study week (haih...so freaking old still got study week...WTF!....) Actually I just wanted some time off from work and exams.....hehehe...



* Upon reaching, makan straight away....everyone was hungry......




* Quality time with the family.........worth every penny........




* Time to have a hot bath and relax.....aahhhhhh~~~~

* Walau walauuuuuu too HOT!!!!!! jialat jialat....masak liao masak liao......

* You could watch EPL right from the bathroom.......syok!! ManU won the match while I was busy scrubbing my b*lls in the hot tub.....

* The purpose of this trip is as said earlier.....to spend quality time together......

* Let Papa spend time with his grandkids......

* and Mama with hers......Happy working week peps.....exam coming in 6 days.....haih~~

Airline Meals.......

Due to my extremely burdening schedule, my blog has been neglected of late.....loads and loads of assignments to complete, final exam next weekend while busy juggling all those with my daily work in the office.



On my last encounter with Air Asia I decided to try out their snack...partly because I was starving....comparing it with the MAS where beer and wine come for free, Air Asia being the cheaper flight (my liking) decided to charge those on board for even a drop of water........






* From the display, it looks appetizing..........wahhhh satays included.......can't wait.......





* Mystery solved........another trick from the marketing chapter.......where did all the anchovies come from???

I don't mind being treated like a retard this time around but having heard the late news last night, the EPF is denying the allegation of wrongfully abusing the fund....I hope they're not lying with their eyes wide open.......knn punya agency........jangan tipu sama gua.......

* Never lie to the bald mobster.............now you may kiss my ring~~ TGIF peps...

Keep Walking.........

This post is a favour to a friend whom I forgot to invite to the wedding......hehehe....my bad my bad.......luckily I found something on Johnnie Walker.....

I was asked to blog about my buddies and the drink...hhmmm....not easy....(Pictures taken at least 3-4 years ago) Luckily I found something related to JW.....



* When you're down and unwell..........




* or planning for something really crazy.....you'll be glad to have a bunch of monkeys sharing the exact interest.......




* Nothing is better than catching up and having a drink together with your buddies.... (when we were young, a bottle of this was like buying a bar of pure GOLD......) not cheap not cheap....




* and we had it for dinner...........not poor, not poor at all.....




* http://www.blackcircuit.com.my/ <- check out for latest promotions and events.......
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Dear M.K.,
Did I post it correctly???

BBQ with The Sims........

Another gathering with the Sims a week after my wedding...........the agenda? BBQ at my tiny residence......



* Chicken, sausages, meat balls, bell peppers etc.......




* Cousin Sim and gf.......




* Cousin Sim and gf.....




* Cousin Sim and Cousin Sim.........Girlfriends outstation.......




* Liquor all around.......on the host.....drink drank drunk.....




* Talked about the ol' days.....laughing at our childhood misdeeds....what a way to chill on a Saturday night.....




* Beer, tequila, whisky, wine......spin spin spin.........had a great time..thanks guys....check out the tan on my arm......I am in serious need of whitening cream.....Enjoy your work week peps......

Surviving Bali.....~ Part2

'Babi Guling Ibu Oka'.....PW said another MUST eat dish during the trip....Even the angmo battled the crazy heat just to have a taste of this balinese delicacy.......I have no freaking idea why was I told to line up for more than an hour for this plate of 'Siew Yuk Fan'.....not a big fan of pork neither......to be franked, it was like eating a hell lot of chilies and shit.....YUKS!!!!! Those who love it either have zero tastebud or really in love with SHIT!!!...and YES that bad, that HOT. Guys will experience menstruation shitting the next day.....





* Guling my ass la guling.....eat chicken rice better......KNS.....

* Yet another temple.....

* and another!!!!.....then I asked my chauffeur, "How come so many temples?"....and he duly replied, "Ohhhh Bali is the island of a THOUSAND TEMPLES"....... KNNCCB how come no one tell me this before???? walauehhhhhh I go shaolin better la.........




* Shouldn't have come here bald.......check out those dead dudes behind me......also BALD....




* Tanah Lot........another sunset destination.......and also another temple....




* These people must be really crazy about sunset....thousands flocked the sea just for a glimpse of yet another sunset.....hehehe including me.....




* Ahhhhhh this is edible......recommended...at least PW got one correct.....'DirtyDuck'.....actually deep fried...due to the origin of the restaurant, a genius decided to name it in such a way.....nyum nyum......




* When you order BBQ pork rib, they'll serve you with a foot long of pork rib.....pigs really do come cheap in Bali hor??




* After checking out temple of by sea, temple on a mountain, temple by the roadside and temple by the lake,.....I present to you.....Temple in a cave......'Goa Gajah'....the cave is smaller than my bedroom...can you believe it?? hahahaha ridiculous....


* Another temple....can't even remember the name......they come in bulks.....hahahaha




* This lunch was good....chill weather...just like Cameron Highlands.....lunch by the volcano....still active yo......




* The chauffeur drove an hour to bring me to a paddy plantation....hahaha all I need to do is to drive north for 10 minutes from home to check those out.....those westerners have never seen paddy before....they took pictures and treated it as the 8th wonders of the world.....hahaha SHAN PA ANG MO......




* My driver........too bad muzeum TUTUP........I love muzeums.......huhuhu....




* The most sought souvenir in Bali.....NOT the dolphins la......




* Nahhhh this one.....hand made dildos........hahahaha No idea how they came out with such an idea.....Did I buy any of those????




* Neah.........PW said giraffes are another MUST buy item.... PW: "Everyone comes to Bali will buy these giraffes"..... Me: "SURE BOR???"......PW: "Sure la....internet said so"......I ended up buying 3 useless piece of craft which serve no purpose whatsoever and placed it in the living room.....did I mention, I didn't even see a single soul with giraffes on my way back??? hahaha Kena Tipu Liao.......Bali sucked big time...don't waste your money....go China better....no kidding.....